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Ask Mr. Mensa Man
Posted by:
Hi IQ
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Date: January 22, 2018 04:40PM
Dear Mr. Mensa Man,
Why are the left sides my parent’s faces always swollen?
Gerrymanderer
A. Obviously they are both right-handed and every time they think of you, they slap each other silly. The easy solution would be for them to atone for their sins by suicide, or perhaps they might wear a straitjacket, pinning their right arms only, until both sides of their faces are equally swollen, thereby bringing some back some bilateral symmetry.
You’re welcome.
Why are the left sides my parent’s faces always swollen?
Gerrymanderer
A. Obviously they are both right-handed and every time they think of you, they slap each other silly. The easy solution would be for them to atone for their sins by suicide, or perhaps they might wear a straitjacket, pinning their right arms only, until both sides of their faces are equally swollen, thereby bringing some back some bilateral symmetry.
You’re welcome.
Re: Ask Mr. Mensa Man
Posted by:
dudley willcock
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Date: January 22, 2018 05:22PM
No matter what psedo name miz now posts under, he will never be Mr Misery to a viewer, unless he again uses the pen name "Mr Misery", which he can't... No matter how much his antics are in line with the old Misery, in the conscious ness of the viewer, he never will be, no matter how much he professes to be Mr Misery, please explain this mental blocking.
Proof required
Posted by:
Mensa
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Date: January 22, 2018 05:57PM
New rule: If you claim to be a member of Mensa, you need to pay your membership number or show your card in the post. Go ahead and black out the name of you wish, but you m upust post something showing the current date next to the cats.
Fucking autocorrect
Posted by:
Menss
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Date: January 22, 2018 05:58PM
Ignore the autocorrect BS above. You know what I'm trying to say.
Re: Ask Mr. Mensa Man
Posted by:
Mensa is DAD..dumb as dirt
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Date: January 22, 2018 06:03PM
How come old movies and some new ones that have a storm scene always have lightening and thunder flashing and sounding at the same time? Lightening would visualize first and then sound, never spontaneously together, even if the storm was overhead. Ever flick on a light switch in your house? Even there,, there is a separation. If you are so smart how come you never thought of that? Phony!!
Re: Ask Mr. Mensa Man
Posted by:
Mr. Mensa Man
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Date: January 22, 2018 06:39PM
Non sequiturs cheerfully ignored. Try to keep up.
Re: Ask Mr. Mensa Man
Posted by:
The image is lost
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Date: January 22, 2018 07:30PM
dudley willcock Wrote:
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> No matter what psedo name miz now posts under, he
> will never be Mr Misery to a viewer, unless he
> again uses the pen name "Mr Misery", which he
> can't... No matter how much his antics are in
> line with the old Misery, in the conscious ness of
> the viewer, he never will be, no matter how much
> he professes to be Mr Misery, please explain this
> mental blocking.
The mystery is gone.
Deep down inside we all knew Miz was probably an internet loser, but now that we know for sure and he is worse than we possibly could have envisioned it is just not the same.
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> No matter what psedo name miz now posts under, he
> will never be Mr Misery to a viewer, unless he
> again uses the pen name "Mr Misery", which he
> can't... No matter how much his antics are in
> line with the old Misery, in the conscious ness of
> the viewer, he never will be, no matter how much
> he professes to be Mr Misery, please explain this
> mental blocking.
The mystery is gone.
Deep down inside we all knew Miz was probably an internet loser, but now that we know for sure and he is worse than we possibly could have envisioned it is just not the same.
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Re: Ask Mr. Mensa Man
Posted by:
BelowMe.
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Date: January 22, 2018 07:32PM
Mensa is DAD..dumb as dirt Wrote:
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> How come old movies and some new ones that have a
> storm scene always have lightening and thunder
> flashing and sounding at the same time?
> Lightening would visualize first and then sound,
> never spontaneously together, even if the storm
> was overhead. Ever flick on a light switch in
> your house? Even there,, there is a separation.
> If you are so smart how come you never thought of
> that? Phony!!
^+100
Very good observation and question - not political, makes sense.
Best non-political post I've read in quite some time on this forum.
You get 1,000,000,000 FFXU On-Line Bucks.
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> How come old movies and some new ones that have a
> storm scene always have lightening and thunder
> flashing and sounding at the same time?
> Lightening would visualize first and then sound,
> never spontaneously together, even if the storm
> was overhead. Ever flick on a light switch in
> your house? Even there,, there is a separation.
> If you are so smart how come you never thought of
> that? Phony!!
^+100
Very good observation and question - not political, makes sense.
Best non-political post I've read in quite some time on this forum.
You get 1,000,000,000 FFXU On-Line Bucks.
Re: Ask Mr. Mensa Man
Posted by:
King of the Ring
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Date: January 22, 2018 11:37PM
The only Miz I acknowledge is WWE Intercontinental Champion The Miz.
Re: Ask Mr. Mensa Man
Posted by:
uhave a point
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Date: January 23, 2018 01:57PM
BelowMe. Wrote:
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> Mensa is DAD..dumb as dirt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How come old movies and some new ones that have
> a
> > storm scene always have lightening and thunder
> > flashing and sounding at the same time?
> > Lightening would visualize first and then
> sound,
> > never spontaneously together, even if the storm
> > was overhead. Ever flick on a light switch in
> > your house? Even there,, there is a
> separation.
> > If you are so smart how come you never thought
> of
> > that? Phony!!
>
> ^+100
>
> Very good observation and question - not
> political, makes sense.
> Best non-political post I've read in quite some
> time on this forum.
> You get 1,000,000,000 FFXU On-Line Bucks.
almost genius, I will text Hollywood on this one.
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> Mensa is DAD..dumb as dirt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How come old movies and some new ones that have
> a
> > storm scene always have lightening and thunder
> > flashing and sounding at the same time?
> > Lightening would visualize first and then
> sound,
> > never spontaneously together, even if the storm
> > was overhead. Ever flick on a light switch in
> > your house? Even there,, there is a
> separation.
> > If you are so smart how come you never thought
> of
> > that? Phony!!
>
> ^+100
>
> Very good observation and question - not
> political, makes sense.
> Best non-political post I've read in quite some
> time on this forum.
> You get 1,000,000,000 FFXU On-Line Bucks.
almost genius, I will text Hollywood on this one.
Re: Ask Mr. Mensa Man
Posted by:
Hi IQ
()
Date: January 23, 2018 09:55PM
How did my post get to be about Miz? Apparently some cannot comprehend what they think they are reading. Sheesh....