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Life is Great with Trump
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 17, 2018 12:47AM

Just received my tax refund and bought a new bong! If my jet was built, I could fly to Colorado and buy some grass. Oh well, I’ll use my local dealer.
Have a green St. Paddy’s Day!

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Re: Life is Great with Trump
Posted by: Law Abiding Citizen. ()
Date: March 17, 2018 09:51AM

Smoking marijuana is illegal in Virginia. If you do have a pilots license, you could lose it.

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Re: Life is Great with Trump
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 17, 2018 10:07AM

My dear obsessed stalker. Like the greatest president in US history, president Trump, I do not partake in drugs or alcohol as this would be the result.
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Re: Life is Great with Trump
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 17, 2018 11:24AM

Since the Stormy Daniels affair became public, I have decided that our great President might require butt sex. Naturally, I need to be prepared for when he calls on his greatest worshipper to perform my patriot service. So last night right in the middle of my research, my training partner gave me what I now know is called a 'reach around'. Naturally, I stopped that then and there. That is something only a homo would want, and I am not a homo.

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Re: Life is Great with Trump
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 17, 2018 11:34AM

lmao, I don't think North Koreans suck as much ass as Republicans. And they're forced to do so with threats of lifetime forced labor and death by anti aircraft gun.

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Re: Life is Great with Trump
Posted by: In Putin he trusts ()
Date: March 17, 2018 02:34PM

<< My dear obsessed stalker. Like the greatest president in US history, president Trump, I do not partake in drugs or alcohol as this would be the result. >>

Why the obsession with Hillary? Guessing you're just stupid.
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Re: Life is Great with Trump
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 17, 2018 04:01PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> lmao, I don't think North Koreans suck as much ass
> as Republicans. And they're forced to do so with
> threats of lifetime forced labor and death by anti
> aircraft gun.

I have a serious question for you Gerry. Rumor has it that many men and farm animals have creampied your bottom. Do you have to shit immediately afterward? If so is there a way to stop it?
I have been training to do my patriotic duty so I will be prepared to help satisfy our magnificent president's needs when I finally get the phone call to serve our country. Laying a deuce after one of my dad's beer drinking buddies is one thing. I just don't want to embarrass myself and the Leader of the Free World by needing to pinch a loaf off right after I get his seeded by his MAGA shaft!

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