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I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Burke lake monster reborn ()
Date: June 06, 2019 05:41PM

She’s taking names as we speak.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: nope - she's all reformed ()
Date: June 06, 2019 06:00PM

She has learned the error of her ways, and has taken jail courses i life skills, personal relations, and anger management. She has also learned to weld in the prison license plate shop.

She is going to go live on her uncle's farm in Indiana and earn her keep fixing tractors and combines.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Skd ()
Date: June 06, 2019 06:16PM

nope - she's all reformed Wrote:
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> She has learned the error of her ways, and has
> taken jail courses i life skills, personal
> relations, and anger management. She has also
> learned to weld in the prison license plate shop.
>
> She is going to go live on her uncle's farm in
> Indiana and earn her keep fixing tractors and
> combines.


That sounds like a strong conservative woman!

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: post menstrual primate ()
Date: June 06, 2019 06:47PM

Eesh took her to the beach for her to swim with the sharks. She thought she was so badass because the sharks didn't fuck with her. Eesh became terrified of her at that moment because he hoped they'd eat her, and he also believed the explanation for her survival was that she emitted badassery.

In actuality, the sharks thought she was a chunk of floating whale poo and avoided her

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Manic monkey ()
Date: June 06, 2019 06:52PM

Know what would be funny?

Adhere a piece of Velcro to the ceiling and stick her head to it.

Then put a laptop in front of her that's logged into this site, auto-refreshing every minute, but leave it just a couple inches out of her reach

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: that would be fun ()
Date: June 06, 2019 07:22PM

She has known for the last 3 yrs that everyone in FFU is shit-talking her, and she can't even log on to offer her rejoinder.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Mi chocolata ()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:02PM

Not me I like the black pussy, and one of you here knows that!

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: June 06, 2019 10:34PM

The worst thing that could happen to Monique is if people just forgot about her. She needs constant attention.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Two days ()
Date: June 06, 2019 10:44PM

She’s done the first day and now she only needs to do the second.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: might not be good eesh.... ()
Date: June 06, 2019 11:39PM

Starban Wrote:
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> The worst thing that could happen to Monique is if
> people just forgot about her. She needs constant
> attention.


If she comes here and gets no attention, she will go seeking attention in the real world, and she knows where Strath Road is.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: June 06, 2019 11:48PM

Ever read those choose your own adventure books as a kid? Let the readers choose the following...

If Monique invades the house, the following caliber will be used:

1.) 10mm

2.) 44 Special

3.) 12 gauge

4.) 5.7x28mm

5.) 50 caliber black powder

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: lizzie's too smart for that ()
Date: June 06, 2019 11:58PM

She'll just drive by real slow, shit on your door step at night, break in when you're not home, steal your mail.

A gun won't help - you either need to appease her, or find some way to get her back into jail

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: June 07, 2019 12:03AM

nope - she's all reformed Wrote:
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>
> She is going to go live on her uncle's farm in
> Indiana and earn her keep fixing tractors and
> combines.


So basically she’s going to be a field hand? Will she have an overseer?

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: June 07, 2019 12:06AM

Nobody cares about lizzy. Lets talk about TMOS! Did you guys hear Robb today?

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: great job for meade ()
Date: June 07, 2019 12:07AM

Starban Wrote:
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> nope - she's all reformed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > She is going to go live on her uncle's farm in
> > Indiana and earn her keep fixing tractors and
> > combines.
>
>
> So basically she’s going to be a field hand?
> Will she have an overseer?

Imagine meade as lizzie's field master.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Who cares? ()
Date: June 07, 2019 01:45AM

most people don't care b/c most people don't know who this broad is & don't wanna know, either.

I don't know her.

I don't wanna know her.

I don't care.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Eesh· ()
Date: June 07, 2019 05:56AM

I can't wait. Nobody has visited me since she got herself locked up. Nobody ever visits me. Nobody likes me except Lizzie. Nobody cares. I'm so lonely

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Miz's Imbecilic Jihad ()
Date: June 07, 2019 06:18AM

If he is not doing so already, william Moreno will start visiting Lizzie and sending her money. He has to ensure that when the monkey is sprung, she emerges fully aligned with Team Miz.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: So we understand ()
Date: June 07, 2019 06:28AM

Miz's Imbecilic Jihad Wrote:
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> If he is not doing so already, william Moreno will
> start visiting Lizzie and sending her money. He
> has to ensure that when the monkey is sprung, she
> emerges fully aligned with Team Miz.


Explain this in detail for the newer ffxu’ers.
Where does Lizzie meet ffxu, was she here then met some members?
Did anyone here direct her here? Which member did she friend first then turn on and so on?

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: First ()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:00AM

Lizzie knew the gay capri-pants-wearing pedophiles Seth Comstock and Russ Nikov in elementary school. They went to prison also but are out now.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: We need to understand ()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:07AM

First Wrote:
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> Lizzie knew the gay capri-pants-wearing pedophiles
> Seth Comstock and Russ Nikov in elementary school.
> They went to prison also but are out now.


U leave us more confused! Was there a three way romance, did eesh steal Lizzie from miz, did miz steal Lizzie from eesh...was there a 3 way...did Lizzie introduce eesh to his first bbc, shit like that

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: miz psot ()
Date: June 07, 2019 02:25PM

Eesh· Wrote:
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> I can't wait. Nobody has visited me since she got
> herself locked up. Nobody ever visits me. Nobody
> likes me except Lizzie. Nobody cares. I'm so
> lonely


He was always jealous that lizzie liked eesh more than him. He is also getting panicky because mo gets out soon, and miz is her primary target.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: gkwwe ()
Date: June 07, 2019 02:39PM

might not be good eesh.... Wrote:
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> Starban Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The worst thing that could happen to Monique is
> if
> > people just forgot about her. She needs
> constant
> > attention.
>
>
> If she comes here and gets no attention, she will
> go seeking attention in the real world, and she
> knows where Strath Road is.

lizzie will be no threat to anybody living farther than walking distance or a couple bus transfers away from whatever half-way house she winds up at.

Upon release she will have no money to pay for any kind of transportation or finance any other kind of fucked up schemes she may want to carry out. Pedo Moreno is no longer and ally and pedo Tator is in prison until sometime in the 2030's. Everybody else she once was cool with have long since moved on with their lives.

She can shit post on this forum as much as she wants. It will be the virtual equivalent of a monkey flailing its arms up and down and shrieking.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Let us celebrate ()
Date: June 07, 2019 02:58PM

https://www.michaels.com/search?q=picture%20frames

We should throw a getting out of jail party.

I'm thinking of an 'art' theme.
We all give her picture frames as gifts.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: lizzie via messenger ()
Date: June 07, 2019 03:03PM

See ya soon Ronnie

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: The poo-flinging will be fun ()
Date: June 07, 2019 03:28PM

gkwwe Wrote:
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>
>
> She can shit post on this forum as much as she
> wants. It will be the virtual equivalent of a
> monkey flailing its arms up and down and
> shrieking.


I'm rather looking forward to it!

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Head of Dent ()
Date: June 07, 2019 04:16PM

gkwwe Wrote:
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> might not be good eesh.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Starban Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The worst thing that could happen to Monique
> is
> > if
> > > people just forgot about her. She needs
> > constant
> > > attention.
> >
> >
> > If she comes here and gets no attention, she
> will
> > go seeking attention in the real world, and she
> > knows where Strath Road is.
>
> lizzie will be no threat to anybody living farther
> than walking distance or a couple bus transfers
> away from whatever half-way house she winds up
> at.
>
> Upon release she will have no money to pay for any
> kind of transportation or finance any other kind
> of fucked up schemes she may want to carry out.
> Pedo Moreno is no longer and ally and pedo Tator
> is in prison until sometime in the 2030's.
> Everybody else she once was cool with have long
> since moved on with their lives.
>
> She can shit post on this forum as much as she
> wants. It will be the virtual equivalent of a
> monkey flailing its arms up and down and
> shrieking.


And in this case throwing poop.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: going on a shit tour ()
Date: June 07, 2019 05:40PM

I bet she craps on the morono's doorstep, on tootguy's grave, and in front of Papa John's.


Then a Greyhound bus ride down to shit on eesh's doorstep, in front of miz's dorm room, and on LMB's grave.

The good news is, shit can be DNA tested, and they probably have our little monkey's genetic material on file....

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Get It Together ()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:00PM

Monique is now 29 years old. She either gets her shit together now or she never will. She seemed to have a talent for working with the intellectually challenged; I hope she pursues that or something like it. I wish her well.

But if Monique returns here, I’m leaving. She pretty much single handedly turned this forum from a somewhat dark but funny place into an angry, hate-filled cesspool. It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t entertaining, it was pathetic. I don’t need that kind of energy.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: stfu you fucking racist ()
Date: June 07, 2019 11:00PM

Get It Together Wrote:
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> But if Monique returns here, I’m leaving. She
> pretty much single handedly turned this forum from
> a somewhat dark but funny place into an angry,
> hate-filled cesspool. It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t
> entertaining, it was pathetic. I don’t need that
> kind of energy.


You just don't like blacks

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: No way Sally. ()
Date: June 07, 2019 11:36PM

Get It Together Wrote:
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> She pretty much single handedly turned this forum from
> a somewhat dark but funny place into an angry,
> hate-filled cesspool. It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t
> entertaining, it was pathetic.

To read your reply am I to assume you don’t believe all the political bullshit Gerry posts is less revolting than Lizzie’s posts. Get the fuck out of here. Gerry and his sock puppet posts are far worse than anybody’s posts except for maybe Moreno and his “dark humor”. We still haven’t ruled out the fact that Moreno is Gerry.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Gerry and that goatfuckerer ()
Date: June 07, 2019 11:41PM

If those two left, I would gladly take lizzie back in exchange.

Fine with me if miz hangs around; his apparently never-ending quest to replace eesh as kin gof FFU makes for fine comic relief.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Whatever. ()
Date: June 08, 2019 01:12AM

No way Sally. Wrote:
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> Get It Together Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She pretty much single handedly turned this
> forum from
> > a somewhat dark but funny place into an angry,
> > hate-filled cesspool. It wasn’t fun, it
> wasn’t
> > entertaining, it was pathetic.
>
> To read your reply am I to assume you don’t
> believe all the political bullshit Gerry posts is
> less revolting than Lizzie’s posts. Get the fuck
> out of here. Gerry and his sock puppet posts are
> far worse than anybody’s posts except for maybe
> Moreno and his “dark humor”. We still
> haven’t ruled out the fact that Moreno is Gerry.

I didn’t mention Gerry - you did. But since you did, for the most part I have no problem with his posts. At least he’s intelligent, unlike most posters here now. And if you want to engage in petty, ridiculous conspiracy theories about the characters on this forum, then that’s on you. I’m just not interested.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: No way Sally ()
Date: June 08, 2019 12:50PM

^

You are indeed correct that you didn’t mention Gerry. I mentioned Gerry because over half the posts here are made by Gerry and sock puppet replies. The posts are pure ignorance and are the weakest attempt at trolling since Moreno started posting about Eesh’s dearly departed mother.

It’s likely you are one of said puppets since you believe Gerry is “intelligent”. Nobody believes Gerry is intelligent. Especially not here. For fucks sake didn’t Gerry preach how Nurse Ratchet would win by 96% of the vote? Let’s also not forget his porn stash caught on his cheap ass phone.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: eesh is defenseless ()
Date: June 08, 2019 02:30PM

lizzie can hide in the woods next to his house, lying in ambush. eesh is doomed. (so are miz, sharon, katie, david, karen, phil, and david. They're all simply fucked.)

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: She will be in Sterling ()
Date: June 09, 2019 02:54PM

asap I heard. HAHAHAHHA

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: she will shack up with myeesha ()
Date: June 09, 2019 06:04PM

They will then plot against miz. Then there will be a domestic dispute and mo will go back to jail

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Beware ()
Date: July 07, 2019 11:51PM

Lizzie is coming....

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: I sent Mo... ()
Date: July 08, 2019 03:22PM

...a Frame Shoppe gift card.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: its a boy ()
Date: July 08, 2019 03:47PM

can you post the case info - might as well check this all out too.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Crackin Skulls ()
Date: July 09, 2019 12:07PM

Get ready for it

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: nobody you know ()
Date: July 09, 2019 12:36PM

have you seen fairfax county recently (crime democrats and more)

if they release her in fairfax county what possible difference could it make?

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: Who gets mail from Mo? ()
Date: July 10, 2019 06:03PM

anyone here?

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: 5-0 ()
Date: July 10, 2019 07:37PM

She better not be leaving no shit piles around. They got her DNA on file now. No more anonymous shit slinging.

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Re: I’m four short months , Lizzie will be out of the clink to shit post and terrorize the ffxu community
Posted by: oh of course, the shit thing ()
Date: July 10, 2019 10:39PM

5-0 Wrote:
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> She better not be leaving no shit piles around.
> They got her DNA on file now. No more anonymous
> shit slinging.


Now, instead of 50 or so 'I took a big steamy shit on Lousie M Basl's Grave' posts every single fucking day, we can anticipate a flurry of 'I took a big steamy shit on Richard Moreno's grave' posts.

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