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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2009 04:58AM by Thurston Moore.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
Amy
()
Date: October 09, 2009 05:35PM
My boyfriend had heard something at work that he wanted us to try.
Here goes: He wanted to put hair gel all over his dick and all over my pussy before we had sex. He said it's called glueballing. Not sure what I was supposed to get out of it, but...it didn't work.
Here goes: He wanted to put hair gel all over his dick and all over my pussy before we had sex. He said it's called glueballing. Not sure what I was supposed to get out of it, but...it didn't work.
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: October 09, 2009 05:49PM
an infection.
see your doctor
see your doctor
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
dono
()
Date: October 09, 2009 07:42PM
your boyfriend is an idiot and your setting low expectations for your life...
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
Bleacher Creature
()
Date: October 09, 2009 07:48PM
yew dident get da suttle hint. He wunts yew tew style yer hairz down therez.
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
LOLcat
()
Date: October 09, 2009 07:54PM
pgens Wrote:
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Trollin fer babes! how YEW DOIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Trollin fer babes! how YEW DOIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: October 10, 2009 04:04PM
wow... doing that would burn. put a _tiny_ amount of hair gel on you arm and rub your hand of it a bunch of times. yeah, it will feel like that times a hundred.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 10, 2009 08:06PM
I wholeheartedly support this activity, and think you should try it immediately. It's the best thing you'll ever do.
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Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: October 10, 2009 08:28PM
i heard gorilla-lube is the best lubricant because of its foaming action.
they sell it pretty much anywhere. i recommend picking up a bottle or two. it is supposed to increase performance and sexual intensity. great stuff and its water proof so it wont wear off as easily as the hair gel
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they sell it pretty much anywhere. i recommend picking up a bottle or two. it is supposed to increase performance and sexual intensity. great stuff and its water proof so it wont wear off as easily as the hair gel
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Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: October 11, 2009 01:37AM
Try BenGay next time.
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: October 11, 2009 01:44AM
or tiger balm.
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: October 11, 2009 03:25AM
Amy Wrote:
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> My boyfriend had heard something at work that he
> wanted us to try.
>
Your boyfriend isn't too bright, is he? Neither are you?
I'm guessing he works in some job where the majority of his coworkers are black, and they are totally screwing with his naive cracker ass.
The next suggestion they'll give him is to talk you into doggy style, but instead of inserting properly, he's supposed to surprise you.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2009 03:26AM by Thurston Moore.
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> My boyfriend had heard something at work that he
> wanted us to try.
>
Your boyfriend isn't too bright, is he? Neither are you?
I'm guessing he works in some job where the majority of his coworkers are black, and they are totally screwing with his naive cracker ass.
The next suggestion they'll give him is to talk you into doggy style, but instead of inserting properly, he's supposed to surprise you.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2009 03:26AM by Thurston Moore.
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
4 Thurston
()
Date: October 11, 2009 03:27AM
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: October 11, 2009 03:40AM
4 Thurston Wrote:
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Why? I don't have anything against crackers.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2009 03:59AM by Thurston Moore.
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Why? I don't have anything against crackers.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2009 03:59AM by Thurston Moore.
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
Fail Safe
()
Date: October 11, 2009 04:02AM
Amy Wrote:
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> My boyfriend had heard something at work that he
> wanted us to try.
>
> Here goes: He wanted to put hair gel all over his
> dick and all over my pussy before we had sex. He
> said it's called glueballing. Not sure what I was
> supposed to get out of it, but...it didn't work.
Sounds painful.
Edited 6 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2009 12:30PM by Fail Safe.
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> My boyfriend had heard something at work that he
> wanted us to try.
>
> Here goes: He wanted to put hair gel all over his
> dick and all over my pussy before we had sex. He
> said it's called glueballing. Not sure what I was
> supposed to get out of it, but...it didn't work.
Sounds painful.
Edited 6 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2009 12:30PM by Fail Safe.
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: October 11, 2009 04:56AM
failsafe, you need to edit your comment one more time and add a "</span>" tag at the end.
Otherwise the comment form appears all the way at the top.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2009 04:58AM by Thurston Moore.
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: October 12, 2009 10:05PM
Have him stick a couple of alka seltzer tablets in your pussy
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Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: October 12, 2009 10:08PM
how the hell do u do that? lolx53
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: October 12, 2009 10:42PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i heard gorilla-lube is the best lubricant because
> of its foaming action.
> they sell it pretty much anywhere. i recommend
> picking up a bottle or two. it is supposed to
> increase performance and sexual intensity. great
> stuff and its water proof so it wont wear off as
> easily as the hair gel
Try it and let us know.
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> i heard gorilla-lube is the best lubricant because
> of its foaming action.
> they sell it pretty much anywhere. i recommend
> picking up a bottle or two. it is supposed to
> increase performance and sexual intensity. great
> stuff and its water proof so it wont wear off as
> easily as the hair gel
Try it and let us know.
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Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: October 13, 2009 12:04AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 08:12PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 08:12PM by Alias.
Re: Anyone heard of this?
Posted by:
Rod Parker.
()
Date: October 09, 2021 06:04AM
Amy Wrote:
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> My boyfriend had heard something at work that he
> wanted us to try.
>
> Here goes: He wanted to put hair gel all over his
> dick and all over my pussy before we had sex. He
> said it's called glueballing. Not sure what I was
> supposed to get out of it, but...it didn't work.
Never heard of that.
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> My boyfriend had heard something at work that he
> wanted us to try.
>
> Here goes: He wanted to put hair gel all over his
> dick and all over my pussy before we had sex. He
> said it's called glueballing. Not sure what I was
> supposed to get out of it, but...it didn't work.
Never heard of that.