Wondering what’s going on with your rectum,but don’t want the cold thick sausage fingers of a doctor up your ass? Buy a rectal mirror, as these are less expensive and intrusive. Some come with lights to allow you to distinguish between garage door and Nagasaki.

No one of us non homosexuals wants to look at our rectums but, if you have bowel problems this is a no brainer. A sitrep right away without delay, will allow you to understand the status of your starfish. The brown eye and it’s 40 feet of plumbing may hurt, and you may need midwives and other support staff can help in the groan throne torture.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Wondering what’s going on with your rectum,but
> don’t want the cold thick sausage fingers of a
> doctor up your ass? Buy a rectal mirror, as these
> are less expensive and intrusive. Some come with
> lights to allow you to distinguish between garage
> door and Nagasaki.
>
> No one of us non homosexuals wants to look at our
> rectums but, if you have bowel problems this is a
> no brainer. A sitrep right away without delay,
> will allow you to understand the status of your
> starfish. The brown eye and it’s 40 feet of
> plumbing may hurt, and you may need midwives and
> other support staff can help in the groan throne
> torture.


I posted this once before, I will use the reflection of the water to see how far my hemoroid is out or if shit is stuck or dangling to some asshole hairs.

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A mirror will only show the external starfish. The real action is inside.

Get yourself a waterproof borescope or endoscope for < $20



Amazon has a ton of them. Buy one for each family member. Open a clinic in your garage. The possibilities are endless.

Sometimes it is better not knowing what your ass looks like close up
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Endoscope Wrote:
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> A mirror will only show the external starfish.
> The real action is inside.
>
> Get yourself a waterproof borescope or endoscope
> for < $20
>
>
>
> Amazon has a ton of them. Buy one for each family
> member. Open a clinic in your garage. The
> possibilities are endless.


That is interesting. Are they new or used?

BEH, are you that fucking stupid that you simply cannot come up with any better trolls?

I just have my GF look at it. She's a NP, so she knows what she's looking at. She likes to ream me with her strapon, so she looks at my butthole 1st to make sure everything's OK.

BRGZKFQD Wrote:
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> I just have my GF look at it. She's a NP, so she
> knows what she's looking at. She likes to ream me
> with her strapon, so she looks at my butthole 1st
> to make sure everything's OK.


To answer the worthless twit above BEH is missed here and in the bowels discussion as he’s one of us. A true brother in bowel.

So I take it you’re into homosexuality types of activities. Your starfish is not the tunnel of love and shouldn’t be abused like this.

You guys are way too into your own assholes

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> BRGZKFQD Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just have my GF look at it. She's a NP, so
> she
> > knows what she's looking at. She likes to ream
> me
> > with her strapon, so she looks at my butthole
> 1st
> > to make sure everything's OK.
>
>
> To answer the worthless twit above BEH is missed
> here and in the bowels discussion as he’s one of
> us. A true brother in bowel.
>
> So I take it you’re into homosexuality types of
> activities. Your starfish is not the tunnel of
> love and shouldn’t be abused like this.


It's called role-reversal, dumb moron. I keep myself shaved and when it's time to play like that, I put on a bustier, panties, stockings & heels, she does my makeup (I can do my makeup, but she likes to do it) and perfume, and we have our fun. Sometimes, instead of the bustier, I put on a bra and a garter belt. If I get on all 4s, she just pulls down the panties. If I'm on my back, she has to take them off. She can only do reach-around if I'm on all 4s. She found a real good pair of silicone falsies, too.

The whole thing was her idea, but it makes her happy, so how does it hurt?

For someone who's so into skat, assholes and crapping, you're surely a hypocritical moron, aren't you?

no, moron Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BRGZKFQD Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I just have my GF look at it. She's a NP, so
> > she
> > > knows what she's looking at. She likes to
> ream
> > me
> > > with her strapon, so she looks at my butthole
> > 1st
> > > to make sure everything's OK.
> >
> >
> > To answer the worthless twit above BEH is
> missed
> > here and in the bowels discussion as he’s one
> of
> > us. A true brother in bowel.
> >
> > So I take it you’re into homosexuality types
> of
> > activities. Your starfish is not the tunnel of
> > love and shouldn’t be abused like this.
>
>
> It's called role-reversal, dumb moron. I keep
> myself shaved and when it's time to play like
> that, I put on a bustier, panties, stockings &
> heels, she does my makeup (I can do my makeup, but
> she likes to do it) and perfume, and we have our
> fun. Sometimes, instead of the bustier, I put on
> a bra and a garter belt. If I get on all 4s, she
> just pulls down the panties. If I'm on my back,
> she has to take them off. She can only do
> reach-around if I'm on all 4s. She found a real
> good pair of silicone falsies, too.
>
> The whole thing was her idea, but it makes her
> happy, so how does it hurt?
>
> For someone who's so into skat, assholes and
> crapping, you're surely a hypocritical moron,
> aren't you?


I'm not into scat or homosexuality, but hope when your rectum looks like a Mother of all Bombs went through it, you'll know why.

They are your bowels, your choice but this is a bad idea and is very homosexual. Bowels are not Kings Dominion.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> no, moron Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > BRGZKFQD Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I just have my GF look at it. She's a NP,
> so
> > > she
> > > > knows what she's looking at. She likes to
> > ream
> > > me
> > > > with her strapon, so she looks at my
> butthole
> > > 1st
> > > > to make sure everything's OK.
> > >
> > >
> > > To answer the worthless twit above BEH is
> > missed
> > > here and in the bowels discussion as he’s
> one
> > of
> > > us. A true brother in bowel.
> > >
> > > So I take it you’re into homosexuality
> types
> > of
> > > activities. Your starfish is not the tunnel
> of
> > > love and shouldn’t be abused like this.
> >
> >
> > It's called role-reversal, dumb moron. I keep
> > myself shaved and when it's time to play like
> > that, I put on a bustier, panties, stockings &
> > heels, she does my makeup (I can do my makeup,
> but
> > she likes to do it) and perfume, and we have
> our
> > fun. Sometimes, instead of the bustier, I put
> on
> > a bra and a garter belt. If I get on all 4s,
> she
> > just pulls down the panties. If I'm on my
> back,
> > she has to take them off. She can only do
> > reach-around if I'm on all 4s. She found a
> real
> > good pair of silicone falsies, too.
> >
> > The whole thing was her idea, but it makes her
> > happy, so how does it hurt?
> >
> > For someone who's so into skat, assholes and
> > crapping, you're surely a hypocritical moron,
> > aren't you?
>
>
> I'm not into scat or homosexuality, but hope when
> your rectum looks like a Mother of all Bombs went
> through it, you'll know why.
>
> They are your bowels, your choice but this is a
> bad idea and is very homosexual. Bowels are not
> Kings Dominion.

Ur the 1 who's always talking about bowels and poopoo, so U must B in2 skat. Ur always saying it's an out not an in, & what comes outta Ur butt? so U must B in2 skat, since skat comes outta ur butthole.

Any mirror is a rectal mirror for Gerry.

again, moron Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no, moron Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BRGZKFQD Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I just have my GF look at it. She's a
> NP,
> > so
> > > > she
> > > > > knows what she's looking at. She likes
> to
> > > ream
> > > > me
> > > > > with her strapon, so she looks at my
> > butthole
> > > > 1st
> > > > > to make sure everything's OK.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > To answer the worthless twit above BEH is
> > > missed
> > > > here and in the bowels discussion as he’s
> > one
> > > of
> > > > us. A true brother in bowel.
> > > >
> > > > So I take it you’re into homosexuality
> > types
> > > of
> > > > activities. Your starfish is not the tunnel
> > of
> > > > love and shouldn’t be abused like this.
> > >
> > >
> > > It's called role-reversal, dumb moron. I
> keep
> > > myself shaved and when it's time to play like
> > > that, I put on a bustier, panties, stockings
> &
> > > heels, she does my makeup (I can do my
> makeup,
> > but
> > > she likes to do it) and perfume, and we have
> > our
> > > fun. Sometimes, instead of the bustier, I
> put
> > on
> > > a bra and a garter belt. If I get on all 4s,
> > she
> > > just pulls down the panties. If I'm on my
> > back,
> > > she has to take them off. She can only do
> > > reach-around if I'm on all 4s. She found a
> > real
> > > good pair of silicone falsies, too.
> > >
> > > The whole thing was her idea, but it makes
> her
> > > happy, so how does it hurt?
> > >
> > > For someone who's so into skat, assholes and
> > > crapping, you're surely a hypocritical moron,
> > > aren't you?
> >
> >
> > I'm not into scat or homosexuality, but hope
> when
> > your rectum looks like a Mother of all Bombs
> went
> > through it, you'll know why.
> >
> > They are your bowels, your choice but this is a
> > bad idea and is very homosexual. Bowels are not
> > Kings Dominion.
>
> Ur the 1 who's always talking about bowels and
> poopoo, so U must B in2 skat. Ur always saying
> it's an out not an in, & what comes outta Ur butt?
> so U must B in2 skat, since skat comes outta ur
> butthole.

Unlike you I don’t put stuff up my butt which isn’t healthy. And look up IBS. Walk a mile in my brown shoes.

Endoscope Wrote:
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> A mirror will only show the external starfish.
> The real action is inside.
>
> Get yourself a waterproof borescope or endoscope
> for < $20
>
>
>
> Amazon has a ton of them. Buy one for each family
> member. Open a clinic in your garage. The
> possibilities are endless.


Wow, and to think, I just paid about $5,000 for the last colonoscopy. I could have saved mega bucks. Thanks for sharing.

Anal Fissure Wrote:
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> Endoscope Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A mirror will only show the external starfish.
> > The real action is inside.
> >
> > Get yourself a waterproof borescope or
> endoscope
> > for < $20
> >
> >
>
> >
> > Amazon has a ton of them. Buy one for each
> family
> > member. Open a clinic in your garage. The
> > possibilities are endless.
>
>
> Wow, and to think, I just paid about $5,000 for
> the last colonoscopy. I could have saved mega
> bucks. Thanks for sharing.

These look less invasive than the doctors medieval torture devices, sausage fingers, and sneering smile.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> again, moron Wrote:
> ------
> -------
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > I
> > > > > me
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > one
> > > > u?
> > >
> > >
> > > I'
>
> Unlike you I don’t put stuff up my butt


dijoo goe 2 pubic skoolz sew U kain't reed?

I said my GF sticks things up my butt. I don't stick things up my butt. Repeat 2nd grade so you can learn to read.

I don't obsess over poopoo like you do. Anyone who obsesses over poopoo is automatically classified as a skat freak.

R U illitturitt, more-0n? Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > again, moron Wrote:
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> > -------
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > me
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > one
> > > > > u?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I'
> >
> > Unlike you I don’t put stuff up my butt
>
>
> dijoo goe 2 pubic skoolz sew U kain't reed?
>
> I said my GF sticks things up my butt. I don't
> stick things up my butt. Repeat 2nd grade so you
> can learn to read.
>
> I don't obsess over poopoo like you do. Anyone
> who obsesses over poopoo is automatically
> classified as a skat freak.


You are her bitch! That's worse than being homosexual, although she's purposefully bashing your bowels and you'll end up with a garage door.

What kind of utter moron would buy a $20 product from China off Amazon and then stick it up their asshole? Fools!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> R U illitturitt, more-0n? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > again, moron Wrote:
> > > ------
> > > -------
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > one
> > > > > > u?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I'
> > >
> > > Unlike you I don’t put stuff up my butt
> >
> >
> > dijoo goe 2 pubic skoolz sew U kain't reed?
> >
> > I said my GF sticks things up my butt. I don't
> > stick things up my butt. Repeat 2nd grade so
> you
> > can learn to read.
> >
> > I don't obsess over poopoo like you do. Anyone
> > who obsesses over poopoo is automatically
> > classified as a skat freak.
>
>
> You are her bitch! That's worse than being
> homosexual, although she's purposefully bashing
> your bowels and you'll end up with a garage door.


Someone who obsesses over poo is calling me names for letting my GF have some fun.

BS Detective Wrote:
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> What kind of utter moron would buy a $20 product
> from China off Amazon and then stick it up their
> asshole? Fools!


OP, that's what kind of utter moron. Do U wonder Y this other guy who puts on his GF's underwear keeps calling him a moron?

appearing daily on NPCNN

It disgusts me that as I use a non intrusive way to check the bowel exits, most people here seem to think of their starfish as playground equipment. To those please get some more professional help as you have issues.

^^^ a skat freak is telling people they have "issues".


lolzurr, lolzurr

has issues, lolzurr Wrote:
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> ^^^ a skat freak is telling people they have
> "issues".
>
>
> lolzurr, lolzurr


Excuse me a man suffering from IBS dissuading people from homosexual activity. So how’s it going Juan?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> has issues, lolzurr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^^ a skat freak is telling people they have
> > "issues".
> >
> >
> > lolzurr, lolzurr
>
>
> I'm a sorry Excuse mefor a man I'm suffering from IBS dissuading
> people fromb/c my wife screws around on me and says all I get is homosexual activity. So how’s it
> going Juan?


FIFY

has issues, lolzurr Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > has issues, lolzurr Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ^^^ a skat freak is telling people they have
> > > "issues".
> > >
> > >
> > > lolzurr, lolzurr
> >
> >
> > I'm a sorry Excuse mefor a
> man I'm suffering from IBS dissuading
> > people fromb/c my wife screws around on
> me and says all I get is homosexual activity.
> So how’s it
> > going Juan?
>
>
> FIFY


Speak English please.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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>
>
>
> Speak English please.


Is what to meaning please, ""speak English please"? Me is Russian Troll Farm Superintendent finest. I hiring am trolls only English speaking best is to give troll service best to America and employer. All trolls mine on Troll Farm mine English speaking goodest or me sacking am to send to garbage man being.


Is wrong with you what?

No voy a hablar inglés sólo hablo español. Todavía me das el bienestar libre.

My bowels have been bad. Soon I will eat a small pizza with gyro meat, bacon and extra cheese. May need a mirror-not sure yet.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> My bowels have been bad. Soon I will eat a small
> pizza with gyro meat, bacon and extra cheese. May
> need a mirror-not sure yet.


Please buy one just in case as that’s not bowel friendly and I worry

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
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> > My bowels have been bad. Soon I will eat a
> small
> > pizza with gyro meat, bacon and extra cheese.
> May
> > need a mirror-not sure yet.
>
>
> Please buy one just in case as that’s not bowel
> friendly and I worry


Is this a good one to order?
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Wow haven’t seen that before but that’s impressive. The one I have is hand held and retracts so I can look downstairs for intel.