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SCHOOL SHOOTINGS JOKES THREAD
Posted by: Jokes!!!! ()
Date: February 17, 2018 04:32PM

THERE THREAD IS TO MAKE FUN OF THE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS

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Re: SCHOOL SHOOTINGS JOKES THREAD
Posted by: take cover ()
Date: February 17, 2018 04:39PM

We were supposed to be reading books in class but we got magazines instead.

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Re: SCHOOL SHOOTINGS JOKES THREAD
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: February 17, 2018 04:39PM

What do you call it when the rest of the world has mentally ill citizens, bullied citizens and angry citizens but, death by guns rates one-tenth that of your country?

America!

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Re: SCHOOL SHOOTINGS JOKES THREAD
Posted by: Leftist.Gorrillas Paradise ()
Date: February 17, 2018 07:32PM

>What do you call it when the rest of the world has mentally ill citizens, bullied citizens and angry citizens but, death by guns rates one-tenth that of your country?

Police State North Korea

Why don't you just post the Lyrics to Jimmy's Got a Gun and Change the Name to Nick

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Re: SCHOOL SHOOTINGS JOKES THREAD
Posted by: bvhue ()
Date: February 17, 2018 08:10PM

Leftist.Gorilla Wrote:
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> What do you call it when the rest of the world has
> mentally ill citizens, bullied citizens and angry
> citizens but, death by guns rates one-tenth that
> of your country?
>
> America!


CHina makes copies of all of USA's patented guns and exports them - including to america for the CONSUMER MARKET and makes AK-47 for the MILITARY market.

China has "target ranges".

Every last chinese High School student has to serve in the military after they get out at least (1) year.

China (and mexico) military have grown exponetially recently and over 20 years.

Bernie sanders USA presidential candidate that swore he'd give USA over to china leadership: says democrats doen't allow citizens to be aggressive with weapons.



perhaps poor chinese cannot walk around with weapons, perhaps

OP is %100 WRONG about chinese and weapons. they started attempting to make missiles the second they were done laughing at the first fire-crackers


Democrats are saying their countries "don't allow weapons"

absolute lies

their countries are trying to kill USA weapons makers by mere politics, when they do, they will force sales of their weapons on congress at gunpoint


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Re: SCHOOL SHOOTINGS JOKES THREAD
Posted by: t4veb ()
Date: February 17, 2018 08:13PM

> Police State North Korea
>

may you never taste real kimshi !

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Re: SCHOOL SHOOTINGS JOKES THREAD
Posted by: Parkview HS Student ()
Date: February 17, 2018 08:14PM

Does this mean we're not having the Valentine's Day Dance this weekend?

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