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How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:29PM

I'm just wondering , not to be rude.

Im confused when people say I have an accent anyway, its so mild. And this is how I was taught to speak because I'm from Loudoun County, Virginia


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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:33PM

No one in Loudoun County talks like that, same for Richmond, or even the deep south. That accent is part of your "Southern Gentleman" act.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:35PM

Thats just silly. No two people talk alike anyway. What makes you an authority on accents? I hardly have any type of accent- its a very mild Northern Virginia one. Have you ever been to Loudoun County? Most people there thought I had no accent at all.


This is what Richmonders sound like anyway:

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:37PM

Loudouneer Wrote:
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>
> This is what Richmonders sound like anyway:
>


No, that is some old recording you found of two old black women talking.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:41PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Loudouneer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > This is what Richmonders sound like anyway:
> >
>
>
> No, that is some old recording you found of two
> old black women talking.

No, that is my grandmother talking. She is from Richmond . She was white. The other lady is black. But they are Both from Richmond That is how Richmonders talk.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:41PM


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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:44PM

eesh Wrote:
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>

Here's a man with a real Tidewater accent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RzVKCWXrRA



Yer obviously hung up about Virginia and how you dont want it to be part of the South. If it bothers you so much, move north. My accent is not fake, and my ancestors have been here since the 1600s.

Sorry if it offends you.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:46PM

Do you ever worry about normal things, like having a job or paying bills?

Seriously, who cares about this whole southern culture thing?

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Mosby ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:47PM

I remember when Fairfax HS's banner was the Confederate Flag. (Go Rebels!)
The South shall rise again!

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:48PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Do you ever worry about normal things, like having
> a job or paying bills?
>
> Seriously, who cares about this whole southern
> culture thing?

I have many other interests, I just dont think its nice to call someone a fake.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Date: September 29, 2009 03:54PM

Loudouneer Wrote:
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> I'm just wondering , not to be rude.
>
> Im confused when people say I have an accent
> anyway, its so mild. And this is how I was taught
> to speak because I'm from Loudoun County,
> Virginia
>
>

"Great place to get vegetables." Yeah. Like any of those find their way into your pie hole.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:57PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Loudouneer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm just wondering , not to be rude.
> >
> > Im confused when people say I have an accent
> > anyway, its so mild. And this is how I was
> taught
> > to speak because I'm from Loudoun County,
> > Virginia
> >
> >
>
> "Great place to get vegetables." Yeah. Like any of
> those find their way into your pie hole.

Ill have you know I eat very healthy. I switched from Coco to Fruity Pebbles!

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:59PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: September 29, 2009 05:13PM

fake.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Realist ()
Date: September 29, 2009 05:14PM

Honestly, I dont think it sounds fake. However, I find it hard to believe you would have such a strong Virginia accent living in Loudoun County, being that you are only 30 years old.

You sound more like someone from Front Royal anyway.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 29, 2009 05:35PM

Meade, that video "A Taste of Richmond" showed your home address. Hope there aren't any stalker types on this forum.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 29, 2009 05:38PM

Meade's become the Pillsbury Dough boy

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer ()
Date: September 29, 2009 05:38PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Meade, that video "A Taste of Richmond" showed
> your home address. Hope there aren't any stalker
> types on this forum.


Surely my "fake" "accent" will keep them away.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 29, 2009 05:48PM

Loudouneer Wrote:
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>
> Surely my "fake" "accent" will keep them away.


I take it Ernest is your father.....

ERNEST P HAUFE
2215 FLOYD AVE
RICHMOND, VA 23220


(804) 359-0214

Street Address: 2215 FLOYD AVE Richmond, VA 23220-4405
Owner: HAUFE ERNEST P
Mailing Address: 2215 FLOYD AVE, RICHMOND 2322000000
Association Name :
Parent Parcel ID:
Assessment Area: 216 - Fan District
Property Class: 120 - R Two Story
Zoning District: R-6 - Residential (Single Family Attached)
Exemption Code:
Current Assessment
Land Value: $99,900
Improvement Value: $320,400
Total Value: $420,300
Area Tax: $0
Special Assessment District:




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/29/2009 05:48PM by eesh.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 29, 2009 05:54PM

a speech impediment is not an accent. sorry to break the news, but someone had to do it.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: September 29, 2009 07:39PM


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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 29, 2009 11:11PM

I've never heard anyone native to Loudoun County sound like someone native to Richmond/Petersburg/Emporia.

I can usually tell what part of the South someone is from by their accent, and in general, Southern Virginia is akin to much of North Carolina. as opposed to South Carolina for instance, where you begin to pick up a deeper accent on par with Georgia and so forth.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: September 29, 2009 11:16PM

Seriously though, accent aside, wtf is up with this "looking into the distance" thing you have going on? Like you are communing with God or his angels when you are singing? What kind of accents do they have? LOL

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 29, 2009 11:46PM

Loudouneer Wrote:
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> Thats just silly. No two people talk alike anyway.
> What makes you an authority on accents? I hardly
> have any type of accent- its a very mild Northern
> Virginia one. Have you ever been to Loudoun
> County? Most people there thought I had no accent
> at all.
>
>
> This is what Richmonders sound like anyway:
>


That is dead on.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer2 ()
Date: September 30, 2009 02:40AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> I've never heard anyone native to Loudoun County
> sound like someone native to
> Richmond/Petersburg/Emporia.
>
> I can usually tell what part of the South someone
> is from by their accent, and in general, Southern
> Virginia is akin to much of North Carolina. as
> opposed to South Carolina for instance, where you
> begin to pick up a deeper accent on par with
> Georgia and so forth.


They would if their parents are from Southern Virginia.

Loudoun County has an accent that is more similar to the Shenandoah Valley for some reason. Some parts of Loudoun County border on Appalachia. In Eastern Loudoun, however, there are a lot of Mexican thugs, so you get a mix of Hispanic Ghetto in there, lol

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer4 ()
Date: September 30, 2009 02:48AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Loudouneer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thats just silly. No two people talk alike
> anyway.
> > What makes you an authority on accents? I
> hardly
> > have any type of accent- its a very mild
> Northern
> > Virginia one. Have you ever been to Loudoun
> > County? Most people there thought I had no
> accent
> > at all.
> >
> >
> > This is what Richmonders sound like anyway:
> >
>
>
> That is dead on.


I forgot to mention, that although I grew up in Loudoun, I moved to Richmond when I was 18, have parents and family from Richmond as well as most all of Tidewater Virginia, and spent my early summers with older relatives from Norfolk, etc. I was bound to pick up some of their accent.

I had very little friends growing up, so my Loudoun County peers most of whom sounded like California surfer dudes and dudettes, had little to no effect on my native Virginia speech.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 30, 2009 02:53AM

ha, hu ha, ha. that esplains it all

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 30, 2009 03:01AM

Who the fuck cares about all this Meade? There is actually a world outside of Virginia. No one is impressed with your amateur phonology.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 30, 2009 03:37AM


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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer6 ()
Date: September 30, 2009 02:11PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Who the fuck cares about all this Meade? There is
> actually a world outside of Virginia. No one is
> impressed with your amateur phonology.


Because if you say its fake, then you know nothing about linguistics.

Because I barely have any "accent" anyway, its a crying shame you would think that they way I talk would contradict my Loudoun upbringing. You must think Loudoun people sound like Gilbert Godfreed or Jerry Seinfeld??

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 30, 2009 02:13PM

I actually know more people with Jersey/NY accents living in Loudoun than I do people with southern accents.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer7 ()
Date: September 30, 2009 02:33PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I actually know more people with Jersey/NY accents
> living in Loudoun than I do people with southern
> accents.


Yeah, and I'm sure they're native to the area (sarcasm)

Growing up, I never knew anyone with a NY/NJ accent from Loudoun county.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer8 ()
Date: September 30, 2009 02:38PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I actually know more people with Jersey/NY accents
> living in Loudoun than I do people with southern
> accents.

This is what a Northern Virginia accent sounds like:


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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 30, 2009 02:58PM

Meade, as Meeper said yesterday, do you ever worry about real problems? When your father dies, where will you go? I guess you could inherit the house, but since you have no job, you can't pay taxes or utilities, food, etc.

The starving artist act only works in your early twenties Meade. No one is impressed by your refusal to be employed.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 30, 2009 03:06PM

eesh Wrote:
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>
> Meade, as Meeper said yesterday, do you ever worry about real problems?


He has many other interests.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Date: September 30, 2009 03:45PM

How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer ()
Date: September 29, 2009 03:29PM

Meade-

Everything about you is fake. Your accent. Your stylish wardrobe. Your popularity with the ladies. And, most of all, your so-called love of "Sweet Tea."

We know what "Sweet Tea" is code for. I won't divulge it here, but let's just say the real meaning also involves the use of sugar and tea bagging.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer8 ()
Date: September 30, 2009 04:00PM

I'm a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.


WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> How is my "accent" fake?
> Posted by: Loudouneer ()
> Date: September 29, 2009 03:29PM
>
> Meade-
>
> Everything about you is fake. Your accent. Your
> stylish wardrobe. Your popularity with the ladies.
> And, most of all, your so-called love of "Sweet
> Tea."
>
> We know what "Sweet Tea" is code for. I won't
> divulge it here, but let's just say the real
> meaning also involves the use of sugar and tea
> bagging.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer9 ()
Date: September 30, 2009 04:55PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> How is my "accent" fake?
> Posted by: Loudouneer ()
> Date: September 29, 2009 03:29PM
>
> Meade-
>
> Everything about you is fake. Your accent. Your
> stylish wardrobe. Your popularity with the ladies.
> And, most of all, your so-called love of "Sweet
> Tea."
>
> We know what "Sweet Tea" is code for. I won't
> divulge it here, but let's just say the real
> meaning also involves the use of sugar and tea
> bagging.


How is my accent fake? I barely even have one. Its sad if people think Loudoun county is that Northern.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Realist ()
Date: September 30, 2009 05:32PM

To Meade's credit- I have heard people from Loudoun County with his accent. Of course, they were all over 70 years old...

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: September 30, 2009 07:09PM

Why is his voice so effeminate? It sounds forced, but I don't know why any straight guy would do that. Is it possible that he lost his testicles in a terrible accident? That would explain his "man tits." And I'd actually feel really bad for the guy. Maybe he could join a Richmond fight club to regain his masculinity.

EDIT: I know that others have suggested that Meade is gay, however he would never allow himself to adopt any homosexual stereotypes as his religious upbringing doesn't seem to allow him to make his own decisions.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/30/2009 07:12PM by Genevieve.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 30, 2009 07:21PM

Plus, he is a strict Southern Baptist, and we all know there is no way a religous person can be gay.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Loudouneer17 ()
Date: September 30, 2009 07:23PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> Why is his voice so effeminate? It sounds forced,
> but I don't know why any straight guy would do
> that. Is it possible that he lost his testicles
> in a terrible accident? That would explain his
> "man tits." And I'd actually feel really bad for
> the guy. Maybe he could join a Richmond fight
> club to regain his masculinity.
>
> EDIT: I know that others have suggested that Meade
> is gay, however he would never allow himself to
> adopt any homosexual stereotypes as his religious
> upbringing doesn't seem to allow him to make his
> own decisions.

Meade does not sound effeminate at all. He sounds very manly. He sounds just like Ewan McGregor or Tom Selleck.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: September 30, 2009 07:27PM

All I hear is a gay lisp.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 30, 2009 07:27PM

The saddest thing about Meade is that his routine, his schtick, his persona, whatever you want to call it, hasn't changed in seven fucking years. It's the same bad joke today as it was on the first message board I saw him invade.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 30, 2009 07:29PM

Loudouneer17 Wrote:
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>
> Meade does not sound effeminate at all. He sounds
> very manly. He sounds just like Ewan McGregor or
> Tom Selleck.



Talking in third person now?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 30, 2009 07:36PM

Mofo Wrote:
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> All I hear is a gay lisp.


file.php?40,file=7546,filename=BabyMeade

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Coke-aholic ()
Date: November 18, 2012 10:18AM

Everything about you is fake. Your accent. Your > stylish wardrobe. Your popularity with the ladies. > And, most of all, your so-called love of "Sweet > Tea."


Sweet Tea was panned as the worst song on Meade Music. I agree.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: Patient Eesh-plaination. ()
Date: November 18, 2012 11:33AM

In other words, despite over 3 years of effort, eesh has not been able to sufficiently embarrass, humiliate or intimidate Meade Skelton Haufe to dissuade him from continuing to post on Fairfax Underground.

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Re: How is my "accent" fake?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 18, 2012 01:28PM

Patient Eesh-plaination. Wrote:
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> In other words, despite over 3 years of effort,
> eesh has not been able to sufficiently embarrass,
> humiliate or intimidate Meade Skelton Haufe to
> dissuade him from continuing to post on Fairfax
> Underground.




No, not really Chuck. I don't care if Meade posts here, I don't even care if you post here. If I really wanted you to stop posting, I would have simply printed and mailed Sandra all your posts where you called her a "fucking bitch."

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