Lard Ass Fat Body Trump failed to post for morning PT at 0600 in the Rose Garden this morning - he went to McDonald's instead for a Sausage, Egg, and Cheese McGriddle meal wit a diet coke.
Jared and Ivanka were no shows for PT because they had a couple's manicure/pedicure schedule conflict.
Melanoma and Barron decided to sleep in before remedial autism class.
Eric and Don Jr. skipped out on PT to meet with their defense lawyers.
Sarah Huckabee skipped to attend fat camp.
Everybody else that was supposed to attend got fired or resigned.
Pence did show up on time but only gave Kelly a fist bump as he walked by.
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