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if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
_"()
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Date: April 06, 2017 08:25AM
I only know a few incidents but if some were made into movie.
Which known actors would play
Eesh
Moreno
Monique
Meade skelton
Actors that look similar
Oh and katie and her tits
Which known actors would play
Eesh
Moreno
Monique
Meade skelton
Actors that look similar
Oh and katie and her tits
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Del Banjo
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Date: April 07, 2017 06:47PM
Adam Bartley from Longmire could play Meade. If you dye his hair, I think Bartley could pull it off.
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Fox News
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Date: April 07, 2017 06:58PM
_"() Wrote:
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> I only know a few incidents but if some were made
> into movie.
> Which known actors would play
> Eesh: Jesse Eisenberg
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> I only know a few incidents but if some were made
> into movie.
> Which known actors would play
> Eesh: Jesse Eisenberg
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Fox News
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Date: April 07, 2017 06:59PM
_"() Wrote:
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> I only know a few incidents but if some were made
> into movie.
> Which known actors would play
> Meade skelton Zach Galifianakis
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> I only know a few incidents but if some were made
> into movie.
> Which known actors would play
> Meade skelton Zach Galifianakis
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Fox News
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Date: April 07, 2017 07:00PM
_"() Wrote:
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> I only know a few incidents but if some were made
> into movie.
> Which known actors would play
> Moreno Jack Black
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> I only know a few incidents but if some were made
> into movie.
> Which known actors would play
> Moreno Jack Black
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Showtime series
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Date: April 07, 2017 07:02PM
There have been several threads about this already. There is way too much material for a single movie. A series would be more appropriate. The pace of events has slowed down over the past year, but for a couple years things were happening on a daily or weekly basis like an ongoing soap opera.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1962948.html
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1926745.html
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2513541.html
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1962948.html
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1926745.html
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2513541.html
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
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Date: April 07, 2017 07:03PM
I would be played by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
djjss
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Date: April 07, 2017 07:06PM
Do u think a seth rogan with black hair and facial hair can play moreno
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
But more realistically...
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Date: April 07, 2017 07:31PM
At some point, somebody should at the very least do a documentary about this site.
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Casting Decisions
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Date: April 07, 2017 09:04PM
Consolidated casting suggestions from previous threads and above:
Director - Victor Salva
Cast
Cary Weidmann - Matthew Lillard
Chuck Hoffman - Oliver Platt
eesh - Patrick Renna, Bradley Cooper, Elijah Wood, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Eisenberg
TheNorthman - Neil Jackson
William Moreno - Horatio sanz, Patton Oswalt, David Anthony Higgins, Jerry Mathers, Jack Black
Sharon Moreno - Lisa Lampinelli, Lena Dunham, Jonah Hill
Richard Leroy Moreno "Tootguy" - Tom Bosley, John Goodman, Jeffrey Jones from "Ferris Buller's day off" and "Beetlejuice"
Joanna Moreno - Amy Schumer
Ying Ko - Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Justin Bieber
Monique Wells "Lizzie" - Leslie Jones, Victoria Rowell, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Hart, ET
Ralph Pootawn - Ryan Gosling, Enrique Iglesias, Avery Brooks, Kal Penn
Stabitha - Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner, Owen Wilson
yagirl - Ariel Winter
Alias - Kate Beckinsale
Wingnut - Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent
Megan Toohey - Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates, Melissa McCarthy, Katy Perry
Joshua Price - Topher Grace
Meade Skelton - himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley, Zach Galifianakis
Katie - Kimiko Glenn
Kristy Gonzalez - Ruby Rose
Gerrymanderer2 - Jean Claude Van Damme (in blackface)
Gerry's goat/wife - himself
Phillip Leiser - Joe Pesci
Karen Leiser -
David Trinnes -
Christopher J. Tator -
TJ "Caan" -
Lynn -
Gretchen Haufe -
Aaron -
Matt M (Papa John's) -
Eric A (Papa John's) -
Justin Jouvenal -
Kyle P. -
Starban -
There are still a lot of roles to fill.....
(It's not known whether the Miz fanboys Harry Tuttle, etc.; and Seth Comstock and his gay partners would have parts.)
Props
Megan's cellphone
Monique's purple dildo
Megan's weasel
broken sign from Papa John's franchise in Fairfax
William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock wardrobe
Eesh's camouflage capri pants
Moreno's eesh axe
Moreno's little league bat
Moreno's graphic death threat
Moreno's psycho drawings
Moreno's "stolen" laptop with nudes of Megan
David Trinnes' beer bong and Tequila bottle
Monique's stacks of cash
Karen Leiser's Craigslist sex ad
Monique's feces-smeared copy of The Washington Post
broken plumbing from Moreno's basement
Director - Victor Salva
Cast
Cary Weidmann - Matthew Lillard
Chuck Hoffman - Oliver Platt
eesh - Patrick Renna, Bradley Cooper, Elijah Wood, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Eisenberg
TheNorthman - Neil Jackson
William Moreno - Horatio sanz, Patton Oswalt, David Anthony Higgins, Jerry Mathers, Jack Black
Sharon Moreno - Lisa Lampinelli, Lena Dunham, Jonah Hill
Richard Leroy Moreno "Tootguy" - Tom Bosley, John Goodman, Jeffrey Jones from "Ferris Buller's day off" and "Beetlejuice"
Joanna Moreno - Amy Schumer
Ying Ko - Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Justin Bieber
Monique Wells "Lizzie" - Leslie Jones, Victoria Rowell, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Hart, ET
Ralph Pootawn - Ryan Gosling, Enrique Iglesias, Avery Brooks, Kal Penn
Stabitha - Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner, Owen Wilson
yagirl - Ariel Winter
Alias - Kate Beckinsale
Wingnut - Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent
Megan Toohey - Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates, Melissa McCarthy, Katy Perry
Joshua Price - Topher Grace
Meade Skelton - himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley, Zach Galifianakis
Katie - Kimiko Glenn
Kristy Gonzalez - Ruby Rose
Gerrymanderer2 - Jean Claude Van Damme (in blackface)
Gerry's goat/wife - himself
Phillip Leiser - Joe Pesci
Karen Leiser -
David Trinnes -
Christopher J. Tator -
TJ "Caan" -
Lynn -
Gretchen Haufe -
Aaron -
Matt M (Papa John's) -
Eric A (Papa John's) -
Justin Jouvenal -
Kyle P. -
Starban -
There are still a lot of roles to fill.....
(It's not known whether the Miz fanboys Harry Tuttle, etc.; and Seth Comstock and his gay partners would have parts.)
Props
Megan's cellphone
Monique's purple dildo
Megan's weasel
broken sign from Papa John's franchise in Fairfax
William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock wardrobe
Eesh's camouflage capri pants
Moreno's eesh axe
Moreno's little league bat
Moreno's graphic death threat
Moreno's psycho drawings
Moreno's "stolen" laptop with nudes of Megan
David Trinnes' beer bong and Tequila bottle
Monique's stacks of cash
Karen Leiser's Craigslist sex ad
Monique's feces-smeared copy of The Washington Post
broken plumbing from Moreno's basement
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
fkkdd
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Date: April 07, 2017 09:07PM
Casting Decisions Wrote:
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> Consolidated casting suggestions from previous
> threads and above:
>
> Director - Victor Salva
>
> Cast
> Cary Weidmann - Matthew Lillard
> Chuck Hoffman - Oliver Platt
> eesh - Patrick Renna, Bradley Cooper, Elijah Wood,
> Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Eisenberg
> TheNorthman - Neil Jackson
> William Moreno - Horatio sanz, Patton Oswalt,
> David Anthony Higgins, Jerry Mathers, Jack Black
> Sharon Moreno - Lisa Lampinelli, Lena Dunham,
> Jonah Hill
> Richard Leroy Moreno "Tootguy" - Tom Bosley, John
> Goodman, Jeffrey Jones from "Ferris Buller's day
> off" and "Beetlejuice"
> Joanna Moreno - Amy Schumer
> Ying Ko - Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Justin
> Bieber
> Monique Wells "Lizzie" - Leslie Jones, Victoria
> Rowell, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Hart, ET
> Ralph Pootawn - Ryan Gosling, Enrique Iglesias,
> Avery Brooks, Kal Penn
> Stabitha - Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner, Owen Wilson
> yagirl - Ariel Winter
> Alias - Kate Beckinsale
> Wingnut - Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent
> Megan Toohey - Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates, Melissa
> McCarthy, Katy Perry
> Joshua Price - Topher Grace
> Meade Skelton - himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley,
> Zach Galifianakis
> Katie - Kimiko Glenn
> Kristy Gonzalez - Ruby Rose
> Gerrymanderer2 - Jean Claude Van Damme (in
> blackface)
> Gerry's goat/wife - himself
> Phillip Leiser - Joe Pesci
> Karen Leiser -
> David Trinnes -
> Christopher J. Tator -
> TJ "Caan" -
> Lynn -
> Gretchen Haufe -
> Aaron -
> Matt M (Papa John's) -
> Eric A (Papa John's) -
> Justin Jouvenal -
> Kyle P. -
> Starban -
>
> There are still a lot of roles to fill.....
>
> (It's not known whether the Miz fanboys Harry
> Tuttle, etc.; and Seth Comstock and his gay
> partners would have parts.)
>
>
> Props
> Megan's cellphone
> Monique's purple dildo
> Megan's weasel
> broken sign from Papa John's franchise in Fairfax
> William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
> Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock wardrobe
> Eesh's camouflage capri pants
> Moreno's eesh axe
> Moreno's little league bat
> Moreno's graphic death threat
> Moreno's psycho drawings
> Moreno's "stolen" laptop with nudes of Megan
> David Trinnes' beer bong and Tequila bottle
> Monique's stacks of cash
> Karen Leiser's Craigslist sex ad
> Monique's feces-smeared copy of The Washington
> Post
> broken plumbing from Moreno's basement
Haha...u put alot of effort for that
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> Consolidated casting suggestions from previous
> threads and above:
>
> Director - Victor Salva
>
> Cast
> Cary Weidmann - Matthew Lillard
> Chuck Hoffman - Oliver Platt
> eesh - Patrick Renna, Bradley Cooper, Elijah Wood,
> Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Eisenberg
> TheNorthman - Neil Jackson
> William Moreno - Horatio sanz, Patton Oswalt,
> David Anthony Higgins, Jerry Mathers, Jack Black
> Sharon Moreno - Lisa Lampinelli, Lena Dunham,
> Jonah Hill
> Richard Leroy Moreno "Tootguy" - Tom Bosley, John
> Goodman, Jeffrey Jones from "Ferris Buller's day
> off" and "Beetlejuice"
> Joanna Moreno - Amy Schumer
> Ying Ko - Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Justin
> Bieber
> Monique Wells "Lizzie" - Leslie Jones, Victoria
> Rowell, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Hart, ET
> Ralph Pootawn - Ryan Gosling, Enrique Iglesias,
> Avery Brooks, Kal Penn
> Stabitha - Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner, Owen Wilson
> yagirl - Ariel Winter
> Alias - Kate Beckinsale
> Wingnut - Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent
> Megan Toohey - Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates, Melissa
> McCarthy, Katy Perry
> Joshua Price - Topher Grace
> Meade Skelton - himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley,
> Zach Galifianakis
> Katie - Kimiko Glenn
> Kristy Gonzalez - Ruby Rose
> Gerrymanderer2 - Jean Claude Van Damme (in
> blackface)
> Gerry's goat/wife - himself
> Phillip Leiser - Joe Pesci
> Karen Leiser -
> David Trinnes -
> Christopher J. Tator -
> TJ "Caan" -
> Lynn -
> Gretchen Haufe -
> Aaron -
> Matt M (Papa John's) -
> Eric A (Papa John's) -
> Justin Jouvenal -
> Kyle P. -
> Starban -
>
> There are still a lot of roles to fill.....
>
> (It's not known whether the Miz fanboys Harry
> Tuttle, etc.; and Seth Comstock and his gay
> partners would have parts.)
>
>
> Props
> Megan's cellphone
> Monique's purple dildo
> Megan's weasel
> broken sign from Papa John's franchise in Fairfax
> William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
> Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock wardrobe
> Eesh's camouflage capri pants
> Moreno's eesh axe
> Moreno's little league bat
> Moreno's graphic death threat
> Moreno's psycho drawings
> Moreno's "stolen" laptop with nudes of Megan
> David Trinnes' beer bong and Tequila bottle
> Monique's stacks of cash
> Karen Leiser's Craigslist sex ad
> Monique's feces-smeared copy of The Washington
> Post
> broken plumbing from Moreno's basement
Haha...u put alot of effort for that
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Kyle P - Matt Damon
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Date: April 07, 2017 09:12PM
Casting Decisions Wrote:
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>
> Kyle P. -
Northman = The guy who played 'Wilson' on 'Home Improvement', whose face you never saw.
KKKillary KKKlinton - Ed O'Neill
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>
> Kyle P. -
Northman = The guy who played 'Wilson' on 'Home Improvement', whose face you never saw.
KKKillary KKKlinton - Ed O'Neill
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Oscar Redneck
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Date: April 07, 2017 10:31PM
Gerry should be played by Nathan Lane
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Gene Siskel
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Date: April 07, 2017 10:51PM
Gerry wouldnt even be in the movie, or the director would kill him off early because he isn't important to the plot; nobody would find his character entertaining.
Sorry Gerry.
Sorry Gerry.
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
hardest dasting
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Date: April 09, 2017 04:12PM
Hardest casting would be for Meade characters. You'd need three actors,one for young meade (a fat kid), second for young adult (fat boy) and third for adult meade, a dynamic muscular athletic guy who has a charm and charisma to make an impression of society at large.
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Fat Meade
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Date: December 23, 2017 03:42PM
hardest dasting Wrote:
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> Hardest casting would be for Meade characters.
> You'd need three actors,one for young meade (a fat
> kid), second for young adult (fat boy) and third
> for adult meade, a dynamic muscular athletic guy
> who has a charm and charisma to make an impression
> of society at large.
Meade is fat again. He has a double chin and back-boobs.
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> Hardest casting would be for Meade characters.
> You'd need three actors,one for young meade (a fat
> kid), second for young adult (fat boy) and third
> for adult meade, a dynamic muscular athletic guy
> who has a charm and charisma to make an impression
> of society at large.
Meade is fat again. He has a double chin and back-boobs.
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Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
so fucking delusional
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Date: December 23, 2017 03:45PM
hardest dasting Wrote:
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> Hardest casting would be for Meade characters..., a dynamic muscular athletic guy
> who has a charm and charisma...
holy shit what a bunch of horseshit.
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> Hardest casting would be for Meade characters..., a dynamic muscular athletic guy
> who has a charm and charisma...
holy shit what a bunch of horseshit.
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Johnnyrun
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Date: December 23, 2017 07:46PM
Fat Meade Wrote:
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> hardest dasting Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hardest casting would be for Meade characters.
> > You'd need three actors,one for young meade (a
> fat
> > kid), second for young adult (fat boy) and
> third
> > for adult meade, a dynamic muscular athletic
> guy
> > who has a charm and charisma to make an
> impression
> > of society at large.
>
> Meade is fat again. He has a double chin and
> back-boobs.
Yet still in better shape than eesh or Miz.
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> hardest dasting Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hardest casting would be for Meade characters.
> > You'd need three actors,one for young meade (a
> fat
> > kid), second for young adult (fat boy) and
> third
> > for adult meade, a dynamic muscular athletic
> guy
> > who has a charm and charisma to make an
> impression
> > of society at large.
>
> Meade is fat again. He has a double chin and
> back-boobs.
Yet still in better shape than eesh or Miz.
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
A little bird told me
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Date: December 23, 2017 08:02PM
so fucking delusional Wrote:
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> hardest dasting Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hardest casting would be for Meade
> characters..., a dynamic muscular athletic guy
> > who has a charm and charisma...
>
> holy shit what a bunch of horseshit.
The rumor is that Hollywood heartthrob Val Kilmer has been preparing for the role of Meade Skelton.
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> hardest dasting Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hardest casting would be for Meade
> characters..., a dynamic muscular athletic guy
> > who has a charm and charisma...
>
> holy shit what a bunch of horseshit.
The rumor is that Hollywood heartthrob Val Kilmer has been preparing for the role of Meade Skelton.
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Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Have you seen this screen test?
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Date: December 23, 2017 08:13PM
Kyle P - Matt Damon Wrote:
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> Casting Decisions Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Kyle P. -
>
> Northman = The guy who played 'Wilson' on 'Home
> Improvement', whose face you never saw.
>
> KKKillary KKKlinton - Ed O'Neill
It should go to an unknown.
This person's screen test is perfect, too bad the guy filling in for trump is too young, skinny and has a normal sized dick.
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> Casting Decisions Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > Kyle P. -
>
> Northman = The guy who played 'Wilson' on 'Home
> Improvement', whose face you never saw.
>
> KKKillary KKKlinton - Ed O'Neill
It should go to an unknown.
This person's screen test is perfect, too bad the guy filling in for trump is too young, skinny and has a normal sized dick.
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Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Cranky
()
Date: December 23, 2017 11:30PM
Gerry played by Don Knotts
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Latest Updates
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Date: May 17, 2020 06:00PM
Latest updates for movies or cable series
Director - Victor Salva
Cary Weidmann - Matthew Lillard
Chuck Hoffman - Oliver platt
eesh - Patrick Renna, Bradley Cooper, Jesse Eisenberg, Elijah Wood, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Eisenberg, Jason Bateman, Ethan Hawke
Bloody Blisters - Elijah Wood
TheNorthman - Neil Jackson
Inkahootz - Renoly Santiago
William Moreno - Horatio sanz, Patton Oswalt, David Anthony Higgins, Jerry Mathers, Jack Black
Sharon Moreno - Lisa Lampinelli, Lena Dunham, Jonah Hill
Richard Leroy Moreno "Tootguy" - Tom Bosley, John Goodman, Jeffrey Jones from "Ferris Buller's day off" and "Beetlejuice"
Joanna Moreno - Amy Schumer
Ying Ko - Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Justin Bieber
Monique Wells "Lizzie" - Leslie Jones, Victoria Rowell, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Hart, ET
Ralph Pootawn - Ryan Gosling, Enrique Iglesias, Avery Brooks, Kal Penn
Stabitha - Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner, Owen Wilson
yagirl - Ariel Winter
Alias - Kate Beckinsale
Wingnut - Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent
Megan Toohey aka Megan Price aka the Hambeast - Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates, Melissa McCarthy, Katy Perry
Joshua Price - Topher Grace
Meade Skelton - himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley, Zach Galifianakis
Katie - Kimiko Glenn
Kristy Gonzalez - Ruby Rose
Gerrymanderer2 - Jean Claude Van Damme (in blackface)
Gerry's goat/wife - himself
Phillip Leiser - Joe Pesci, Steve Buscemi, Or maybe Johnny Depp
Karen Leiser - Cathy Griffin
David Trinnes -
Christopher J. Tator -
TJ "Caan" -
Lynn -
Gretchen Haufe - Dee Snider
Meade's father - Clint Howard
Aaron -
Matt M (Papa John's) -
Eric A (Papa John's) -
Justin Jouvenal -
Myeesha Hamilton -
Starban -
Honey the dog -
Megan's weasel -
Monique's ferrets (killed by Miz) -
Notable props:
Megan's cellphone
Monique's purple dildo
Monique's stacks of money
the "stolen" laptop with nudes of Megan
William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock outing wardrobe
Eesh's camouflage capri pants and hoodie
Moreno's eesh axe
Moreno's little league bat
Moreno's graphic death threats
Moreno's other psycho drawings
broken plumbing from Moreno basement
William Moreno's collection of at least twenty vials of psychotropic medications.
David Trinnes' beer bong and giant liquor bottles
Yagirl's sharpies
Hambeast's Mustang
Meade's indian costume
fragments of the broken Papa John's sign
eesh's horse mask
knife used to stab tootguy
Karen Leiser's Craigslist sex ad
Monique's feces-smeared copy of the Washington Post
Director - Victor Salva
Cary Weidmann - Matthew Lillard
Chuck Hoffman - Oliver platt
eesh - Patrick Renna, Bradley Cooper, Jesse Eisenberg, Elijah Wood, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Eisenberg, Jason Bateman, Ethan Hawke
Bloody Blisters - Elijah Wood
TheNorthman - Neil Jackson
Inkahootz - Renoly Santiago
William Moreno - Horatio sanz, Patton Oswalt, David Anthony Higgins, Jerry Mathers, Jack Black
Sharon Moreno - Lisa Lampinelli, Lena Dunham, Jonah Hill
Richard Leroy Moreno "Tootguy" - Tom Bosley, John Goodman, Jeffrey Jones from "Ferris Buller's day off" and "Beetlejuice"
Joanna Moreno - Amy Schumer
Ying Ko - Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Justin Bieber
Monique Wells "Lizzie" - Leslie Jones, Victoria Rowell, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Hart, ET
Ralph Pootawn - Ryan Gosling, Enrique Iglesias, Avery Brooks, Kal Penn
Stabitha - Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner, Owen Wilson
yagirl - Ariel Winter
Alias - Kate Beckinsale
Wingnut - Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent
Megan Toohey aka Megan Price aka the Hambeast - Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates, Melissa McCarthy, Katy Perry
Joshua Price - Topher Grace
Meade Skelton - himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley, Zach Galifianakis
Katie - Kimiko Glenn
Kristy Gonzalez - Ruby Rose
Gerrymanderer2 - Jean Claude Van Damme (in blackface)
Gerry's goat/wife - himself
Phillip Leiser - Joe Pesci, Steve Buscemi, Or maybe Johnny Depp
Karen Leiser - Cathy Griffin
David Trinnes -
Christopher J. Tator -
TJ "Caan" -
Lynn -
Gretchen Haufe - Dee Snider
Meade's father - Clint Howard
Aaron -
Matt M (Papa John's) -
Eric A (Papa John's) -
Justin Jouvenal -
Myeesha Hamilton -
Starban -
Honey the dog -
Megan's weasel -
Monique's ferrets (killed by Miz) -
Notable props:
Megan's cellphone
Monique's purple dildo
Monique's stacks of money
the "stolen" laptop with nudes of Megan
William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock outing wardrobe
Eesh's camouflage capri pants and hoodie
Moreno's eesh axe
Moreno's little league bat
Moreno's graphic death threats
Moreno's other psycho drawings
broken plumbing from Moreno basement
William Moreno's collection of at least twenty vials of psychotropic medications.
David Trinnes' beer bong and giant liquor bottles
Yagirl's sharpies
Hambeast's Mustang
Meade's indian costume
fragments of the broken Papa John's sign
eesh's horse mask
knife used to stab tootguy
Karen Leiser's Craigslist sex ad
Monique's feces-smeared copy of the Washington Post
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
bump.
()
Date: June 16, 2020 03:23PM
this is the official casting thread
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Whoa there!
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Date: June 16, 2020 09:13PM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I would be played by Jean Claude Van Damme.
I had no idea JCVD was
-in the nuthut
-drew crappy art
-likes to stab people w/ a knife
-has dark humor fantasies
-has trouble with people
You get the idea
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> I would be played by Jean Claude Van Damme.
I had no idea JCVD was
-in the nuthut
-drew crappy art
-likes to stab people w/ a knife
-has dark humor fantasies
-has trouble with people
You get the idea
Re: if ffxu events were made into movie
Posted by:
Winner winner chicken dinner
()
Date: June 16, 2020 09:21PM
"Director - Victor Salva"
Excellent...
Excellent...