Re: BREAKING TRAGIC NEWS!!! "LEGENDARY" WRC-TV Broadcaster "JIM VANCE" has been FOUND DEAD
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This One time at band camp..:
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Date: July 22, 2017 12:24PM
Driver Wrote:
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> Many years ago, when I drove a cab for this
> company in D.C., I got sent to NBC on Nebraska
> Ave. to pick him up. He gets in the cab and wants
> to go to Benning-Stoddard Rec, Ctr. Now back
> then, my company used to let drivers know if a
> trip was going somewhere most drivers didn't want
> to go, but since it was Vance, I knew why I had
> gotten stuck with this one.
>
> Now, he got in, was nice about it and asked me to
> take a particular route, which was fine with me.
> Then, he let loose. It seems the company had sent
> him another driver. This driver pretended not to
> know how to get there, was going to jack up the
> legal rate and went through enough of a song and a
> dance that Vance said "fuck this"
> (literally-that's what he told me he said). This
> guy was a foreigner and suddenly acted like "me
> nut berry goot Inglush speek". So Vance called
> another cab and got me. I took him there, he paid
> me and gave me a OK tip.
>
> The next night, he gets on Channel 4 and does this
> editorial about how these foreign cab drivers who
> don't speak English, don't know where they're
> going and won't carry people. He told the story
> about how they sent him this black African guy who
> wouldn't take him, so he called them back and they
> sent this white American guy who did take him
> (that was me).
>
> Rest in peace, Mr. Vance.
Cool story brah