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If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: imagine this ()
Date: April 10, 2017 04:58PM

If we had a big party, perhaps at a fine establishment, and if miz was paying to celebrate his collecting his settlement from eesh; who would sit at the "VIP" table? A table where the important members of FFXU would sit. I picture the following people at the "dignitary table", Miz, vote strike, Gerrymanderer2, Fox News, Gunlover, BEH, KKKKilary, Trumpstumed'.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Arsenic Al ()
Date: April 10, 2017 05:07PM

Hopefully someone would poison Gerrys drink.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: eereaa ()
Date: April 10, 2017 05:11PM

eesh could park the cars, Meade could provide the entertainment, Meade would sit at the "kids table'

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 10, 2017 05:12PM

It would be me with the FFXU ladies and the rest would be shining my shoes. Now go home and get your damn shoe shine box.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Have it at Chuck E Cheese's ()
Date: April 10, 2017 05:14PM

The $500 miz is ultimately going to collect from eesh should just about cover that. (Meade gets $50 and all the pizza he can eat.)

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: A Slurpee with that? ()
Date: April 10, 2017 05:16PM

Gerry can provide Roller-dogs and spiked Slurpees.
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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: K Car ()
Date: April 10, 2017 05:16PM

We could tip eesh and then eesh could give all his tips to Miz at the end of the meeting.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: djwd ()
Date: April 10, 2017 05:20PM

lizzie could be the "hat check girl" and do an encore of her famous song.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: will tootguy be there? ()
Date: April 10, 2017 05:23PM

He can play mariachi music.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: better tips ()
Date: April 10, 2017 05:27PM

Fox News could work as the "toilet attendant', the guy that sits on a stool in the toilet and holds a towel so men could wipe their hands.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: KKKillary can bus the tables ()
Date: April 10, 2017 05:29PM

Gunlover can shoot miz if he won't leave the kids alone.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: shoe shine boy ()
Date: April 10, 2017 06:27PM

Gunlover can be "shoe shine boy" he knows all about spit shines. excellent tips and peaks up women skirts.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: go get your shine box! ()
Date: April 10, 2017 06:31PM

(busting gunlover's balls)

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: gops ()
Date: April 10, 2017 07:02PM

How longs the line/list to kill votestrike

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: private table ()
Date: April 10, 2017 07:03PM

Can I have a table just for me and katie?

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: April 10, 2017 07:04PM

imagine this Wrote:
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> If we had a big party, perhaps at a fine
> establishment, and if miz was paying to celebrate
> his collecting his settlement from eesh; who would
> sit at the "VIP" table? A table where the
> important members of FFXU would sit. I picture
> the following people at the "dignitary table",
> Miz, vote strike, Gerrymanderer2, Fox News,
> Gunlover, BEH, KKKKilary, Trumpstumed'.


I would need my own table since I am internet troll and need a server connected at all times!

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: u covered ()
Date: April 10, 2017 07:07PM

Fox News Wrote:
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> imagine this Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If we had a big party, perhaps at a fine
> > establishment, and if miz was paying to
> celebrate
> > his collecting his settlement from eesh; who
> would
> > sit at the "VIP" table? A table where the
> > important members of FFXU would sit. I picture
> > the following people at the "dignitary table",
> > Miz, vote strike, Gerrymanderer2, Fox News,
> > Gunlover, BEH, KKKKilary, Trumpstumed'.
>
>
> I would need my own table since I am internet
> troll and need a server connected at all times!


ok, miz is going to pick up te tab, provided eesh pays him what he has coming which is 1,500,000.00 dollars, just think of it.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: WKKE ()
Date: April 10, 2017 07:14PM

Eesh and Miz would definitely sit at the head table with Cary. Chris Tator and Tootguy can park cars, paying special attention to any infants left in their car seats. TJ would not be allowed to drive because he might take off to NJ again. Megan would be a serving wench, dropping under the table to administer blowjobs to guests.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: KVVEt ()
Date: April 10, 2017 07:16PM

Fairfax Underground will eventually have a big meetup. It will occur in the Fairfax County Detention Center where most of the notables here are sure to be spending time at some point.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: slkss ()
Date: April 10, 2017 07:18PM

Gerry walks the red carpet in his 7-11 gear

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: hosted party ()
Date: April 10, 2017 07:19PM

Bars suck. Let's all just agree to meet at the next FFX Fair. Show up drunk wearing a FFX Underground name tag "hello my name is whatever" and we can just stop and chat with one another with no award obligations.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: of course ()
Date: April 10, 2017 07:22PM

WKKE Wrote:
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> Eesh and Miz would definitely sit at the head
> table with Cary. Chris Tator and Tootguy can park
> cars, paying special attention to any infants left
> in their car seats. TJ would not be allowed to
> drive because he might take off to NJ again.
> Megan would be a serving wench, dropping under the
> table to administer blowjobs to guests.


Eesh, Miz, harry Tuttle, WTL, Oldgreymoose are all butt kissers and brown nosers. miz would be saying shit like 'can I get you anything else Cary?" "here. let me do that for you Cary"

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: xX6jh ()
Date: April 10, 2017 07:36PM

Don't forget Wingnut, Chuckhoffman, etc.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: sporting event ()
Date: April 10, 2017 07:44PM

Hold the Meet Up at a football game. Specifically the National Champion DC Divas. Fairfax Underground members can cheer on our own Kristy Gonzalez, #30 Defensive Back.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: hosted party ()
Date: April 10, 2017 08:05PM

hosted party Wrote:
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> Bars suck. Let's all just agree to meet at the
> next FFX Fair. Show up drunk wearing a FFX
> Underground name tag "hello my name is whatever"
> and we can just stop and chat with one another
> with no award obligations.

That should read "no awkward" obligations. None of us deserve awards!!!!

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: but lizzie will miss it! ()
Date: April 10, 2017 08:06PM

unless we wait til she gets out

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: old school ()
Date: April 10, 2017 08:14PM

You guys clearly haven't been here very long. We've got the yearly manly man camping trip which is totally heterosexual, we've got the community pancake breakfast, can't forget about eesh day either. There have been a few TGI Friday meetups too, but they stopped after the waitress incident. I don't think I have to go into detail about that one, it was all over the papers

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: ujvhh ()
Date: April 10, 2017 08:33PM

Forgot about eli, butt chugger and Inkahootz. No party without them. Sharon Moreno would also be invited.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Annual Meeting ()
Date: April 10, 2017 08:38PM

There is an annual FFXU ground meet up that has happened since 2004. First one was at Tyson Marriot right after the congressman got caught with the hookers there.

Everybody met in the bar and scoped out the place for hookers.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: April 10, 2017 08:47PM

They used to have meetups at Kilroys but then there was a lot of posts about bikers being there and it just went downhill from there

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: IN the Know! ()
Date: April 10, 2017 08:54PM

The group of posters I'm talking about never met at Kilroy's. Tyson's area mostly.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: DAJFAG ()
Date: April 10, 2017 09:08PM

I would call that a target rich environment.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Drunk homosexual ()
Date: April 10, 2017 09:23PM

Don't forget to bring your gay attorney along to douche up the place.
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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: mD3Xx ()
Date: April 10, 2017 09:26PM

There use to be FFXU meetups back in the day before this site became obsessed with outing, feuds and doxxing people. No way would there ever be a meetup like that now.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Date: April 11, 2017 04:07AM

You can count on gerrymander living up to his expectations as an Islamic gang rapist, there would probably be a stabbing probably from Miz, Eesh would probably be typing away on a laptop, the faggot lawyer and wife would probably be there looking for new clients, Lizzie would probably be throwing shit at someone, can't? forget get the three people that would be trying to fuck the hambeast and trying to figure out which fat fold to stick it in, Fox News would be in the bathroom cleaning the shit out of the toilets, Sharon would probably be partaking in the Lesnar's threesome, tootguy would be sitting in his diaper, gunlover would be on standby to deal with Miz if he decides to act like a deranged faggot, Meade would be playing some good music and that is all I can think of.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/11/2017 04:18AM by Make America Great Again.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Wiz de Grande ()
Date: April 11, 2017 05:37AM

Would this meetup be, white hood optional?

Lynching sponsored Arthur Treachers.

Stoning sponsored by Reeds Plastics.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Rx Rx ()
Date: April 11, 2017 08:32AM

Maybe the prescription drug spammers will show up with samples.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Best quality bank notes ()
Date: April 11, 2017 08:36AM

...or the counterfeit money spammers will give out some of their samples.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: I'd want to see ()
Date: April 11, 2017 02:26PM

I'd want to see the following posters:

Cary
Eesh
Miz
Sharon
Lizzie
Chuck
TJ
Lynn
Stabitha
Megan
Stupid Ediots
Bloody blisters
Vexxed
BEH
FriskyDingo
Numbers
Ding an sich
Ya girl
TheMeeper
Ralph P
The Northman
WingNut
BTYB
Peekza
SnAkEs
Harry Tuttle
RESton Peace
Gonads & Strife
Expensive Jeans
Kisses
Gerry2
inkahootz
Thinkbox MC
WashingTone-Locian
Gordon Blvd
The niggardly nigger
MrMephisto
TrueTheVote!
Alias
Meade

That's it.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: riidd ()
Date: April 11, 2017 02:32PM

I'd want to see Wrote:
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> I'd want to see the following posters:
>
> Cary
> Eesh
> Miz
> Sharon
> Lizzie
> Chuck
> TJ
> Lynn
> Stabitha
> Megan
> Stupid Ediots
> Bloody blisters
> Vexxed
> BEH
> FriskyDingo
> Numbers
> Ding an sich
> Ya girl
> TheMeeper
> Ralph P
> The Northman
> WingNut
> BTYB
> Peekza
> SnAkEs
> Harry Tuttle
> RESton Peace
> Gonads & Strife
> Expensive Jeans
> Kisses
> Gerry2
> inkahootz
> Thinkbox MC
> WashingTone-Locian
> Gordon Blvd
> The niggardly nigger
> MrMephisto
> TrueTheVote!
> Alias
> Meade
>
> That's it.

Thats probably 3 people

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: PosterersPosse ()
Date: April 11, 2017 03:02PM

The most popular will only show up completely disguised if at all.
Need to know the event is safe.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: at Chucke Cheese ()
Date: April 11, 2017 05:02PM

No doubt Meade and Fox News will ask a fee for an autograph, Meade is your iconic business man, he don't give anything away for free. Fox News is getting all big in the head by all the good comments about him.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: William Moreno, Anal Catcher ()
Date: April 11, 2017 06:08PM

I'll provide a warm lubed asshole. When is the party?

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: will not go ()
Date: April 11, 2017 06:11PM

I won't go if miz is not there, what's the point? Talk about entertainment I'd rather have him with his amatuer stand up routine than a "Big Name Star" like Meade.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: WSH LAX Freestyle Grandmaster ()
Date: April 11, 2017 06:40PM

I will come show you all my lux lifestyle.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: April 11, 2017 08:20PM

Make America Great Again Wrote:
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> You can count on gerrymander living up to his
> expectations as an Islamic gang rapist, there
> would probably be a stabbing probably from Miz,
> Eesh would probably be typing away on a laptop,
> the faggot lawyer and wife would probably be there
> looking for new clients, Lizzie would probably be
> throwing shit at someone, can't? forget get the
> three people that would be trying to fuck the
> hambeast and trying to figure out which fat fold
> to stick it in, Fox News would be in the bathroom
> cleaning the shit out of the toilets, Sharon would
> probably be partaking in the Lesnar's threesome,
> tootguy would be sitting in his diaper, gunlover
> would be on standby to deal with Miz if he decides
> to act like a deranged faggot, Meade would be
> playing some good music and that is all I can
> think of.


Hi William. Nice disguise

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: meades asshole issues ()
Date: April 11, 2017 08:24PM

at Chucke Cheese Wrote:
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> No doubt Meade and Fox News will ask a fee for an
> autograph, Meade is your iconic business man, he
> don't give anything away for free. Fox News is
> getting all big in the head by all the good
> comments about him.

U didnt see his last video sharing his asshole issues...all for free

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Performance Artist Andrew ()
Date: April 11, 2017 09:53PM

will not go Wrote:
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> I won't go if miz is not there, what's the point?
> Talk about entertainment I'd rather have him with
> his amatuer stand up routine than a "Big Name
> Star" like Meade.


If Meade treats us to the sights and sounds of his IBS, it can sort of be like Miz was there.
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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 12, 2017 12:22PM

Hopefully bowel friendly foods would be provided.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: gotta wait ()
Date: April 12, 2017 05:01PM

Wait till lizzie gets out, she was a big impetus in attracting new and exciting folks to his site. if not for her, Gunlover, Gerrymanderer2, Fox news and many others would never have joined this dirt water blog. Miz and her can be "king and Queen" of the event.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: waiting... ()
Date: April 12, 2017 05:38PM

gotta wait Wrote:
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> Wait till lizzie gets out, she was a big impetus
> in attracting new and exciting folks to his site.
> if not for her, Gunlover, Gerrymanderer2, Fox news
> and many others would never have joined this dirt
> water blog. Miz and her can be "king and Queen"
> of the event.

Obviously Miz will be the Queen, and Lizzie will be King...she wouldn't have it any other way. Chris Tator can be a "Lady in Waiting", or perhaps "Groom of the Stool" (look it up).

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Eesh will SWAT the event ()
Date: April 12, 2017 05:39PM

He will report that gerry is planning to bomb the place.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: jgks ()
Date: April 12, 2017 05:40PM

waiting... Wrote:
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> gotta wait Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wait till lizzie gets out, she was a big
> impetus
> > in attracting new and exciting folks to his
> site.
> > if not for her, Gunlover, Gerrymanderer2, Fox
> news
> > and many others would never have joined this
> dirt
> > water blog. Miz and her can be "king and
> Queen"
> > of the event.
>
> Obviously Miz will be the Queen, and Lizzie will
> be King...she wouldn't have it any other way.
> Chris Tator can be a "Lady in Waiting", or perhaps
> "Groom of the Stool" (look it up).


Meade can be "Joker" or King's Fool, eesh could be the king's eunich.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: good job groom of stool ()
Date: April 12, 2017 05:42PM

waiting... Wrote:
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> gotta wait Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wait till lizzie gets out, she was a big
> impetus
> > in attracting new and exciting folks to his
> site.
> > if not for her, Gunlover, Gerrymanderer2, Fox
> news
> > and many others would never have joined this
> dirt
> > water blog. Miz and her can be "king and
> Queen"
> > of the event.
>
> Obviously Miz will be the Queen, and Lizzie will
> be King...she wouldn't have it any other way.
> Chris Tator can be a "Lady in Waiting", or perhaps
> "Groom of the Stool" (look it up).


good job for eesh, good pay and all he can eat.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: BelowMe. ()
Date: April 12, 2017 05:54PM

I will attend and grab some pussy - by the throat - and slowly squeeze the life out of them. G2 - you will get a high five and a fist bump.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: What can brown do for you? ()
Date: April 12, 2017 06:00PM

waiting... Wrote:
e event.
>
> Obviously Miz will be the Queen, and Lizzie will
> be King...she wouldn't have it any other way.
> Chris Tator can be a "Lady in Waiting", or perhaps
> "Groom of the Stool" (look it up).


Does the "Groom of the Stool" fling the King's poop as well?

Or is Lizzie still going to throw her own?

Poop throwing will be the highlight of the get together.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Entertainers ()
Date: April 12, 2017 06:10PM

The Moreno's horny female lawyer Karen Leiser plays the piano and is a big fan of Meade (true fact, not making this up). Thus she can accompany Meade to provide musical entertainment, while scanning the crowd for hookups.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: skwl ()
Date: April 12, 2017 06:39PM

Someone should invite Elizabeth Ellen Duke, be a good catch for meade.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Fairfax County Uber Alles ()
Date: April 12, 2017 08:30PM

Entertainers Wrote:
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> The Moreno's horny female lawyer Karen Leiser
> plays the piano and is a big fan of Meade (true
> fact, not making this up). Thus she can accompany
> Meade to provide musical entertainment, while
> scanning the crowd for hookups.




Meade thinks it is bad luck to be in the same room as a Jew.

He won't be there if that Jewess shows up.

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: If eesh is paid 'all he can eat' ()
Date: April 12, 2017 10:41PM

good job groom of stool Wrote:
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>
> good job for eesh, good pay and all he can eat.


Does he have to regurgitate 20% of it on miz's doorstep?

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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: Mo is Groom of the Stool ()
Date: April 12, 2017 11:02PM

There is only one person qualified to be Groom of the Stool. Monique Wells takes great interest and pride in excrement.
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Re: If we had a big FFXU get together party?
Posted by: hxFkw ()
Date: April 14, 2017 07:58AM

I would cum if Megan sat in my lap, or if Karen Leiser was going to wear leather pants.

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