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Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Reformed Anal Rapist ()
Date: October 09, 2009 01:25PM

Does anyone know where I can find good, quality Glory Holes in NOVA? I've been looking for months now, and only come across 4 good ones.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: tell us ()
Date: October 09, 2009 01:31PM

Give and take is what its all about

What are the 4 good ones you found? You tell us where those 4 are, and we'll tell you some good new ones.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: tell us ()
Date: October 09, 2009 03:24PM

actually, there's a fella names REGISTERED VOTER who posts here often who would definitely know.

also, be sure to ask ALIAS. he's the biggest glory hole lover on the planet.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: bubba ()
Date: October 09, 2009 03:49PM

GC Muprhys in Annandale. You can find me on a stool at the luncheonette. Order a Fresca so I will know it is you.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Registerd Voter ()
Date: October 09, 2009 04:06PM

Bobbie McDonnell, the Republican who is running for the Goobernatorial frequents these things. He wrote it in his thesis on page 37. It's the christian way, apparently.

He also wrote the book on "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Just Suck It" coming out in the fall. He's also coming out in the fall!

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Just an ok guy ()
Date: October 09, 2009 04:16PM

You must be an ugly dood..lol looking for a glory hole, wow guy.
I think you should be looking for a life..get out in the open..meet some ppl...socialize and blow jobs will come to you. just an FYI from just an ok guy.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: ok? ()
Date: October 09, 2009 04:46PM

does "ok" stand for "open kornhole"

if so, i get your innuendo pal

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: October 09, 2009 05:44PM

There is an awesome one at the West Srpingfield police station. Just walk in and ask about at the front desk. Tell them you're looking for a pig to fuck, they will understand this lingo and hook you up.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: TefD187 ()
Date: October 10, 2009 09:16PM

spunky's vagina, all though a lil dusty, still a glorious hole

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: tell us ()
Date: October 12, 2009 12:05AM

I am asking you all for help. I need a man who knows how to make a man happy. Thats all.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Booger ()
Date: October 15, 2009 12:31AM

Just jerk off and keep your AIDS to yourself.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Kleenex ()
Date: October 15, 2009 12:44AM

Glory holes are a great way to relieve stress. I'm sorry I cant refer you to one, but I believe everyone should should frequent them.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: GMU Hokie ()
Date: October 24, 2009 03:15PM

I personally eschew them, but perhaps this will help:

http://havingparties.blogspot.com/?zx=de61b9188b2bbff8

or

http://www.the-crucible.com/front.htm

or

http://dc.bound.org/

Is your weirdness now satisfied?

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: No dykes at GMU ()
Date: October 24, 2009 03:51PM

GMU Hokie Wrote:
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> I personally eschew them, but perhaps this will
> help:
>
> http://havingparties.blogspot.com/?zx=de61b9188b2b
> bff8
>
> or
>
> http://www.the-crucible.com/front.htm
>
> or
>
> http://dc.bound.org/
>
> Is your weirdness now satisfied?




No one cares about these places that cater to your deviant homosexual lifestyle GMU Hokie. Have you recruited anymore children into your agenda lately?

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Date: October 24, 2009 04:33PM

God destroyed a City of homosexuals in the bible because he did not like them then. He doesn't like them now, and will destroy anything or society they try to create. The anti-Christ will most likely be a homosexual... And Jesus will destroy him and his pupet master Satan.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Date: October 24, 2009 04:36PM

Oh yeah, and satan himself is probably a fag!

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: GMU Hokie ()
Date: October 24, 2009 04:53PM

"deviant homosexual lifestyle?

You have the wrong person.

I just tolerate those with different proclivities than my own.

I also dislike anyone who targets the marginal members of society.

Gays, from my perspective, are on the margins of society.

They are trying to get in, but bigots like some of the posters here try to keep them out.

That having been said, I don't give gays a free ride. They jump into bed with each other too quickly and have a higher percentage of neuroses than other groups. Good fences make good neighbors and too many gays fail to keep the musings of Robert Frost in mind.



>
> No one cares about these places that cater to your
> deviant homosexual lifestyle GMU Hokie. Have you
> recruited anymore children into your agenda
> lately?

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: CHOPPASTYLE ()
Date: November 10, 2009 03:59PM

what the hell is a glory hole... some1 please let me know

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Eddie Van Halen ()
Date: November 10, 2009 05:05PM

CHOPPASTYLE Wrote:
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> what the hell is a glory hole... some1 please let
> me know


Your mom's asshole.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: sum dood ()
Date: February 06, 2010 03:36AM

satan definitely takes it in the ass. and he invented glory holes. hail satan.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: "LargePenis" ()
Date: February 06, 2010 04:16AM

Yes, we will hail him. Then we shall commence fucking him in his Satan-Ass.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: udumbphuker ()
Date: June 04, 2010 09:30AM

read it again, sadam and gomora were destroyed because of their inhospitable unto the stranger, and demanding he be dragged into the street and rapped. not for being homosexual.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: 1st timer ()
Date: August 29, 2010 04:17PM

Can you please list the 4 you found, would be very interested in trying.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Date: August 29, 2010 04:26PM

HOMOSEXUALS are losers Wrote:
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> God destroyed a City of homosexuals in the bible
> because he did not like them then. He doesn't like
> them now, and will destroy anything or society
> they try to create. The anti-Christ will most
> likely be a homosexual... And Jesus will destroy
> him and his pupet master Satan.


V-necks and doupont circle still exist... EXPLINATION?

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: kbergman2 ()
Date: September 17, 2010 10:46PM

Hey, I have tried to find a good hole where I could receive some man meat. Please let me know and I will cum, or maybe you will cum.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 17, 2010 11:25PM

grammar police wrote:
> "EXPLINATION?"

ARE YOU FACKING SERIOUS?


.

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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Apartmentgloryhole ()
Date: March 27, 2011 07:27PM

There is a hot private gloryhole at a dudes house in Arlington, real wood setup, hot porn, total anonymous come and go all on your own. Check out his site...

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: sudiya ()
Date: October 11, 2011 01:59PM

exL6p

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: sudiya ()
Date: October 11, 2011 02:01PM

kDGdh

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Well???? ()
Date: October 11, 2011 02:16PM

So, did we ever find out where any were?

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Glory Story ()
Date: October 11, 2011 02:25PM

Glory seekers, beware the HATPIN.
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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: GloryHole ()
Date: February 01, 2012 08:59PM

GETTING BACK TO THE POINT.......

Public glory holes are definitely harder to locate these days. I think maybe because their are more public cameras around???

I have noticed more ads by people using private gloryholes instead like at their local Adult Bookstore, Bar, Club, or at their own Hotel Room or even at their own home rather than at a public urinal. Check out those places in your area or you may try searching for & buy a wooden portable gloryhole online that is also travel size. This way you can set it up at your own private location like at your home or even your hotel room. Then you can invite people over that you meet online and even chat with them first using a videocam / webchat.

I think it is much easier to have private anonymous hotel glory hole sex. Because, when finished the other person just leaves! You never even really have to see the other person ever and they never see you. You can still have discreet anonymous gloryhole sex without having to find gloryholes in your area or even worry about getting caught using a public gloryhole. I got mine at gloryholesnow.com but if you do a search for Portable gloryhole you can buy them at many different places.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: February 01, 2012 10:29PM

GloryHole Wrote:
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> GETTING BACK TO THE POINT.......
>
> Public glory holes are definitely harder to locate
> these days. I think maybe because their are more
> public cameras around???
>
> I have noticed more ads by people using private
> gloryholes instead like at their local Adult
> Bookstore, Bar, Club, or at their own Hotel Room
> or even at their own home rather than at a public
> urinal. Check out those places in your area or you
> may try searching for & buy a wooden portable
> gloryhole online that is also travel size. This
> way you can set it up at your own private location
> like at your home or even your hotel room. Then
> you can invite people over that you meet online
> and even chat with them first using a videocam /
> webchat.
>
> I think it is much easier to have private
> anonymous hotel glory hole sex. Because, when
> finished the other person just leaves! You never
> even really have to see the other person ever and
> they never see you. You can still have discreet
> anonymous gloryhole sex without having to find
> gloryholes in your area or even worry about
> getting caught using a public gloryhole. I got
> mine at gloryholesnow.com but if you do a search
> for Portable gloryhole you can buy them at many
> different places.


If you invite me into your hotel room with nothing more than a portable glory hole protecting you, I WILL rob you. You're just asking for it.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Bdjxkjkxjj ()
Date: February 02, 2012 02:27PM

Cut the OP some slack. He says he's a reformed anal rapist. I believe him.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Unknown Gay Guy ()
Date: February 03, 2012 10:17AM

here is the complete list

http://www.cruisingforsex.com

have fun

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Emily La ()
Date: February 03, 2012 10:26AM

Dear Reformed Anal Rapist, First off that's such a cute name. But(sic) anyways I was over in the Herndon area the other day and discovered a new Glory Days. Boy those big screen tv's were terrific for watching the ballgame.
What's that?
Oh, never mind.

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: GH Receiver ()
Date: September 13, 2012 11:22PM

I d love to suck a hung white dude off thru a gh..

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Date: January 06, 2013 06:36AM

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Re: Glory Holes In Northern Virginia
Posted by: Roberto ()
Date: April 21, 2013 11:59PM

The idea of a glory hole is so exciting. Im ready now. T
He tingly nervous feelingn
Before somone takes your cock in his mouth.......mmmmmmm

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