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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Wahhh
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:06PM
Just allow your sadness to manifest itself into blind rage towards a defenseless canine and I bet it will feel like old times again.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Charlie Schmidt's "cool cat"
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:07PM
Gwen Wrote:
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> It doesn't feel good, to feel like your boyfriend
> is a tool. It doesn't feel good to have to move
> out of a house that has been your home for the
> past year. It doesn't feel good to have to leave
> behind a dog that changed you from hating dogs, to
> wanting one of your own. It doesn't feel good to
> feel your heart breaking...
a few more versus and you might have a song there lady
this could work out for you afterall
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> It doesn't feel good, to feel like your boyfriend
> is a tool. It doesn't feel good to have to move
> out of a house that has been your home for the
> past year. It doesn't feel good to have to leave
> behind a dog that changed you from hating dogs, to
> wanting one of your own. It doesn't feel good to
> feel your heart breaking...
a few more versus and you might have a song there lady
this could work out for you afterall
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Melon Coli
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:07PM
Charlie Schmidt's "cool cat" Wrote:
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> you should reply to his post and send him your pic
This is, by far, the best idea so far proposed!
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> you should reply to his post and send him your pic
This is, by far, the best idea so far proposed!
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:08PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Melon Coli
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:12PM
Gwen Wrote:
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> It doesn't feel good, to feel like your boyfriend
> is a tool. It doesn't feel good to have to move
> out of a house that has been your home for the
> past year. It doesn't feel good to have to leave
> behind a dog that changed you from hating dogs, to
> wanting one of your own. It doesn't feel good to
> feel your heart breaking...
Sorry for your troubles. Solution: Get all done up...head downtown and throwdown...bring the guy home with you and prepare for the ensuing show!
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> It doesn't feel good, to feel like your boyfriend
> is a tool. It doesn't feel good to have to move
> out of a house that has been your home for the
> past year. It doesn't feel good to have to leave
> behind a dog that changed you from hating dogs, to
> wanting one of your own. It doesn't feel good to
> feel your heart breaking...
Sorry for your troubles. Solution: Get all done up...head downtown and throwdown...bring the guy home with you and prepare for the ensuing show!
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:13PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Wahhh
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:14PM
So you did dump him then? Good for you. As retribution, you could always take the dog for yourself.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:15PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Melon Coli
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:20PM
Gwen Wrote:
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> I'm not a vengeful person. I just want to move on
> with my life.
That is very decent and typical of a conscionable human being. Move on...forget the dog...it's a dead relationship leash that needs to be cut.
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> I'm not a vengeful person. I just want to move on
> with my life.
That is very decent and typical of a conscionable human being. Move on...forget the dog...it's a dead relationship leash that needs to be cut.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
question
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:22PM
so, how did he take it?
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:24PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
question
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:26PM
good to hear. I suppose he now has the freedom to use CL as often and open as he wants.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:27PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
PecsRUs
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:28PM
Oh god now CL will be inundated with shaved chest pics.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:32PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
PecsRUs
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:34PM
I bet that chest was itchy/scratchy on your chest.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:35PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
however
()
Date: October 02, 2009 02:37PM
Gwen Wrote:
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> I'm sure there are plenty more stupid girls like
> me out there, who will fall for them too.
Youcan't be too stupid. You are smart enough to leave the louse.
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> I'm sure there are plenty more stupid girls like
> me out there, who will fall for them too.
Youcan't be too stupid. You are smart enough to leave the louse.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 02, 2009 03:14PM
Gwen Wrote:
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> I'm sure there are plenty more stupid girls like
> me out there, who will fall for them too.
I've found that, especially in this area, the more "attractive" a person is, the less substance they have. This applies to both genders.
Pretty people are used to having their asses kissed by insincere people, and after a while, one of two things happens: 1) they believe the bullshit, and become a shallow douchebag, or 2) become so desensitized that they don't recognize when someone's being genuine.
Fortunately, I'm a fairly ugly person, so I'll never have this problem. I have to earn whatever I get.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> I'm sure there are plenty more stupid girls like
> me out there, who will fall for them too.
I've found that, especially in this area, the more "attractive" a person is, the less substance they have. This applies to both genders.
Pretty people are used to having their asses kissed by insincere people, and after a while, one of two things happens: 1) they believe the bullshit, and become a shallow douchebag, or 2) become so desensitized that they don't recognize when someone's being genuine.
Fortunately, I'm a fairly ugly person, so I'll never have this problem. I have to earn whatever I get.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Melon Coli
()
Date: October 02, 2009 03:22PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Gwen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm sure there are plenty more stupid girls
> like
> > me out there, who will fall for them too.
>
> I've found that, especially in this area, the more
> "attractive" a person is, the less substance they
> have. This applies to both genders.
>
> Pretty people are used to having their asses
> kissed by insincere people, and after a while, one
> of two things happens: 1) they believe the
> bullshit, and become a shallow douchebag, or 2)
> become so desensitized that they don't recognize
> when someone's being genuine.
>
> Fortunately, I'm a fairly ugly person, so I'll
> never have this problem. I have to earn whatever
> I get.
I wouldn't say you're GEICO cave man ugly, but whatever aesthetical shortcomings you may think you have, I'm sure you compensate with engaging personality.
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> Gwen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm sure there are plenty more stupid girls
> like
> > me out there, who will fall for them too.
>
> I've found that, especially in this area, the more
> "attractive" a person is, the less substance they
> have. This applies to both genders.
>
> Pretty people are used to having their asses
> kissed by insincere people, and after a while, one
> of two things happens: 1) they believe the
> bullshit, and become a shallow douchebag, or 2)
> become so desensitized that they don't recognize
> when someone's being genuine.
>
> Fortunately, I'm a fairly ugly person, so I'll
> never have this problem. I have to earn whatever
> I get.
I wouldn't say you're GEICO cave man ugly, but whatever aesthetical shortcomings you may think you have, I'm sure you compensate with engaging personality.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 02, 2009 03:22PM
Melon Coli Wrote:
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> I wouldn't say you're GEICO cave man ugly, but
> whatever aesthetical shortcomings you may think
> you have, I'm sure you compensate with engaging
> personality.
Oh, no, I'm ugly on the inside, too. I even have the t-shirt to prove it.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> I wouldn't say you're GEICO cave man ugly, but
> whatever aesthetical shortcomings you may think
> you have, I'm sure you compensate with engaging
> personality.
Oh, no, I'm ugly on the inside, too. I even have the t-shirt to prove it.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 03:34PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 03:36PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
mad1n
()
Date: October 02, 2009 03:42PM
nice subtle way of letting us know you're a model
post pics or gtfo
also, who the fuck was your boyfriend. whut was his screen name you attn whore
post pics or gtfo
also, who the fuck was your boyfriend. whut was his screen name you attn whore
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Wahhh
()
Date: October 02, 2009 03:44PM
You should not sell yourself short like that. Most people are fairly decent, interesting, and have plenty to offer the right person. It sounds like you have just met one too many schmucks. You should take a risk in your next relationship - don't go after the same shaved chest, CL posting tool bag types - branch out a bit and you might surprise yourself.
Gwen Wrote:
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> I guess that is why I got into modeling. I
> figured if people were willing to pay me to model
> for them, then I must have something going on for
> me.
Gwen Wrote:
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> I guess that is why I got into modeling. I
> figured if people were willing to pay me to model
> for them, then I must have something going on for
> me.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 03:53PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Wahhh
()
Date: October 02, 2009 03:57PM
But to not tell is sort of like the whole Carly Simon, 'who is "you're so vain" really written about' conspiracy. Don't be a Carly, although she had nice jugs on the No Secrets album cover...
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 02, 2009 03:57PM
Wahhh Wrote:
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> You should not sell yourself short like that. Most
> people are fairly decent, interesting, and have
> plenty to offer the right person. It sounds like
> you have just met one too many schmucks. You
> should take a risk in your next relationship -
> don't go after the same shaved chest, CL posting
> tool bag types - branch out a bit and you might
> surprise yourself.
... except that decent, honest, reliable guys with good personalities get put in the friend zone almost immediately, so they can be a shoulder to cry on after another shaved-chest-on-Craigslist douche breaks her heart. You know, because they'd hate to ruin the friendship.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> You should not sell yourself short like that. Most
> people are fairly decent, interesting, and have
> plenty to offer the right person. It sounds like
> you have just met one too many schmucks. You
> should take a risk in your next relationship -
> don't go after the same shaved chest, CL posting
> tool bag types - branch out a bit and you might
> surprise yourself.
... except that decent, honest, reliable guys with good personalities get put in the friend zone almost immediately, so they can be a shoulder to cry on after another shaved-chest-on-Craigslist douche breaks her heart. You know, because they'd hate to ruin the friendship.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:00PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Wahhh
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:01PM
so true.
MrMephisto Wrote:
> ... except that decent, honest, reliable guys with
> good personalities get put in the friend zone
> almost immediately, so they can be a shoulder to
> cry on after another shaved-chest-on-Craigslist
> douche breaks her heart. You know, because they'd
> hate to ruin the friendship.
MrMephisto Wrote:
> ... except that decent, honest, reliable guys with
> good personalities get put in the friend zone
> almost immediately, so they can be a shoulder to
> cry on after another shaved-chest-on-Craigslist
> douche breaks her heart. You know, because they'd
> hate to ruin the friendship.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:02PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Wahhh
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:04PM
Did the tool read your post yet?
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:05PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Wahhh
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:06PM
And when he logs in, what will his screen name be?
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:07PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:09PM
Gwen Wrote:
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> I have a great guy friend like that. I wish I
> were attracted to him, but I'm not. Other than
> that, he would be the perfect boyfriend.
See, and that's my point; you'll take a ripped guy who needs the attention of other women on Craigslist over a guy who, by your own admission, would be perfect if only he were hotter. You put aesthetics over personality, and so did your boyfriend. This pattern will more than likely repeat itself over and over again until you change your priorities.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> I have a great guy friend like that. I wish I
> were attracted to him, but I'm not. Other than
> that, he would be the perfect boyfriend.
See, and that's my point; you'll take a ripped guy who needs the attention of other women on Craigslist over a guy who, by your own admission, would be perfect if only he were hotter. You put aesthetics over personality, and so did your boyfriend. This pattern will more than likely repeat itself over and over again until you change your priorities.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:11PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:12PM
It's pretty hot he posted his pec pic on CL, huh?
Oh wait, that point's already been made. Sorry.
(was I the only one that thought that pic looked..umm....ghey?)
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Oh wait, that point's already been made. Sorry.
(was I the only one that thought that pic looked..umm....ghey?)
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:13PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
pitchfork
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:19PM
unfortunately, personality wont get you dick in this world. especially not pussy
looks and attitude is the ticket
an attractive, desirable girl would choose a good looking total d-bag over a decent looking guy with a 10/10 personality.....any day of the week. Most will deny this of course
sa la vi
looks and attitude is the ticket
an attractive, desirable girl would choose a good looking total d-bag over a decent looking guy with a 10/10 personality.....any day of the week. Most will deny this of course
sa la vi
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Wahhh
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:20PM
Nope. you are just trying to justify your shallowness in the case of your "great guy friend"
Gwen Wrote:
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> Guys are shallow all the time, why can't women be
> sometimes?
Gwen Wrote:
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> Guys are shallow all the time, why can't women be
> sometimes?
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:20PM
Gwen Wrote:
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> Guys are shallow all the time, why can't women be
> sometimes?
Women can be as shallow as they want, but for the guys that aren't, it's a huge turn-off.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> Guys are shallow all the time, why can't women be
> sometimes?
Women can be as shallow as they want, but for the guys that aren't, it's a huge turn-off.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:21PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:23PM
pitchfork Wrote:
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> unfortunately, personality wont get you dick in
> this world. especially not pussy
>
> looks and attitude is the ticket
Charm goes a long way, too.
> an attractive, desirable girl would choose a good
> looking total d-bag over a decent looking guy with
> a 10/10 personality.....any day of the week. Most
> will deny this of course
Pretty much, yeah. Entire industries are based on this premise.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> unfortunately, personality wont get you dick in
> this world. especially not pussy
>
> looks and attitude is the ticket
Charm goes a long way, too.
> an attractive, desirable girl would choose a good
> looking total d-bag over a decent looking guy with
> a 10/10 personality.....any day of the week. Most
> will deny this of course
Pretty much, yeah. Entire industries are based on this premise.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
pitchfork
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:25PM
i've seen the show before
the girls judge the guys 90%+ based on the depth of their voice, and their height (which they are able to determine through touch).
nothing whatsover to do with personality or charm. all the show does is drive home generalizations about what truly attracts a woman to a man...... and it sure as hell aint none of that stupid personality BS.
the girls judge the guys 90%+ based on the depth of their voice, and their height (which they are able to determine through touch).
nothing whatsover to do with personality or charm. all the show does is drive home generalizations about what truly attracts a woman to a man...... and it sure as hell aint none of that stupid personality BS.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:26PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:28PM
Gwen Wrote:
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> Have any of you guys seen that reality show
> "Dating in the Dark"?
>
> Dating in the Dark is a unique alternative series
> that asks the age-old question, "Is Love Blind?"
> Each week, three single men and three single
> women, all looking for love, will move into a
> house together, but be totally sequestered from
> the opposite sex. While they will have no chance
> of seeing each other in the light, they will have
> the opportunity to date in a completely dark room.
> Looks will be taken out of the equation as the men
> and women get to know each other and form bonds in
> total darkness. After several days of dating in
> the darkroom, the participants will select the one
> member of the opposite sex that they want to see
> revealed in the light. For the first time, the
> participants will see whom they've been dating,
> wooing, kissing, snuggling with and forming bonds
> with. And after they see each other in the light
> for the first time, they have to make the
> difficult decision...do they stay with the person
> they fell for in the dark, or leave them behind?
> Hosted by Rossi Moreale
Neat concept, but the entire premise is flawed. The producers won't choose anybody that's blatantly unattractive, so going in, these 6 know they're not going to get stuck with a total lemon. Maybe not the first girl they would have hit on, but their friends won't rag them about that dog they were dating on that TV show.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> Have any of you guys seen that reality show
> "Dating in the Dark"?
>
> Dating in the Dark is a unique alternative series
> that asks the age-old question, "Is Love Blind?"
> Each week, three single men and three single
> women, all looking for love, will move into a
> house together, but be totally sequestered from
> the opposite sex. While they will have no chance
> of seeing each other in the light, they will have
> the opportunity to date in a completely dark room.
> Looks will be taken out of the equation as the men
> and women get to know each other and form bonds in
> total darkness. After several days of dating in
> the darkroom, the participants will select the one
> member of the opposite sex that they want to see
> revealed in the light. For the first time, the
> participants will see whom they've been dating,
> wooing, kissing, snuggling with and forming bonds
> with. And after they see each other in the light
> for the first time, they have to make the
> difficult decision...do they stay with the person
> they fell for in the dark, or leave them behind?
> Hosted by Rossi Moreale
Neat concept, but the entire premise is flawed. The producers won't choose anybody that's blatantly unattractive, so going in, these 6 know they're not going to get stuck with a total lemon. Maybe not the first girl they would have hit on, but their friends won't rag them about that dog they were dating on that TV show.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:29PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:34PM
I changed my mind. Post your pictures so we can all be shallow together.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
pitchfork
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:35PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I changed my mind. Post your pictures so we can
> all be shallow together.
srsly
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> I changed my mind. Post your pictures so we can
> all be shallow together.
srsly
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:36PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Vince(!)
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:40PM
Well if thats what you are looking for Im fertile. Im full of sperms just waiting to make you an octo mom. Come on down and we can solve your self image problems all at once by me knocking you up, down, sideways and back! Reverse cowgirl style, missionary, brazillian airplane or anyway you WANT!
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Melon Coli
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:40PM
Gwen,
If you have to ask yourself this question, then, yes...and it becomes a rhetorical question.
If you have to ask yourself this question, then, yes...and it becomes a rhetorical question.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:47PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Vince(!)
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:52PM
but if deep down every woman is looking for the fertile male, when she is fertile herself to mate with and provide for offspring. To follow your example to its logical conclusion you SHOULDNT be looking for a douchebag who would bang you and leave you you should be looking for a provider.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Vince(!)
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:52PM
and here I am! READY and WILLING to Impregnate you and PROVIDE for the offspring.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:53PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:54PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
ferfux
()
Date: October 02, 2009 04:56PM
bye Gwen! mail me your CL ad when you put it up!
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: October 04, 2009 09:29AM
Hmm.... for all of his other posts, stoner is conspicuously missing from this topic. Perhaps this is the answer as to why he has gone off the deep end?
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 04, 2009 10:59AM
Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Hmm.... for all of his other posts, stoner is
> conspicuously missing from this topic. Perhaps
> this is the answer as to why he has gone off the
> deep end?
No, it's just that this thread is about girls, and that class is next semester.
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> Hmm.... for all of his other posts, stoner is
> conspicuously missing from this topic. Perhaps
> this is the answer as to why he has gone off the
> deep end?
No, it's just that this thread is about girls, and that class is next semester.
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: October 04, 2009 01:20PM
Gwen Wrote:
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> This isn't the exact photo, but basically the same
> thing. He has a bunch of them. He probably uses
> them on CL all the time.
ffxstoner Wrote:
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> Well lets see i am in shape workout daily i rep
> 260 i am 6'1, Little to no acne.
If his self-appraisal is close... and his conspicuous absence from the thread.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
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> This isn't the exact photo, but basically the same
> thing. He has a bunch of them. He probably uses
> them on CL all the time.
ffxstoner Wrote:
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> Well lets see i am in shape workout daily i rep
> 260 i am 6'1, Little to no acne.
If his self-appraisal is close... and his conspicuous absence from the thread.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: October 04, 2009 05:33PM
Interesting theory... that could also explain the hair up his ass he's been reacting to lately.
Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Gwen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This isn't the exact photo, but basically the
> same
> > thing. He has a bunch of them. He probably
> uses
> > them on CL all the time.
>
> ffxstoner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well lets see i am in shape workout daily i rep
> > 260 i am 6'1, Little to no acne.
>
> If his self-appraisal is close... and his
> conspicuous absence from the thread.
Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Gwen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This isn't the exact photo, but basically the
> same
> > thing. He has a bunch of them. He probably
> uses
> > them on CL all the time.
>
> ffxstoner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well lets see i am in shape workout daily i rep
> > 260 i am 6'1, Little to no acne.
>
> If his self-appraisal is close... and his
> conspicuous absence from the thread.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 04, 2009 05:41PM
And he is a douchebag/tool.
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: October 04, 2009 08:06PM
I'd hate to be Gwen right now if he is "the one" we are speaking of.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Serious question
()
Date: October 04, 2009 08:13PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> And he is a douchebag/tool.
Serious question: what do people mean when they call somebody a "tool"?
I could look it up on urban dictionary, but I find that a dubious resource, sometimes helpful, but too many sketchy multiple definitions.
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> And he is a douchebag/tool.
Serious question: what do people mean when they call somebody a "tool"?
I could look it up on urban dictionary, but I find that a dubious resource, sometimes helpful, but too many sketchy multiple definitions.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 04, 2009 09:11PM
In my definition, a tool is someone that only serves a function, not a purpose.
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Serious question
()
Date: October 04, 2009 09:35PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> In my definition, a tool is someone that only
> serves a function, not a purpose.
Well, thanks, but that's not particularly helpful.
Purpose vs. function: it seems like a distinction without a difference. An example would be helpful.
The word "tool" is obviously very derogatory. But to say someone "serves a function, not a purpose," how is that derogatory?
I broke down and looked it up on urban dictionary. Not surprisingly, the proferred definitions are at least as confusing as they are enlightening.
Thus:
1. One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
Comment: How does that fit with the title of this thread, where the boyfriend seems to be the user (rather than being used), and not really a fool, as such (although he made a tactical blunder by using CL).
2. someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
Comment: This sort of makes sense -- I mean, I understand the kind of person being described here -- but I don't see how it fits the person described in the title of this thread.
-- In short, what did the OP mean when she called her boyfriend a "tool," rather than, I don't know, a jackass, a two-timer, a douchebag, whatever...?
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> In my definition, a tool is someone that only
> serves a function, not a purpose.
Well, thanks, but that's not particularly helpful.
Purpose vs. function: it seems like a distinction without a difference. An example would be helpful.
The word "tool" is obviously very derogatory. But to say someone "serves a function, not a purpose," how is that derogatory?
I broke down and looked it up on urban dictionary. Not surprisingly, the proferred definitions are at least as confusing as they are enlightening.
Thus:
1. One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
Comment: How does that fit with the title of this thread, where the boyfriend seems to be the user (rather than being used), and not really a fool, as such (although he made a tactical blunder by using CL).
2. someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
Comment: This sort of makes sense -- I mean, I understand the kind of person being described here -- but I don't see how it fits the person described in the title of this thread.
-- In short, what did the OP mean when she called her boyfriend a "tool," rather than, I don't know, a jackass, a two-timer, a douchebag, whatever...?
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: October 04, 2009 09:37PM
think of it as the new form of jackass and moron pooled into a new name to identify folks who are too self-centered to realize how much of an asshole they are.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 04, 2009 09:38PM
Serious question Wrote:
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> -- In short, what did the OP mean when she called
> her boyfriend a "tool," rather than, I don't know,
> a jackass, a two-timer, a douchebag, whatever...?
I don't know. She probably just uses it synonymously with the phrases you mentioned. You'll have to ask her.
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> -- In short, what did the OP mean when she called
> her boyfriend a "tool," rather than, I don't know,
> a jackass, a two-timer, a douchebag, whatever...?
I don't know. She probably just uses it synonymously with the phrases you mentioned. You'll have to ask her.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
A Serious Man
()
Date: October 04, 2009 10:00PM
Registered Voter Wrote:
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> think of it as the new form of jackass and moron
> pooled into a new name to identify folks who are
> too self-centered to realize how much of an
> asshole they are.
Hmm... okay. That makes sense.
I realize slang is not necessarily logical (e.g., saying a pitcher's stuff is "filthy," i.e., very good), but I don't get how the word "tool" is applied to that kind of person.
I get "tool" as male organ, "tool" as dupe/stooge ("Bush was a tool of Rove and the Neocons"), but not "tool" in the sense used here.
Oh well, it's no biggie... just a little piece of popular culture I've been puzzled by the last year or so... probably a sign of advancing age/decrepitude.
Thanks to Mephisto and RV for their thoughts.
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> think of it as the new form of jackass and moron
> pooled into a new name to identify folks who are
> too self-centered to realize how much of an
> asshole they are.
Hmm... okay. That makes sense.
I realize slang is not necessarily logical (e.g., saying a pitcher's stuff is "filthy," i.e., very good), but I don't get how the word "tool" is applied to that kind of person.
I get "tool" as male organ, "tool" as dupe/stooge ("Bush was a tool of Rove and the Neocons"), but not "tool" in the sense used here.
Oh well, it's no biggie... just a little piece of popular culture I've been puzzled by the last year or so... probably a sign of advancing age/decrepitude.
Thanks to Mephisto and RV for their thoughts.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Czar
()
Date: October 04, 2009 10:07PM
A Serious Man Wrote:
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> Registered Voter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > think of it as the new form of jackass and
> moron
> > pooled into a new name to identify folks who
> are
> > too self-centered to realize how much of an
> > asshole they are.
>
>
> Hmm... okay. That makes sense.
>
> I realize slang is not necessarily logical (e.g.,
> saying a pitcher's stuff is "filthy," i.e., very
> good), but I don't get how the word "tool" is
> applied to that kind of person.
>
> I get "tool" as male organ, "tool" as dupe/stooge
> ("Bush was a tool of Rove and the Neocons"), but
> not "tool" in the sense used here.
>
> Oh well, it's no biggie... just a little piece of
> popular culture I've been puzzled by the last year
> or so... probably a sign of advancing
> age/decrepitude.
>
> Thanks to Mephisto and RV for their thoughts.
in my generation a 'tool' is another name for a dick
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> Registered Voter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > think of it as the new form of jackass and
> moron
> > pooled into a new name to identify folks who
> are
> > too self-centered to realize how much of an
> > asshole they are.
>
>
> Hmm... okay. That makes sense.
>
> I realize slang is not necessarily logical (e.g.,
> saying a pitcher's stuff is "filthy," i.e., very
> good), but I don't get how the word "tool" is
> applied to that kind of person.
>
> I get "tool" as male organ, "tool" as dupe/stooge
> ("Bush was a tool of Rove and the Neocons"), but
> not "tool" in the sense used here.
>
> Oh well, it's no biggie... just a little piece of
> popular culture I've been puzzled by the last year
> or so... probably a sign of advancing
> age/decrepitude.
>
> Thanks to Mephisto and RV for their thoughts.
in my generation a 'tool' is another name for a dick
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Sirius
()
Date: October 04, 2009 10:22PM
Czar Wrote:
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> in my generation a 'tool' is another name for a
> dick
Okay. I guess when I see the word it seems to suggest more than just dick - there seems to be another layer of meaning -- such as, not merely a dick, but a phony. Perhaps "tool" is the 21st century equivalent of Salinger/Caulfield's "phony".
More data to add to the mix: http://www.fluther.com/disc/31542/what-is-a-tool/
The meaning of the word does seem to be somewhat in a state of flux, seeing the different ways people define it. Perhaps it has more of a fixed meaning for certain age groups - within the specific cultural mix/ephemera of that cohort - but loses its meaning to an extent outside that cohort.
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> in my generation a 'tool' is another name for a
> dick
Okay. I guess when I see the word it seems to suggest more than just dick - there seems to be another layer of meaning -- such as, not merely a dick, but a phony. Perhaps "tool" is the 21st century equivalent of Salinger/Caulfield's "phony".
More data to add to the mix: http://www.fluther.com/disc/31542/what-is-a-tool/
The meaning of the word does seem to be somewhat in a state of flux, seeing the different ways people define it. Perhaps it has more of a fixed meaning for certain age groups - within the specific cultural mix/ephemera of that cohort - but loses its meaning to an extent outside that cohort.
s
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: October 04, 2009 10:24PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
()
Date: October 04, 2009 10:29PM
It probably would have been better if Gwen had titled her thread "Is My Boyfriend a Worthless Piece of Shit Like Inkahootz".
Everyone would have understood instantly; no explanations required.
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Everyone would have understood instantly; no explanations required.
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: October 04, 2009 10:34PM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Querulous
()
Date: October 04, 2009 10:58PM
Some of the many different uses of the word "tool".
"Have you guys heard about this Michael Phelps character? Get this. He’s a 23-year old stoner who likes playing beer pong and hitting water bongs at house parties. Not only that, but these are state school house parties. What a tool."
"Check out the keffiyah. What a tool."
"The UWV mascot, mountaineer. What a tool"
"I’m not a big Zsa Zsa fan but no one deserves to have their husband tell the whole world that he didn’t marry you for love and that rather than divorcing you, he tried to get you to sign adoption papers for the chick he was banging, and was still mad you refused. What a tool!"
"I do believe this is the first photo of my brother and I as adults that I've ever posted here. Look at him. What a tool. A chiseled, handsome, successful tool. God damn him."
"Favorite Christmas picture: This one from many years ago because it shows a bunch of my family. Most importantly, though, it shows my nephew being a HUGE baby when everyone else is having a blast. What a tool."
"What a tool, eh?"
"WHAT A TOOL!"
"What a tool. Self-important, glad-handing, pneumatic, what else am I missing. Let's try narcissistic, superficial, insecure and inept"
"Tom Sherak has been responsible of late for many of the worst decisions by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences. Heck, this guy helped run Revolution Studios into the ground. Now he's going to do the same thing with AMPAS. What a tool. What a moronic Board Of Governors."
"Have you guys heard about this Michael Phelps character? Get this. He’s a 23-year old stoner who likes playing beer pong and hitting water bongs at house parties. Not only that, but these are state school house parties. What a tool."
"Check out the keffiyah. What a tool."
"The UWV mascot, mountaineer. What a tool"
"I’m not a big Zsa Zsa fan but no one deserves to have their husband tell the whole world that he didn’t marry you for love and that rather than divorcing you, he tried to get you to sign adoption papers for the chick he was banging, and was still mad you refused. What a tool!"
"I do believe this is the first photo of my brother and I as adults that I've ever posted here. Look at him. What a tool. A chiseled, handsome, successful tool. God damn him."
"Favorite Christmas picture: This one from many years ago because it shows a bunch of my family. Most importantly, though, it shows my nephew being a HUGE baby when everyone else is having a blast. What a tool."
"What a tool, eh?"
"WHAT A TOOL!"
"What a tool. Self-important, glad-handing, pneumatic, what else am I missing. Let's try narcissistic, superficial, insecure and inept"
"Tom Sherak has been responsible of late for many of the worst decisions by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences. Heck, this guy helped run Revolution Studios into the ground. Now he's going to do the same thing with AMPAS. What a tool. What a moronic Board Of Governors."
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: October 04, 2009 11:10PM
Seriously stoner, wtf is up with this stupid page spam you are doing now?
Just acting out? Or you lose your meds? Maybe a little over medication maybe? While you may have a hard-on for Gravis, do you need to spread your BS to all the threads you touch?
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Just acting out? Or you lose your meds? Maybe a little over medication maybe? While you may have a hard-on for Gravis, do you need to spread your BS to all the threads you touch?
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: October 04, 2009 11:30PM
I've been puzzled about the word "douchebag" myself... I can certainly identify one, but I am unsure how the word came about. I've always considered it more of a humorous thing to call someone rather than an actual insult.
Do you think "douchebag" is synonymous with "tool" in the context it was used in this thread?
Do you think "douchebag" is synonymous with "tool" in the context it was used in this thread?
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Czar
()
Date: October 04, 2009 11:30PM
yo maybe ffx stoner got caught up and can't smoke any weeeddd. some ppl need their weed.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: October 05, 2009 12:42AM
NGT Wrote:
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> lol...5'9"..what, is he in seventh grade? In
> either case, he is a miserable lowlife scumbag
Lol, and what are you, a got damn Giraffe?
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> lol...5'9"..what, is he in seventh grade? In
> either case, he is a miserable lowlife scumbag
Lol, and what are you, a got damn Giraffe?
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: October 05, 2009 12:46AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> In my definition, a tool is someone that only
> serves a function, not a purpose.
Sounds like the best definition. Be certain to submit it to Webster.
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> In my definition, a tool is someone that only
> serves a function, not a purpose.
Sounds like the best definition. Be certain to submit it to Webster.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: October 05, 2009 12:52AM
Gwen Wrote:
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> It doesn't feel good, to feel like your boyfriend
> is a tool. It doesn't feel good to have to move
> out of a house that has been your home for the
> past year. It doesn't feel good to have to leave
> behind a dog that changed you from hating dogs, to
> wanting one of your own. It doesn't feel good to
> feel your heart breaking...
Your mistake is an obvious and oft repeated one, you simply started acting like your bf was your husband. Living with him? Sharing a house, and dog, and you're not committed to stay together? That's a recipe for disaster.
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> It doesn't feel good, to feel like your boyfriend
> is a tool. It doesn't feel good to have to move
> out of a house that has been your home for the
> past year. It doesn't feel good to have to leave
> behind a dog that changed you from hating dogs, to
> wanting one of your own. It doesn't feel good to
> feel your heart breaking...
Your mistake is an obvious and oft repeated one, you simply started acting like your bf was your husband. Living with him? Sharing a house, and dog, and you're not committed to stay together? That's a recipe for disaster.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 05, 2009 10:51AM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Dr. Fill
()
Date: October 05, 2009 10:56AM
Gwen Wrote:
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> Looks like you guys were busy this weekend.
>
> Yes, I use tool in place of Douchebag, Asshole,
> Jackass, Narcissist, etc.
>
> An update: Told the tool on Friday that I would
> be moving out. I was out of town this weekend.
> He sent me sappy texts, did my laundry, dropped me
> off and picked me up from the airport, and made
> dinner for me on Sunday...
>
> ...but it's "too little, too late".
At least your clothes are clean when you pack them. Sappy texts....I bet he cried like a baby all weekend.
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> Looks like you guys were busy this weekend.
>
> Yes, I use tool in place of Douchebag, Asshole,
> Jackass, Narcissist, etc.
>
> An update: Told the tool on Friday that I would
> be moving out. I was out of town this weekend.
> He sent me sappy texts, did my laundry, dropped me
> off and picked me up from the airport, and made
> dinner for me on Sunday...
>
> ...but it's "too little, too late".
At least your clothes are clean when you pack them. Sappy texts....I bet he cried like a baby all weekend.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
()
Date: October 05, 2009 11:16AM
Dr. Fill Wrote:
> At least your clothes are clean when you pack
> them. Sappy texts....I bet he cried like a baby
> all weekend.
OR started 73 "outing" threads on here between dryer cycles.
That's a lotta laundry.
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
> At least your clothes are clean when you pack
> them. Sappy texts....I bet he cried like a baby
> all weekend.
OR started 73 "outing" threads on here between dryer cycles.
That's a lotta laundry.
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: October 05, 2009 01:58PM
Here's a tool...
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Fairfax Underground: The Toolbelt?
()
Date: October 05, 2009 07:40PM
Another definition (which segues into an archetypal FU exchange about halfway through):
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: October 06, 2009 12:00AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Here's a tool...
>
>
LOL, man, I was waiting to post that.
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> Here's a tool...
>
>
LOL, man, I was waiting to post that.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: October 06, 2009 12:06AM
"Happy Birthday to the Ground! I threw the rest of the cake too. Welcome to the Real World Jackass."
HAHAHAHAHA, too damn funny.
HAHAHAHAHA, too damn funny.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
TefD187
()
Date: October 06, 2009 08:02AM
I am sorry gwen. I was wrong for posting on cl. And this song is for you gwenny bear. I know its too late, but I will always love you.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
§
()
Date: October 07, 2009 04:43PM
Who calls other people "Narcissists?"
I can't imagine someone rolling down their car window yelling, "Narcissist!!!!" at the top of their lungs. I think I would have to pull over and bitch slap them.
I can't imagine someone rolling down their car window yelling, "Narcissist!!!!" at the top of their lungs. I think I would have to pull over and bitch slap them.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
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Date: October 07, 2009 08:19PM
I think it's about time for a Gwen status report.
Gwen, what say ya?
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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Gwen, what say ya?
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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
()
Date: October 08, 2009 09:07AM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
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Date: October 08, 2009 09:09AM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
Gwen
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Date: October 08, 2009 11:56AM
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Re: Is my boyfriend a tool?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 08, 2009 12:00PM
Gwen Wrote:
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> Apparently the tool is upset that I posted this
> and wants me to have the thread removed. Is that
> even possible?
>
> Who do I need to contact?
The bigger question is, why would you want to? The tool hasn't been identified, and you're a woman scorned.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> Apparently the tool is upset that I posted this
> and wants me to have the thread removed. Is that
> even possible?
>
> Who do I need to contact?
The bigger question is, why would you want to? The tool hasn't been identified, and you're a woman scorned.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.