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Who would win in a beer chugging contest between Eesh Gerry and Peep?
Posted by: H Duh ()
Date: February 18, 2018 02:43AM

Can Gerry hold his ale?

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Re: Who would win in a beer chugging contest between Eesh Gerry and Peep?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 18, 2018 03:38AM

They can drink beer and I'll go straight Bourbon and still win.

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Re: Who would win in a beer chugging contest between Eesh Gerry and Peep?
Posted by: I don't know how much ()
Date: February 18, 2018 03:50AM

I don't know how much beer ravi can HOLD, perhaps 24? 36? But how many beers can he drink before his mouth gets him into a fight? 10 beers into an all night binge, he has either gotten thrown out of the bar, been arrested, or had his ass beaten.

So it is now eesh or peep. Peep's bigger and can hold therefore more, but eesh has more experience. Close contest.


And once it's over, a stupifyingly drunken eesh will do something to get himself arrested (set fire to the morono's lawn, go to nokesville and go out cow-tipping with tj, stand outside megan's apartment at 04:30 AM and hollar out drunken marriage proposal simultaneously screaming obsecities at her suddenly-awakened neighbors).

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Re: Who would win in a beer chugging contest between Eesh Gerry and Peep?
Posted by: Barnyard Bill ()
Date: February 18, 2018 05:06AM

The only thing Gerry chugs is goat semen.

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Re: Who would win in a beer chugging contest between Eesh Gerry and Peep?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 18, 2018 05:53AM

I have lost all taste for beer, and I hate this hipster microbrewery trend happening right now. The only thing I have a taste for is Kraken rum and Fireball whiskey.

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Re: Who would win in a beer chugging contest between Eesh Gerry and Peep?
Posted by: HJWCC ()
Date: February 18, 2018 08:15AM

TJ for the win! In a chugging contest, size matters.

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Re: Who would win in a beer chugging contest between Eesh Gerry and Peep?
Posted by: #Resist. ()
Date: February 18, 2018 08:21AM

Muh dick...if it's Schlitz? I'll dust all y'allz.

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