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The Official FFXU Donald Trump Joke Thread
Posted by: Laugh Yerassoff ()
Date: January 24, 2018 06:02AM

Trump said during his campaign that if we voted for Clinton, we would be stuck with a criminal president under constant federal investigation from day one.

Turns out, Trump was right.

I voted for Clinton and I'm stuck with a criminal president under constant federal investigation from day one. He even got busted for fucking a porn star and paying her $130,000 in hush money.

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Re: The Official FFXU Donald Trump Joke Thread
Posted by: Sarah Huckabee ()
Date: January 24, 2018 06:05AM

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails?

Alternative fax.

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Re: The Official FFXU Donald Trump Joke Thread
Posted by: WYSIWYG ()
Date: January 24, 2018 06:12AM

Donald Trump is flying over New York City.
He looks out of the window and says to his family, "You know what, I'm gonna throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy!"

His son looks at him and says, "Dad, why don't you throw two hundred $5 bills out of the window? Then you can make two hundred people happy."

Donald says, "Son, that's a great idea!"

His wife turns to him and says, "Donald, why not throw one thousand $1 bills out the window? You could make one thousand people happy!"

Donald looks at her and says, "Babe, that is a fantastic idea! The best I've heard!"

The pilot turns and looks at Trump and says, "As long as you're at it, why don't you throw yourself out of the window and make millions of people happy?"

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Re: The Official FFXU Donald Trump Joke Thread
Date: January 24, 2018 06:25AM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
you-mad-bro-yeah-you-mad-its-called-libe

"RUSSIAGATE Has Been PROVEN To Be: "FRAUDULENT" !!!! "RUSSIAGATE Has Been PROVEN To Be: "FRAUDULENT" !!!! "RUSSIAGATE Has Been PROVEN To Be: "FRAUDULENT" !!!!



"Hunter Biden" is THE FIRST SON of a So-Called "SITTING U.S. PRESIDENT" To Be CONVICTED Of FEDERAL GUN CHARGES !!!!!!!!!!!
"Hunter Bidens" LAPTOP is 100% REAL !! "Hunter Bidens" LAPTOP is 100% REAL !!
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INFLATION UNDER "Joe Biden"
GAS PRICES HAVE DOUBLED!!!!!!
Rental cars +43% over last Sept
Used cars 24%
Bacon 19%
Hotels 18%
Beef 18%
Pork 13%
Eggs 13%
TVs 13%
Kids' shoes 12%
Furniture 11%
New cars 9%
Chicken 8%
Apples 8%
Restaurant prices: 5%
Electricity 5%

So-Called PRESIDENT "Joe Biden" Has FAILED AMERICA:

1) AFGHANISTAN (You Saw What Happened!!!)

2) ECONOMY (LOOK!!! Inflation!!!)

3) SOUTHERN BORDER ( WE Are "BEING OVERRUN"!!!)

4) GAS PRICES Have "DOUBLED" !!!!!

So-Called PRESIDENT "Joe Biden" is An EMBARRASSMENT to OUR NATION !!!

Let's WORK TOGETHER To IMPEACH "Joe Biden" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be Eligible to Register to Vote in Virginia a Person must:
*Be a resident of Virginia (a person who has come to Virginia for temporary purposes and intends to return to another state is not considered a resident for voting purposes).
*Be a U. S. Citizen.
*Be 18 years old (any person who is 17 years old and will be eighteen years of age at the next general election shall be permitted to register in advance and also vote in any intervening primary or special election).
*Not be registered and plan to vote in another state.
*Not currently declared mentally incompetent by a court of law.
*If convicted of a felony, your right to vote must have been restored.



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Re: The Official FFXU Donald Trump Joke Thread
Posted by: Phuny Haha ()
Date: January 24, 2018 06:33AM

Trump Stumped the Chumps Wrote:
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^ +1
This guy makes me belly laugh. Biggest joke ever. Never seen anyone so stupid put it all out there on display for the whole world to see except for ass clowns. This guy is definitely a professional ass clown.

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Re: The Official FFXU Donald Trump Joke Thread
Posted by: My pick ()
Date: January 24, 2018 06:52AM

i-let-thugs-kill-cops-i-let-terrorist-ki

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Re: The Official FFXU Donald Trump Joke Thread
Posted by: under the table ()
Date: January 24, 2018 07:28AM

What did Trump do before he started attacking illegal immigrants?

He made sure they were cleaning his pool and mowing his lawn.

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Re: The Official FFXU Donald Trump Joke Thread
Posted by: BestJokeEver ()
Date: January 24, 2018 07:36AM

Hillary tried to join the Marines.

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