Bloody "Tex" Blisters to Celebrate 30th Birthday at Eve
February 18, 2010 by VegasNews

Actor and former star of the hit series, Chuck Dickerson: Private Eye, self-described Huguenot, philatelist, and noted expert on animal husbandry Bloody Blisters (known to his friends as "Tex") will celebrate his 50th birthday at Eve, Eva Longoria Parker’s nightclub in Crystals at CityCenter, Las Vegas. "Tex" will be available to sign copies of his recent best-seller, "Murder at the SuperBowl", a murder mystery which takes place at the SuperBowl. The movie rights have been optioned by 20th Century Fox and popular 80's stand-up comic Emo Philips is rumored to play the role of Dirk Dickson, the hard-boiled cop and former kicker for fictional team the Shreveport Animals who, on the eve of his retirement from the force is drawn into a political murder conspiracy involving the revived corpse of famed NFL coach Vincent Lombardi, former speaker of the house Newt Gingrich, and the Baltimore Ravens. Bret Ratner is currently attached to the project as director.

In addition to his credits as a New York Times bestselling novelist and the inventor of V-Neck pants, "Tex" Blisters starred in the early HBO comedy series Pardon My Zinger, which aired from 1989 to 1993, when a dispute over the use of the term 'Mexican Bloodfart' prompted the executives at HBO to put the show on hiatus. In the resulting controversy, Tex became something of a cause-celeb in the gay Catholic Huguenot community, eventually resulting in his own daytime talk show on the WB called Coffee with Blisters. In recent years, "Tex" Blisters has become something of a recluse, and his devotion to the cause of providing pants for underprivileged primordial dwarfs has garnered criticism from his fans.

Regardless, Bloody "Tex" Blisters recently emerged from hiding in the Fall of 2009 when he was spotted deliberately putting his index finger in people's coffee while working as a barrista at a Starbucks in Anchorage, Alaska. Since then, Blisters has remained once more in the public eye and is rumored to be in talks with James Cameron to develop an off-broadway play written during his departure from the spotlight; entitled 'Waiting for Gandalf', it is said to be a modern take on Beckett's Waiting for Godot, utilizing themes and characters from the Lord of the Rings trilogy as well as substantial use of animatronics and lazers. The play, which never was produced, is said to be developed for the screen as an Avatar-like special effects action-adventure, and takes place in Blister's hometown of Castle Rock, Maine. Jake Gyllenhal is rumored to portray Blisters' hero Dick Harbinson as the lead role in the film.

About the venue:
Eve is located directly above Longoria Parker’s celebrated restaurant, Beso, at the entrance at The Park across from ARIA. Upon entering the opulent nightspot, Eve envelopes guests in ultimate luxury with lavish VIP booths, floor-to-ceiling windows and 50-foot-tall arched ceilings to accentuate the glamorous interior. One-of-a kind colossal video screens surrounding the dance floor are a striking, state-of-the art feature unique to Eve alone. Renowned DJs and a premium sound and lighting system make Eve the ultimate nightclub to dance the night away.
Eve is open to Wednesday through Saturday at 10 p.m. Admission is $30 for men and $20 for women. Ladies with local ID will receive complimentary admission, excluding special events. Eve is located at 3720 Las Vegas Boulevard, South, inside Crystals at CityCenter at the entrance at The Park across from ARIA. For more information about Eve, visit the website at www.evethenightclub.com.
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primordial dwarfism is no joking matter.

that wasnt my index finger.

i dont think anchorage has a starbucks yet. i believe you mistook a coff-imos for starbucks.

is it 30th or 50th i cant sleep and i dont remember sending you an invite.

everyone knows my hands are pastie white and rather feminine.

i am flattered by the time you spent in the creation of this post. my elk and i appreciate immensely.

i dont know if you added those scent sticks to the left but i hope they are cinnamon.

oh yeah i almost forgot, my side burn is bitchin
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bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i am flattered by the time you spent in the
> creation of this post. my elk and i appreciate
> immensely.

Thanks. As a matter of fact, rumor has it that James Cameron and I are in talks to bring this post to the big screen. Jason Priestley is attached to star as Dick Danger, the writer of the post, and Wilmer Valderrama is rumored to play the role of BLoody "Tex" Blisters. It's said to be an Avatar-like 3D experience that takes place completely in text.

i am depressed, this isnt real. 3-d text huh? sounds spensive.