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Great Sense of Humor - Some Re-Assembly Required - Go For It?
Posted by: Curiousity Cat ()
Date: August 08, 2019 08:23AM

I would love to meet this woman just based on her sense of humor. Her funny bone is pretty hot.

Could you handle a relationship where you know your partner will always be missing one of her handles?
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Re: Great Sense of Humor - Some Re-Assembly Required - Go For It?
Posted by: ye4tr ()
Date: August 08, 2019 08:39AM

Goatfuckerer2 would go for it, only because he could handle her with one arm tied behind her back.

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Re: Great Sense of Humor - Some Re-Assembly Required - Go For It?
Posted by: Massive Junk ()
Date: August 08, 2019 08:51AM

I'd give it a shot. If she was totally cool, it might work.

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Re: Great Sense of Humor - Some Re-Assembly Required - Go For It?
Posted by: Gerry’s gay protector ()
Date: August 08, 2019 08:56AM

Definitely not, she can’t jerk my cock and fist me at the same time.

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Re: Great Sense of Humor - Some Re-Assembly Required - Go For It?
Posted by: Arms = 1-1/8th ()
Date: August 08, 2019 09:05AM

She's actually fucking hot! Who cares about her handicap!?
LOL ~ it says she's an "arms dealer".... that's funny!
She has succulent tits, a hot body and a beautiful face!
Hopefully she wipes with her good are, cause I would lick her ass!

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Re: Great Sense of Humor - Some Re-Assembly Required - Go For It?
Posted by: Although she can’t clap ()
Date: August 08, 2019 09:07AM

She seems alright.

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Re: Great Sense of Humor - Some Re-Assembly Required - Go For It?
Posted by: One Armed Bandit ()
Date: August 08, 2019 09:14AM

I bet you $1M she's right handed. Any takers?

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Re: Great Sense of Humor - Some Re-Assembly Required - Go For It?
Posted by: Assiz Swampee ()
Date: August 08, 2019 09:16AM

If she lived in an Arab country nobody would shake her hand.

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Re: Great Sense of Humor - Some Re-Assembly Required - Go For It?
Posted by: Left Turn Clyde ()
Date: August 08, 2019 09:17AM

Left turn signals must be a butch when she rides a bike.

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