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Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Date: December 21, 2009 04:16AM

Hello, my name is [redacted], and I'm looking for companionship, doesn't matter if you are male or female, I'm bisexual. Enjoy giving rimjobs and blowjobs.

About me:

[redacted]

If interested, send me a message to one of the many monikers I use on this site, bloody blisters, eesh, armani slacks, expensive jeans, harry tuttle, prada denim.

Or if you want, just give me a call or stop by my house.

[redacted]

You can also find me at my workplace, call me anytime.

[redacted]

edit by Cary: Personal attack post, content removed. To the troll: Your host (FDCServers) now reveals customer information in the netblock WHOIS listing. Please consider this carefully before posting again.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2010 10:33PM by Cary.

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: December 21, 2009 05:08AM

wow you are a douche dude.

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: TEfd1887 ()
Date: December 21, 2009 05:53AM

To the OP:

Find a hobby or a moist hole. Why do you care that what he wears is expensive(lol)? Devout Catholics do not approve of the gheys. Is him giving freee rim/bjs your fantasy?

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 21, 2009 08:22AM

Wait, nevermind.

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Date: December 21, 2009 11:10AM

No takers yet? Come on, is it the weight thing? It's what's on the inside that counts.

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: not your bizness ()
Date: December 21, 2009 11:54AM

Grow up

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: William Zumwalt ()
Date: December 21, 2009 12:00PM

not your bizness Wrote:
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> Grow up


Agreed. Starting threads about it is so EJish. Just limit it to threads where I post. At least, that's what I would do! ;o)



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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: William Zumwalt ()
Date: December 21, 2009 12:36PM

Expensive Tuttles Wrote:
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[REDACTED]


You forgot to include a flattering picture of me:

edit by Cary: quoted OP text/image removed



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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 21, 2009 07:00PM

Can you personally confirm that the picture you posted is, in fact, a picture of Expensive Jeans?

William Zumwalt Wrote:
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> You forgot to include a flattering picture of me:

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 21, 2009 07:13PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Can you personally confirm that the picture you
> posted is, in fact, a picture of Expensive Jeans?

No, but he'll say it is anyway.

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: December 21, 2009 07:37PM

This seems to be ineffective in FFXU. Must be a new troll mutation that is immune.


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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Todd Oliver ()
Date: December 21, 2009 08:26PM

There is only one troll on this site, and thats my boyfriend EJ aka eesh bloody blisters valutime etc

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: December 21, 2009 08:31PM

Just for you, Todd, who joined today and has thee posts:


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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 21, 2009 10:40PM

I'll have sex with anyone on FFXU. Hit me up with a pm and I'll have sex all over your face. Let's make this happen!

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: ::PUKE:: ()
Date: December 21, 2009 11:29PM

Keep your filthy man-Gina adds off these boards you dillhole.

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Todd Oliver ()
Date: December 22, 2009 10:20AM

Expensive Tuttles Wrote:
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> [REDACTED]


dont worry EJ you're all mine I dont care if you're the biggest faggot stalker ever to be on Fairfax Underground i'll take you under my wings

edit by Cary: Quoted OP text removed.



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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Ghost writer ()
Date: December 22, 2009 10:40AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Can you personally confirm that the picture you
> posted is, in fact, a picture of Expensive Jeans?
>
> William Zumwalt Wrote:
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> > You forgot to include a flattering picture of
> me:


I can.

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 22, 2009 06:20PM

Fabulous... Just the person I'd like to communicate with... Who are you Ghost Writing for? Own your words...

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: bumper ()
Date: May 19, 2010 10:22AM

any luck, eesh?

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Date: May 19, 2010 11:26AM

LOVE you say??? Well I believe you have come to the wrong place son.

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2010 05:02PM

5'4" and 270? What the fuck did you do in the military besides eat and buy German hookers?

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 19, 2010 08:20PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> 5'4" and 270? What the fuck did you do in the
> military besides eat and buy German hookers?


5'4 and 270? I wish I was that tall and thin. I can still remember the days I could see my dick.


EDIT: Ah yes, I remember this thread. It was one of the ones Mephisto created in retaliation for me dare questioning if he released my personal info.



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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2010 09:00PM

eesh Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> -----
> > 5'4" and 270? What the fuck did you do in the
> > military besides eat and buy German hookers?
>
>
> 5'4 and 270? I wish I was that tall and thin. I
> can still remember the days I could see my dick.
>
>
> EDIT: Ah yes, I remember this thread. It was one
> of the ones Mephisto created in retaliation for me
> dare questioning if he released my personal info.

How about this: Since you don't believe me and I'm done trying to convince you, ask Cary if I was behind any of this. Until you do that, shut the fuck up. All I know about you is what you've posted on this site, because I do not care about you. I have better things to do than go google some asshole on the internet.

Jesus Christ. For someone that supposedly "outed" you, I sure spent an inordinate amount of time defending you. If you really think I'm going to spend that much time creating multiple names to simultaneously expose you AND defend you, you have greatly overestimated your relevance.

If it matters that much to you, you'll ask the admin. If you don't want to ask him, then fucking drop it already. It's old, and everyone is sick of it.

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 19, 2010 09:06PM

Ah yes, the tried and true "Ask Cary" who we all know never reveals who is who; Cary protects the identities of everyone, including the legit users, like yourself, that create screen names like "Expensive Tuttles."

As far as defending me and outing me at the same time, yeah the comment you made up there "Wait. Never Mind" is really defending me. Great job genius.

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 19, 2010 09:10PM

Oh yeah, and since "I don't matter to you" like you say as if we were some couple with a nasty breakup, then stop stalking following me around the forum with your little troll comments. As a fraud once told me "fucking drop it already. It's old, and everyone is sick of it."



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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: boo fucking hoo ()
Date: May 19, 2010 09:17PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Oh yeah, and since "I don't matter to you" like
> you say as if we were some couple with a nasty
> breakup, then stop stalking following me around
> the forum with your little troll comments. As a
> fraud once told me "fucking drop it already. It's
> old, and everyone is sick of it."
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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 19, 2010 09:19PM

LOL Why do you have to log off, throw an insult, and then log back in? Chickenshit chickenshit chickenshit....wow.

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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: chicken shit ()
Date: May 19, 2010 09:29PM

eesh Wrote:
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> LOL Why do you have to log off, throw an insult,
> and then log back in? Chickenshit chickenshit
> chickenshit....wow.

edit by Cary: Occasionally replying with no text and a crying face? Okay. Every damn thread or multiple times in the same thread? Ban next time.



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Re: Looking for love on Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Cary ()
Date: May 19, 2010 10:06PM

Stop this shit, seriously.

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