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Bathroom Nightmare in Fairfax
Posted by: Cool Story Bro ()
Date: August 07, 2019 08:25PM

Bathroom is empty at a local Great American restaurant in Fairfax. Great! I'm about to explode so bad my eyeballs are sweating.

I grab a middle stall, drop trou just in time, and open up the Bombay doors with a tremendous eruption that reverberated off the walls it was so loud.

Dude walking by the stall as I let loose, stops, walks back and sits in the stall next to me.

I'm like fuck!

Then a creepy-strange middle-eastern accent says "Goatfuckerer2 has entered the game!"

Needless to say - I pulled up my pants and got the fuck out of there.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmare in Fairfax
Posted by: Gp ()
Date: August 07, 2019 09:10PM

Lame as fuck bro! The only thing I did was not mention GF2

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Re: Bathroom Nightmare in Fairfax
Posted by: Gay for Goatfuckerer2 ()
Date: August 08, 2019 01:25PM

Cool Story Bro Wrote:
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> Bathroom is empty at a local Great American
> restaurant in Fairfax. Great! I'm about to
> explode so bad my eyeballs are sweating.
>
> I grab a middle stall, drop trou just in time, and
> open up the Bombay doors with a tremendous
> eruption that reverberated off the walls it was so
> loud.
>
> Dude walking by the stall as I let loose, stops,
> walks back and sits in the stall next to me.
>
> I'm like fuck!
>
> Then a creepy-strange middle-eastern accent says
> "Goatfuckerer2 has entered the game!"
>
> Needless to say - I pulled up my pants and got the
> fuck out of there.

Dude why are you so obsessed with Goatfuckerer2, shit and toilets? Get some help sicko.

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Re: Bathroom Nightmare in Fairfax
Posted by: wsswsswss ddf ()
Date: August 08, 2019 09:03PM

Cool Story Bro Wrote:
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> Bathroom is empty at a local Great American
> restaurant in Fairfax. Great! I'm about to
> explode so bad my eyeballs are sweating.
>
> I grab a middle stall, drop trou just in time, and
> open up the Bombay doors with a tremendous
> eruption that reverberated off the walls it was so
> loud.
>
> Dude walking by the stall as I let loose, stops,
> walks back and sits in the stall next to me.
>
> I'm like fuck!
>
> Then a creepy-strange middle-eastern accent says
> "Goatfuckerer2 has entered the game!"
>
> Needless to say - I pulled up my pants and got the
> fuck out of there.


And you didn't even wipe after a bomb like that? And you let people poke you in that dirty ass? You nasty bitch.

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