Inauguration Talent Lineup so far
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Talent Agent
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Date: December 24, 2016 06:25AM
* Kid Rock, pretend trailer trash most famous for singing a song whose lyrics are, and I quote: "Ball widdaball uh bangurang diggy diggy, ugga fugga wugga and don't drop the boogie."
* Ted Nugent, a pedophile most famous for shitting his pants to get out of the draft, and singing a song whose lyrics are, and I quote: "Wang dang, sweet poon tang."
* Some runner up nobody has heard of from a show that's a rip-off of the rip-off of American Idol.
* Four of the Rockettes. Trump will grab their pussies as they do their kicks.
That oughtta keep the mouthbreathers entertained. Maybe they can get Meade Skelton and Prussian Blue to play too.