A Rich Man Wrote:
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> EESH's fans are fiercely loyal. When you have the
> love and admiration of you're true fans, you never
> feel like a failure. EESH is going to be ok.


Eesh's fans are from NAMBLA
They are only his fans because he sends them homemade kiddie porn

Unburied

Meow

One night, my boyfriend took me out to an Irish restaurant and pub. I had lamb stew and three beers. The stew was soooo good I ate all of it. Well, my t??y is not used to eating such rich food, and the next day, while I was at work, my stomach started making noise. I ran to the bathroom and had a huge, loose, wet, nasty smelling dump. The bathroom smellled terrible. I still wasn't feeling too good, so I was going to take a half day off and go home to rest. I was getting my stuff together when my boss stopped by and told me to be in his office in ten minutes. I had to stop in the bathroom again for another burst of diarrhea. I felt horrible, and had severe cramps. I went to his office and told him I was going home sick. He told me to stay for the meeting and then I could leave. My other co-workers came in and sat down. As my boss discussed a big account coming up, I felt another wave of cramps. I could feel the poop coming, and tried to hold it in. As we stood up to leave, the poop gushed out filling my panties with a loud wet juicy fart. I had on a tan skirt and everyone saw. As I ran to the bathroom, I let out three more big squirts of shit. I was so upset that my bladder burst too. It took me half an hour to clean up, and I had loose, frequent bowel movements for a week. I missed another day of work because I was so afraid of having another accident. That's the last time I'll eat so much!

A few months ago, I was at my cousin's wedding. At the reception, they served shrimp cocktail. I thought that it tasted funny, but I didn't really think about it. Later that evening, while I was dancing, my stomach started to gurgle. I didn't want to leave, so I waited until the song was over. My bowels were about to explode. I had the worst cramps. I hurried to the bathroom and thankfully, there was an open stall. I sat down and my bowels absolutely burst. I had horrible diarrhea. I had been in the bathroom for almost twenty minutes when I heard someone else come in and go into the stall next to me. They sounded like they had had the shrimp also. By this time, I was pretty weak and I just wanted to go back to the hotel. My bowels had finally stopped so I left the bathroom. It was pretty late, and many people had already left, so I just told everyone that I was tired. As I was leaving the banquet hall, my stomach started to rumble again, so I hurried to the elevators. Unfortunately, we were in an old hotel and I had to go all the way to the lobby and switch elevators in order to get to my room. I got into the other elevator along with a young couple and I knew that I couldn't hold it. I was wearing a pale purple dress and thankfully, my pantyhose held the poop in. It squished up and started to run down my legs. Unfortunately, this load came with a loud, wet, fart. I was mortified. The couple stared at me as the elevator started to smell. I got off and ran to my room. My pantyhose and silk panties were ruined. I spent almost the whole night in the bathroom on the toilet counting the flowers on the walpaper and wishing I hadn't eaten the shrimp.When I finally lay dowm to rest, I was awakened after an hour by my bowels.My flight the next day wasn't until three, so I thought that I would be better. At about ten in the morning, I hadn't been to the bathroom inalmost three hour and I was feeling weak, so I ordered toast and coffee. BIG mistake. By eleven, I was back in the bathroom. I had to leave at one thirty for my plane, and I still had to say goodbye to all my relatives. We were all driving to the airport together. I ended up in a limo with my uncle, aunt, and five year old cousin. We had to stop twice so I could use the bathroom. I told them that I had drank too much coffee. When we got to the airport, we almost had to run to the plane and my bowels were about to start running also. Luckily, I got a seat near the bathroom, although once, during some turbluence, I just barely made it. The stewardess brought me extra barf bags. She obviously didn't have a clue what was going on. This was one of my worst food poisoning experiences ever, and next time, I won't eat the shrimp
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eesh is my bitch.

Bump Bitch Bump!!!!

Miz is my bitch
I am an avid outdoors enthusiast, and spend much of my free time hiking and camping. When I first started doing so, one of my greatest apprehensions was the unavoidable act of relieving myself outdoors. As everyone knows, women have two primary methods of peeing "in the bushes"; namely, (1) leaning your butt against a tree and peeing on the base of the tree, or (2) completely baring your butt and squatting directly above the ground, spraying urine directly onto whatever is below. Of these two methods, I prefer the second because it is not as messy and it gives me the pleasure of choosing exactly what I want to wet. Performing this act enough times has caused me not to fear peeing "in the bushes", but actually to enjoy it. For example, on a recent overnight camping trip to a campground which had portable toilets, I was about to turn in for the evening and, as usual, I wanted to relieve myself beforehand. Instead of using the portable toilet, I've squatted enough ti! mes that I decided to dash into the woods behind the campsite, with toilet paper roll in hand. I came upon a small clearing with a few rocks and vegetation present, which was a perfect place to relieve myself. While thinking to myself that I wanted to avoid the rocks and pee directly on the dirt so I could view the aftermath, I yanked down my shorts, squatted and peed there. Most of the pee soaked into the ground, but the wet spot was quite large. I wiped and, since there is virtually no other option while in the woods, left the toilet paper on the ground. (I try and use biodegradable T.P.) For the remainder of the trip, I relieved myself exclusively in the same woods, at various places, which was far more satisfying (and a bit risque'!) than using the portable toilets.

In case anyone hasn't read it, Kathleen Meyer's book: "How to Shit in the Woods" gives insight into the seldom discussed act of women relieving themselves in the woods. It would be interesting to hear of other women's outdoor peeing experiences.





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unrequited love interest, faggot.

Eesh isn't an outdoor enthusiast.
He hibernated under the covers while wishing he was Miz
If you wish you were Miz, then your life is truly a very lonely empty abyss

I feel sorry for Mike and will make this public offer to be his friend







Psyche

Just to piss off the triggered little retarded cabbage patch doll look alike troll.

Tom gave Michael money so he could get his shit packed at the I-85 rest stop and relieve some stress and maybe even make a friend
He couldn't even do that
That's a total failure

Eesh must have methed out.

Of the many fucking losers here. Eesh takes the fucking cake.

One evening, while at a party, I felt the urge to go #2. Yes. I had to go real bad. The bad part about this was that my friend and I were with two cool guys in a tree fort not too far away from the party, yet really high, maybe 50 or 60 feet from the ground. It was a real neat fort with carpet and little windows. Really comfortable. The one cute guy I was hanging with, built the fort and was really nice. I asked him how to get down fast. He asked why. By that time I could feel some poop coming out. I told him, I needed to get down so I could go to the bathroom. Then with out warning it all came out, soft large chunks. It kept filling my pants. Then I peed my pants. Why do I have such shitty muscles? It filled my panties up. Jon, the cute guy I was with, saw my reaction and the wet stream going down my pants, and came over to me. I was sobbing. I was so pist off at my self for doing this and incredibly embarassed. He picked me up and carried me down a ladder to the bottom. His hand felt the poop load in my pants and looked at me and kissed me on the lips and told me that it was going to be ok. He carried me over to the bathroom. On the way I got stares and and mean gazes from the crowd. Jon didn't care. when we reached the bathroom, I got down and took off my clothes and took a shower. I needed fresh clothes, so Jon lent me some of his. He threw away the undies and washed the rest. He is such a cool guy, and really cute. I am 14 and he is 16. If I'm going to get him I have to wait until I'm 18, according to him. I'm glad there is a guy out there who won't be affraid to help me if I ever have an accident like this again.

It's me again. I have another story to tell. About a week ago, my friend Carie and I were walking with Jon and his friend Jesse. Me and Jon are boyfriend and girlfriend now, just to let you know. anyways, We were walking when my friend Carrie said she had to find a bathroom quickley. By the smell of it it was too late. I ran with her to a bridge and she let down her panties. She had gone poop. It was light brown and mushy. She was crying. I smelled it and decided to stay a safe distance away from her. She wiped her ass and asked me if she had gotten it all. Her ass was pointing right at me. for some reason that got me king of horney. I said that she had some more down twards her croutch and when she wiped it with a leaf, that also got me off. I hope I'm not becoming a lesbian, I thought. She pulled up her pants and we left. Unfortunately I now had to go really bad. I ran back to the bridge, jon followed me to cover me up so no one could see me. I sat there and relieved my self of a huge load of poop. when I was done, I pulled my pants up. Then I felt something warm and smushy. I had not moved my pants away far enough and I pooped on them. Damn. I decided to leave it until I got home so I could clean myself properly. On the way The poop began coming out of the sides. Some of it fell out and stuck to my leg. Actually, if hadn't been for the smell, I would of said It didn't bother me that much and actually felt soothing against my butt. My asshole was hurting me and I knew I couldn't walk like this for too long. Wouldn't you know it. Jon Carried me the rest of the way. I hate having these really embarassing accidents.

A mean Trick
As a so-called "revenge", another sorority "kidnapped" the four of us at three in the morning. We were all taken to the woods behind the college maintenance garage and tied to trees. After the sun came up, we tried screaming for help, but it was Sunday, so there was nobody around to hear us. Well, my poor bladder was just about bursting I was trying to hold it so long. It made me wonder about all those movies where the villian is tied to a chair, I mean you never see them wet their pants, right? Finally, I just decided to do it. I told the others I was sorry, but I would rather die from embarassment than a burst bladder. Pami said "Thank God, you aren't the only one - I'm just dying to pee too" Well, it was a tidal wave in my jeans, let me tell you. At first it felt warm and nice, but after it cooled off it was clammy and chilly. But I felt so relieved, I was shaking! I could't see Pami, but she said she felt better. Later, they tipped off our friends to come and get us! , like in the afternoon. My pants were dried off, so you couldn't even tell. But poor Mary, she's been so quiet because she's pooped her pants and wet them.

Back to the top.

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dead cat Wrote:
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Yup

Eesh has been slayed here.

Please stop goading eesh. He ruins the forums rage posting. Thank you.

He's crashed from his psycho and HIV meds. You have about two or three more hours before he comes on here and searches his name and screen name and starts posting tracker and bumping Moreno threads.

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> Please stop goading eesh. He ruins the forums rage
> posting. Thank you.

How so? All his posts are very calm, albeit not safe for work.

His night posts are full of bitterness and envy. It's so funny, he's so lonely and unhappy lol

Michael seems like a happy likeable guy. You are just jealous

How can one not by jealous of a guy who has no friends of life so he stalks anyone who breathes? An internet troll and stalker forced into a bankruptcy by an autistic retard who gave him a criminal record and mugshots and a Google raping? I'm hating hard over here.

Time to watch this manic shit show

The sylvania broad has broken eesh.

That the copy cat threads basl makes on other people always flop? Lol it's always just him talking to himself and copy pasting the other posts roasting him

Russian chick got eesh Wrote:
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> The sylvania broad has broken eesh.


Eesh has been broken for years
I think all that cum he has been guzzling gave him brain damage.
Females are immune to the harmful side effects of cum guzzling.
Men, not so

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> That the copy cat threads basl makes on other
> people always flop? Lol it's always just him
> talking to himself and copy pasting the other
> posts roasting him


That's what happens to a butthurt bitch. I bet he calls his daddy and complains that we're being mean to him and asks him to do something about it.
Because Michael Josef Basl is a snitch
Cary once stated on here that Mike is by far the biggest reporter of abuse on this forum. He has dished out more abuse originating from this site than everyone here put together but he can't handle paybacks because me is a literal mother fucking bitch.
I think I'm going to drive to Strath rd and leave a note on his car. That'll run him off this forum

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/354887/354994.html#msg-354994

Re: Israel Flotilla Attack
Posted by: Citizen001 ()
Date: May 31, 2010 10:55PM

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Correct, good answer eesh.

Look at this psycho sally Wrote:
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> Date: May 31, 2010 10:55PM
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Wrong answer. That is not a flotilla.
A flotilla is the semen that's left floating after Eesh shits it out

First time in FFXU history eesh has just been shut down.

What's up with eesh manic posting.

I love the differences in threads

268 views 52 posts miz

947 views 136 posts eesh

Considering all those posts are probably just repeats of basl bashing it's pretty safe to say miz wins again

Facts

He seems to have decided he is the resident legal expert... apparently because he spends so much of his life in front of judges. Curious what the deal is with that Norfolk traffic violation he got where he didnt show and was found guilty so he appealed to the circuit court and then pled guilty and has a year of probation. Winner Winner

Bump

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> He seems to have decided he is the resident legal
> expert... apparently because he spends so much of
> his life in front of judges. Curious what the deal
> is with that Norfolk traffic violation he got
> where he didnt show and was found guilty so he
> appealed to the circuit court and then pled guilty
> and has a year of probation. Winner Winner

If I'm not mistaken that's the case where someone said he was going to be served his protective order. So he probably skipped out for that. He's on probation because he is a habitual offender in every sense of the word. Traffic, stalking, stealing, everything. He's a scumbag for sure.

Peep peep

Basl was thrown away by his biological mother for a reason.

Eesh is back on a bender. Rage posting to follow.

We should find michaels birth mother . We need DNA .


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> Basl was thrown away by his biological mother for
> a reason.

Who the scumbag spammer of all the biden is a maggot posts is. Sad little loser.

Basl is obsessed with removing this listing from the top spot. I've never seen the fat greasy fuck so triggered.

But also very funny

I'm sure it sucks being a fat little orphan bastard that even at birth your own parents didn't like or want you, but is the thread spamming going to fix that? Come on mikey.

His entire life consisted of not being wanted, loved or liked by anybody.

This explains why he attacks other people's families, siblings, parents.

It explains why he becomes so obsessed with other people and their lives. He want to be apart of something SO bad. He had never belonged or fit in anywhere.

It also explains why he's so desperate and needy that his only friend was a teenage boy and a black guy with HIV got a protective order against him last year.

People can't stand his ass and everyone always has to take him to court to get him to leave them alone. How seriously fucking pathetic can you get?

How to ruin everything for eesh. Lol

Just to piss off the triggered little retarded cabbage patch doll look alike troll.

Welcome back eesh

Gone.

Katie told me eesh rage posted for a week one time.

Eesh hitting the meth again

I bet eesh is rahe posting in his piss stained underwear.

Fat boy desperately trying to bury this thread.

4" dick. AND HE SHARED A PICTURE IF IT LMAO

It looks like a thumb

Just in case you forgot.

Toot bug Wrote:
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> 4" dick. AND HE SHARED A PICTURE IF IT LMAO


Small won't rip your asshole apart like a horse does

Derp

Eesh is still a loser

So tiggered lmao

Whoops

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Why would you capitalize the e

Eesh still scared to come around

Here? He's still here. He just can't post from any of his registered names.

He looks (at you) like this
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Derp

eesh has been slayed

This chick , after 12 years of basls shit, she has shut the fat faggot down. Lmmfao
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Dababy

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Bump

Bump just to bump. Bump to add new humiliating content about basl and his empty worthless life

Like this
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Total loser

The sheriff basl Wrote:
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> Like this


The pig is skinnier and better looking

Has a micro penis, but he thinks he is winning with that little nub.

FOUR EYED FAGGOT
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There's no denying that shit right there. The lazy eye was very prominent back then. You know he was relentlessly teased. This shit makes so much sense.

Get ready to never live this one down basl. Your behavior today has everything to do with your looks back then. He

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> Bump just to bump. Bump to add new humiliating
> content about basl and his empty worthless life

The high school picture is a perfect example of when to bump

I love how his face just got fatter and fatter, but for some reason he decided what his look really needed was to trim and shape his eyebrows?!?!? What a dumbass, what kind of faggoty shit is that? Lol. Priorities man, damn! Backwards ass basl

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He's wearing his uncle's glasses
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Lazy eyed no lip loser Wrote:
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> FOUR EYED FAGGOT

He oozes with insecurity.

coming up next

No wonder eesh is always miserable. He's beeb a clown show all his life. Complete reject.

john rolfe Wrote:
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> coming up next


Say no more fam, I got you.
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Again.

Got them 70s glasses Wrote:
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LMFAO

A loser and ugly. What a way to fail at life

You're still a loser

Got them 70s glasses Wrote:
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What a pussy

Got them 70s glasses Wrote:
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What a pussy


L

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> who would ever hire someone with a
> google/arrest/bankruptcy record like that. He
> better hit the Christian circuit where they let
> people with horrible records thrive.

Dhd

F

LMFAO
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What a goddamn loser

LOL
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