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What I do at work
Posted by: creepy creeper creeping ()
Date: October 20, 2016 08:20PM

I work for a building management firm that manages the hq for a fortune 500 company in the Tyson's area. There are over probably 500 employees and at least 300 of smokin hot just out of college sorority babes. I manage the reception desk, and they have to sign in before entering their offices. I don't have much to do, so I compile a list of the hottest ones, I find their facebook/twitter/ snapchat profiles and create a "spankbank" catalog of my favorites to jerk off to.

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Re: What I do at work
Posted by: We know what you're really doing ()
Date: October 20, 2016 08:26PM

William, everyone knows that in reality you are looking at photos of their kids.

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Re: What I do at work
Posted by: Hi William ()
Date: October 20, 2016 08:29PM

At work? Haha that's a good one. You are sitting in your basement on that filthy bare mattress of yours.
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Re: What I do at work
Posted by: creepy creeper creeping ()
Date: October 20, 2016 08:33PM

I work for MicroStrategy. Certainly not on my bare cum stained mattress like moreno.

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Re: What I do at work
Posted by: its the mattress ()
Date: October 20, 2016 08:37PM

You first claimed that you worked for the building management company.

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Re: What I do at work
Posted by: Your William Moreno is showing ()
Date: October 20, 2016 08:38PM

creepy creeper creeping Wrote:
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> I work for MicroStrategy. Certainly not on my bare
> cum stained mattress like moreno.


Sure William. I bet attempting to jerk off your tiny penis counts as a "MicroStrategy"

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