Re: When you leave the NOVA area to retire, where will you go?
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Seer Stones in a Hat
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Date: July 24, 2017 12:59AM
Blimmo Wrote:
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> Is there a place they don't have negroes or
> liberals? That's where I'll go.
Sure there is, it's called Utah. As long as you stay out of Salt Lake City, you'll be in the bosom of people who share your political proclivities and prejudices.
You should be prepared, however, for pesky annoyances like discrimination because you are not a Mormon (if you were, you wouldn't even be asking this); and the most bizarre liquor laws you'll encounter anywhere in this so-called free country. (Look up Zion curtains for a start).
But fear not, should such apple-cheeked wholesomeness disturb you, you can always keep company with the "jack Mormons". A shockingly large percentage of the state, they smoke, drink, swear, fornicate and generally shatter the commandments with abandon. You'll think you've relocated among liberal intellectuals in SoHo or Greenwich Village. But take comfort, they nonetheless also vote republican!
Ah, Utah, the beehive state. Such a serene place to spend your few short remaining years of life.