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the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 29, 2009 05:45AM




make her sexy contest.



ready set go

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 29, 2009 06:25AM

Fun idea...

Edit: I tweaked brightness...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/29/2009 06:52AM by Harry Tuttle.
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: October 29, 2009 09:29AM

Too skinny and it looks like she only has half an ass.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 29, 2009 09:49AM

i'll take both ladies and make a ferfux sandwich to go pls.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 29, 2009 02:34PM

Are you talking about the one blisters posted?

Shadow Wrote:
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> Too skinny and it looks like she only has half an
> ass.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 29, 2009 08:34PM

beat this.
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 29, 2009 10:10PM

i apologize to everyone. i didnt realize the "original" photo was doctored to begin with. it happened to be carmen electra so i guess God is the winner of round one.




round 2
(unaltered genuinely unattractive woman)
good luck
begin


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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: IdtapIT ()
Date: October 29, 2009 11:29PM

She already looks sexy!

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: October 29, 2009 11:46PM

one hot gilf

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 30, 2009 12:20AM

old age and ugliness is hard to fix.
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 30, 2009 12:51AM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> one hot gilf


its not a gilf its a .jpg

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: TefD187 ()
Date: October 30, 2009 01:11AM

THREAD=FAIL

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: Mr. Empathy ()
Date: October 30, 2009 01:17AM

At least he (it?) tried, dammit!

Give him (it?) credit for that, fucker.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 30, 2009 05:14PM

That was a tough one blisters... I tried busting a sick liquify super sexy gnar move on her but got frustrated.
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 30, 2009 06:31PM

round 2 will close in two hours

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 30, 2009 09:26PM

i would say round 2 goes to tuttle, i like dem titties.

lets flip the scripts a little
make her ugly

round 3



begin

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 30, 2009 10:52PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i would say round 2 goes to tuttle, i like dem
> titties.
>
> lets flip the scripts a little
> make her ugly
>
> round 3
>
> http://www.free-beauty-tips.com/pics/blonde2.jpg
>
> begin


Damn, I wish I was on my laptop with Corel.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 30, 2009 11:16PM

i'll leave this round open longer than the others. anyone is welcome to join the competition

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 31, 2009 12:06AM

here is my entry. that was harder than i thought it would be
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 31, 2009 01:16PM

Pretty good, BB, but you forgot the first rule of making anything ugly:

Include Jessica Biel's face.

EDIT: I think I did a really good job blending the skin tones.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/31/2009 01:16PM by MrMephisto.
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: WTF ()
Date: October 31, 2009 02:51PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> Include Jessica Biel's face.
>



+1

Why anyone thinks she is so fucking hot is beyond me. Her cheekbones make her look like a tranny.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 31, 2009 03:24PM

the skin tones are blended so well you cant even tell that they have different hair colors. great work!

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 31, 2009 03:56PM

Yeah, I'm pretty good with MS Paint. I did a semester on that in community college.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 31, 2009 05:10PM

I actually like Jennifer Beal... SAD FACE EMOTICON
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: Clean it up ()
Date: October 31, 2009 08:14PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Yeah, I'm pretty good with MS Paint. I did a
> semester on that in community college.


What was your major? Sanitation engineering? Hygiene studies?

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 01, 2009 01:53AM

Clean it up Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, I'm pretty good with MS Paint. I did a
> > semester on that in community college.
>
>
> What was your major? Sanitation engineering?
> Hygiene studies?

Liberal Custodial Arts.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 01, 2009 01:56AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Clean it up Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Yeah, I'm pretty good with MS Paint. I did a
> > > semester on that in community college.
> >
> >
> > What was your major? Sanitation engineering?
> > Hygiene studies?
>
> Liberal Custodial Arts.


Wow, you're the revered Master of the Mop. Respect.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 02, 2009 06:55PM

round 3 is closed. i need a second opinion as to who won round 3. this was a tough one to judge. round 4 will begin shortly

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 03, 2009 12:58AM

round 4

make her sexy

round 3 is still to be determined

(note: photo edited to censor nipples)



begin
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 03, 2009 05:37AM

if no one objects i would say i win round 3.

God:1 tuttle:1 blisters:1

round 4 is still in full swing
so get your entries in and make that bitch look sexy. even if you have to use MSpaint you can enter. there was a nice Paint entry last round so lets see what you can do.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: Enquiring Mind ()
Date: November 03, 2009 05:12PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> round 4
>
> make her sexy


What is this, one of your little jokes, blisters?

How can you improve on perfection?

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 03, 2009 05:19PM

give her a belly button?

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: Enquiring Mind ()
Date: November 03, 2009 05:32PM

"give her a belly button?"

She already has an "outie" of remarkable delicacy.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 03, 2009 05:39PM

maybe you should sit out this round then.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 03, 2009 08:26PM

this one is impossible i give up this round.
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 03, 2009 09:28PM

Would anyone like to guess what the first rule of making something sexy is?

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: November 03, 2009 09:50PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Would anyone like to guess what the first rule of
> making something sexy is?


Make sure she has three arms and three legs?

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 03, 2009 09:52PM

pgens Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Would anyone like to guess what the first rule
> of
> > making something sexy is?
>
>
> Make sure she has three arms and three legs?

That's the second rule.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 04, 2009 01:23AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Would anyone like to guess what the first rule of
> making something sexy is?


super impose something that is already super sexy over the picture and blend the skin tones so they match up flawlessly and while you are doing that create a bad ass fruity loop beat and drink coffee whilst wearing converse shoes and while doing all that create a run on sentence and dont end it with a period

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 04, 2009 01:47AM

i like my women like i like my steaks



charred

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 04, 2009 09:15AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Would anyone like to guess what the first rule
> of
> > making something sexy is?
>
>
> super impose something that is already super sexy
> over the picture and blend the skin tones so they
> match up flawlessly and while you are doing that
> create a bad ass fruity loop beat and drink coffee
> whilst wearing converse shoes and while doing all
> that create a run on sentence and dont end it with
> a period

Precisely.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 04, 2009 09:52PM

using phistos bad ass technique you can clearly see that one needs many years of training before attempting such a feat. otherwise this will happen....


(note: this entry was just for fun and doesnt count for round 4)



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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 05, 2009 11:51PM

dump

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 06, 2009 04:40PM

I was just about done with my entry when I saw your latest submission. Mine was in the same vein as yours, so I started the fuck over.

Beware... The following picture may encroach on your subconscious and have wild, unprotected, sex with your id, resulting in morning wood.
(Why Thursty calls them "Early Morning Hard-Ons" I'll never understand. Way too many syllables!)
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 06, 2009 07:11PM

At the risk of ruining your thread, Mister blisters, I propose a new side-challenge...

Fill in the blanks...
Ok, go...
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 06, 2009 07:13PM

Here is my submission...
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 06, 2009 07:14PM

i accept the challenge. as for this thread is like the cartilage in a 80 yr old.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 06, 2009 10:15PM

this picture reminds me of the time when i went ostrich hunting with the fellas. we were walking through the prairie with our rifles in hand waiting for the right bird to cross our path. when all the sudden a gerbil ran over my foot. i said holy fuck a gerbil and promptly shot at it. i missed the gerbil and killed a bald eagle. i was so ashamed i buried it in a pay less bogo shoe box because i had so many of them. right when we finished burying the eagle a 6 foot goanna jump out of the bush and ate one of my friends. it just devoured him, nothing left. the rest of us ran for our lives as the lizard chased us. after we got a safe distance away we stopped to catch our breath. we heard a gun shot which cut our heavy breathing short. one of my remaining friends fell to the ground. he was shot in the back by dick cheney. after seeing him i knew my time was near. it was either me or him. so i promptly shot myself in the face. 


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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 07, 2009 05:41PM

same concept as above.


go
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 07, 2009 08:26PM

I win!

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 07, 2009 10:34PM

hahaha those are some mad skills you got there. almost looks like the jack in the box mascot only sexier.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 07, 2009 11:30PM

here's a little abstract art for your retinas.
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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: AlreadyInLove ()
Date: November 09, 2009 12:11AM

How did you make those edits look so sharp? Adobe Photoshop?

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 12, 2009 01:15AM

a sharp look is all it takes to knock down the empire of a thousands word. the steam in the air has no meaning it means nothing at all. the wind shall carry all that it will carry in hopes to catch a drift. travel south and be merry as for north is no so lucky. tungues of hummingbrids litter their path. they shal begin west to further their quest if they wish to get there before snow, east is the only who holds hope. travel east my friends for the rest is unknown travel east my friends travel east.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 14, 2009 07:06PM

do her. 
                              go


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Experimental Test
Posted by: Bill Snagglepuss ()
Date: February 02, 2013 05:35PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> a sharp look is all it takes to knock down the
> empire of a thousands word. the steam in the air
> has no meaning it means nothing at all. the wind
> shall carry all that it will carry in hopes to
> catch a drift. travel south and be merry as for
> north is no so lucky. tungues of hummingbrids
> litter their path. they shal begin west to further
> their quest if they wish to get there before snow,
> east is the only who holds hope. travel east my
> friends for the rest is unknown travel east my
> friends travel east.

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Re: Experimental Test
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: February 02, 2013 11:32PM

thanks for the bump bill, brought back a good energy from the past.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 04, 2013 12:06AM

This thread was awesome.

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Re: the make her sexy contest!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 04, 2013 12:14AM

I hope this is more of a challenge, blisters.



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