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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: August 31, 2009 01:01AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:54AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:54AM by Alias.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: August 31, 2009 01:55AM
anything that has "so funny" in the name of it makes me believe it is truly funny.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: August 31, 2009 02:08AM
Seriously... How else will people know they're supposed to laugh...?
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> anything that has "so funny" in the name of it
> makes me believe it is truly funny.
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> anything that has "so funny" in the name of it
> makes me believe it is truly funny.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: August 31, 2009 02:10AM
the URL at the bottom of the video says it all...
www.youtube.com/thevoiceofalexjones
I enjoyed laughing at all of his conspiracy theories about George Bush for 8 years. Now he's ranting and raving about Obama.
He'll stay in business by flipping to whatever viewpoint the disenchanted hold at any given moment.
But he always sticks with the general theme of "The New World Order Illuminati Rothschild Bilderberger plot to enslave the world", but if there's a republican in office, he goes one way, if there's a democrat in office, he goes the other way.
Don't get me wrong, corporatists will eventually create a one world government, but only to maximize profits, seek efficiencies of scale and to keep increasing the returns to investors, not as some fiendish plot.
www.youtube.com/thevoiceofalexjones
I enjoyed laughing at all of his conspiracy theories about George Bush for 8 years. Now he's ranting and raving about Obama.
He'll stay in business by flipping to whatever viewpoint the disenchanted hold at any given moment.
But he always sticks with the general theme of "The New World Order Illuminati Rothschild Bilderberger plot to enslave the world", but if there's a republican in office, he goes one way, if there's a democrat in office, he goes the other way.
Don't get me wrong, corporatists will eventually create a one world government, but only to maximize profits, seek efficiencies of scale and to keep increasing the returns to investors, not as some fiendish plot.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: August 31, 2009 02:12AM
It may have the same devastating consequences as a fiendish plot...
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Don't get me wrong, corporatists will eventually
> create a one world government, but only to
> maximize profits, seek efficiencies of scale and
> to keep increasing the returns to investors, not
> as some fiendish plot.
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Don't get me wrong, corporatists will eventually
> create a one world government, but only to
> maximize profits, seek efficiencies of scale and
> to keep increasing the returns to investors, not
> as some fiendish plot.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: August 31, 2009 02:33AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:52AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:52AM by Alias.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: August 31, 2009 02:37AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> It may have the same devastating consequences as a
> fiendish plot...
>
No doubt. But all the conspiracy theorists are not going to solve that problem by continuing the partisan bickering.
It's a natural progression that can only be altered, avoided or channeled in a healthy way if people stop getting behind the bulwarks of their party hoping for a final showdown between the liberals and the conservatives.
This same Alex Jones had all the left wingers worked into a frenzy about 9/11 being an inside job, about the MCA being the bill that would institute marshall law in the land, about how Neil Bush owned the security company that had the contract for the World Trade Center, and all sorts of other things that royally pissed off all the right wingers who are now just as blindly getting worked up into a frenzy by Alex Jones over Obama being a Kenyan Marxist Granny Killer who wants to enslave americans by giving them access to health care.
Anyone who has been paying attention to Alex Jones, from the sidelines, should readily understand that both of these party "loyalist" fringe lunatic groups are easily manipulated, can be brought to a frothing boil with hyperbole and hitting the right sensitive keywords, and neither are intelligent enough to understand that they are both marionettes with the same guy pulling their strings. Alex Jones. When Bush was president, they hated him. Now that he's painting Obama as the bad guy, they LOVE him.
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> It may have the same devastating consequences as a
> fiendish plot...
>
No doubt. But all the conspiracy theorists are not going to solve that problem by continuing the partisan bickering.
It's a natural progression that can only be altered, avoided or channeled in a healthy way if people stop getting behind the bulwarks of their party hoping for a final showdown between the liberals and the conservatives.
This same Alex Jones had all the left wingers worked into a frenzy about 9/11 being an inside job, about the MCA being the bill that would institute marshall law in the land, about how Neil Bush owned the security company that had the contract for the World Trade Center, and all sorts of other things that royally pissed off all the right wingers who are now just as blindly getting worked up into a frenzy by Alex Jones over Obama being a Kenyan Marxist Granny Killer who wants to enslave americans by giving them access to health care.
Anyone who has been paying attention to Alex Jones, from the sidelines, should readily understand that both of these party "loyalist" fringe lunatic groups are easily manipulated, can be brought to a frothing boil with hyperbole and hitting the right sensitive keywords, and neither are intelligent enough to understand that they are both marionettes with the same guy pulling their strings. Alex Jones. When Bush was president, they hated him. Now that he's painting Obama as the bad guy, they LOVE him.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 31, 2009 02:43AM
At least other people feel the same way. There may be hope for America yet...
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> both of these party "loyalist"
> fringe lunatic groups are easily manipulated, can
> be brought to a frothing boil with hyperbole and
> hitting the right sensitive keywords, and neither
> are intelligent enough to understand that they are
> both marionettes...
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> both of these party "loyalist"
> fringe lunatic groups are easily manipulated, can
> be brought to a frothing boil with hyperbole and
> hitting the right sensitive keywords, and neither
> are intelligent enough to understand that they are
> both marionettes...
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: August 31, 2009 03:27AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:51AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:51AM by Alias.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: August 31, 2009 03:31AM
what's this "threw" you speak of?
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: August 31, 2009 03:33AM
Yeah right... Who has great-grandparents?
Alias Wrote:
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> Liar. If you have trouble finding the meaning of
> this word, ask your great-grandparents, if they're
> still alive.
Alias Wrote:
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> Liar. If you have trouble finding the meaning of
> this word, ask your great-grandparents, if they're
> still alive.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: August 31, 2009 03:55AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:49AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:49AM by Alias.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: August 31, 2009 04:01AM
seriously quit using words i dont understand, like "children", "neighborhood", "old people". what the fuck kind of language are you speaking. sometimes i feel like i dont even know you Alias.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: August 31, 2009 04:16AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:49AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:49AM by Alias.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: August 31, 2009 04:17AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Turtle,
>
> Search your neighborhood for old people and ask
> them to define the word, liar.
>
> Do this fast, before the ones not already herded
> into nursing homes are found and shipped off.
>
> Children, let's add another word to the homework
> assignment.
>
> Institutions.
When Bush was in power, it was going to be the muslims and mexicans herded into camps and shipped off. Eventually, it was going to be all of us.
Now that Obama's in power, it's the elderly going to be herded into concentration camp sized nursing homes. (you do realize that it would take camps to herd all the old people, not just a few nursing homes, don't you? You have stopped getting all worked up by the pundits long enough to actually think about it, haven't you?)
This is just silly. You are reacting emotionally to something that probably doesn't even affect you, but you are absolutely scared that this is going to happen.
STOP. Take a few deep breaths. Tune out the pundits. Start thinking for yourself.
The world isn't going to end tomorrow. You have time to think this stuff through with a little bit more reasoning, and you should be able to realize that most of what you are hearing is being hammered into your head by people who make money hammering this shit into your head.
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> Turtle,
>
> Search your neighborhood for old people and ask
> them to define the word, liar.
>
> Do this fast, before the ones not already herded
> into nursing homes are found and shipped off.
>
> Children, let's add another word to the homework
> assignment.
>
> Institutions.
When Bush was in power, it was going to be the muslims and mexicans herded into camps and shipped off. Eventually, it was going to be all of us.
Now that Obama's in power, it's the elderly going to be herded into concentration camp sized nursing homes. (you do realize that it would take camps to herd all the old people, not just a few nursing homes, don't you? You have stopped getting all worked up by the pundits long enough to actually think about it, haven't you?)
This is just silly. You are reacting emotionally to something that probably doesn't even affect you, but you are absolutely scared that this is going to happen.
STOP. Take a few deep breaths. Tune out the pundits. Start thinking for yourself.
The world isn't going to end tomorrow. You have time to think this stuff through with a little bit more reasoning, and you should be able to realize that most of what you are hearing is being hammered into your head by people who make money hammering this shit into your head.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: August 31, 2009 04:48AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:48AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:48AM by Alias.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: August 31, 2009 04:55AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Thurston,
>
> We ARE throwing away our old people and we are
> warehousing our children and Bush has nothing to
> do with this. You people have to drop this Bush
> thing. It makes you sound so fucking stupid.
>
> This is about choices we have made. We have
> decided to divorce and dump our kids in daycare.
> We have decided that taking care of our parents is
> too difficult.
>
> We have decided to be selfish assholes, Thurston.
>
>
> And, now we want government to make us feel better
> about ourselves and take over our
> responsibilities.
I know. Nothing was wrong with this country until Obama took over.
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> Thurston,
>
> We ARE throwing away our old people and we are
> warehousing our children and Bush has nothing to
> do with this. You people have to drop this Bush
> thing. It makes you sound so fucking stupid.
>
> This is about choices we have made. We have
> decided to divorce and dump our kids in daycare.
> We have decided that taking care of our parents is
> too difficult.
>
> We have decided to be selfish assholes, Thurston.
>
>
> And, now we want government to make us feel better
> about ourselves and take over our
> responsibilities.
I know. Nothing was wrong with this country until Obama took over.
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Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: August 31, 2009 05:13AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:47AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:47AM by Alias.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Vince(1)
()
Date: August 31, 2009 07:18AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Thurston,
>
> We ARE throwing away our old people and we are
> warehousing our children and Bush has nothing to
> do with this. You people have to drop this Bush
> thing. It makes you sound so fucking stupid.
>
> This is about choices we have made. We have
> decided to divorce and dump our kids in daycare.
> We have decided that taking care of our parents is
> too difficult.
>
> We have decided to be selfish assholes, Thurston.
>
>
> And, now we want government to make us feel better
> about ourselves and take over our
> responsibilities.
Is it a decision or a response to the economic opportunities..or lack thereof..that people find themselves in?
Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.
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> Thurston,
>
> We ARE throwing away our old people and we are
> warehousing our children and Bush has nothing to
> do with this. You people have to drop this Bush
> thing. It makes you sound so fucking stupid.
>
> This is about choices we have made. We have
> decided to divorce and dump our kids in daycare.
> We have decided that taking care of our parents is
> too difficult.
>
> We have decided to be selfish assholes, Thurston.
>
>
> And, now we want government to make us feel better
> about ourselves and take over our
> responsibilities.
Is it a decision or a response to the economic opportunities..or lack thereof..that people find themselves in?
Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: August 31, 2009 09:52AM
the part that actually made me laugh was the "THAT'S RACIST!" kid.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: August 31, 2009 10:06AM
Republicans know something about treating a President like the Messiah....
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
resolution solution
()
Date: August 31, 2009 10:42AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Your response is too wierd and too stupid for me.
it's weird. you 'dumas'
restonpeace
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> Your response is too wierd and too stupid for me.
it's weird. you 'dumas'
restonpeace
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
too weird and too stupid
()
Date: August 31, 2009 03:41PM
I'd use wipes all the time if it weren't more expensive. Take some shit and smear it on your hand... are you going to move it around with TP or clean it off with wipes?
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
hahaha
()
Date: August 31, 2009 03:59PM
too weird and too stupid Wrote:
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> I'd use wipes all the time if it weren't more
> expensive. Take some shit and smear it on your
> hand... are you going to move it around with TP or
> clean it off with wipes?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/233638.html
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> I'd use wipes all the time if it weren't more
> expensive. Take some shit and smear it on your
> hand... are you going to move it around with TP or
> clean it off with wipes?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/233638.html
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 31, 2009 03:59PM
I smiled at the Bodice Ripping Journalism part...
Alias Wrote:
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> Harry,
>
> You didn't even smile at the part where the sheep
> are at the edge of the white cliffs or when
> Obama's lying around, naked?
>
> Maybe you found this sacrilegious.
Alias Wrote:
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> Harry,
>
> You didn't even smile at the part where the sheep
> are at the edge of the white cliffs or when
> Obama's lying around, naked?
>
> Maybe you found this sacrilegious.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: September 01, 2009 01:25AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Republicans know something about treating a
> President like the Messiah....
>
>
That is a fucking scary video. What's with the voluntary "speaking in tongues" bullshit by the white haired cunt???
This reminds me of a documentary I saw on Showtime about that school in the Shenandoah, I think "Patrick Henry College" or something. It's all the home schooled kids who believe they are about to usher in the rapture.
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> Republicans know something about treating a
> President like the Messiah....
>
>
That is a fucking scary video. What's with the voluntary "speaking in tongues" bullshit by the white haired cunt???
This reminds me of a documentary I saw on Showtime about that school in the Shenandoah, I think "Patrick Henry College" or something. It's all the home schooled kids who believe they are about to usher in the rapture.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: September 01, 2009 08:25AM
That video clip is from the movie "Jesus Camp". Good flick if you want to see how utterly crazy and fucked up these people are. It's sorta sad really.
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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>
> That is a fucking scary video. What's with the
> voluntary "speaking in tongues" bullshit by the
> white haired cunt???
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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>
> That is a fucking scary video. What's with the
> voluntary "speaking in tongues" bullshit by the
> white haired cunt???
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Shawn
()
Date: September 07, 2009 10:45PM
The video here has been stolen. The original credits have been erased and replaced. The person liked here is trying to take credit for the fruits of another person's labor. The real credit belongs to Joe Gorman. The original video can be found at politicalabacus.blogspot.com
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 07, 2009 10:58PM
Alias Wrote:
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> Blisters,
>
> I don't know what I'm talking about.
>
That's the most accurate and realistic statement you have ever made.
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> Blisters,
>
> I don't know what I'm talking about.
>
That's the most accurate and realistic statement you have ever made.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: September 09, 2009 12:01AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 12:40PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 12:40PM by Alias.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 09, 2009 12:05AM
Alias Wrote:
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>
> Do you think about your Obama, before you fall
> asleep?
No, I think about all the mushroom prints I left on your forehead and cheeks.
Blessed are the murderous.
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>
> Do you think about your Obama, before you fall
> asleep?
No, I think about all the mushroom prints I left on your forehead and cheeks.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: September 09, 2009 12:11AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> -----
>
> >
> > Do you think about your Obama, before you fall
> > asleep?
>
>
> No, I think about all the mushroom prints I left
> on your forehead and cheeks.
You heard it here first, kiddos!
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Do you think about your Obama, before you fall
> > asleep?
>
>
> No, I think about all the mushroom prints I left
> on your forehead and cheeks.
You heard it here first, kiddos!
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 09, 2009 12:16AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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>
>
> You heard it here first, kiddos!
Alias and I met up last week at Tara Thai in Vienna. She's not bad looking for a woman in her mid-forties with four children. She has a certain MILF quality about her.
After we got drunk, we headed back to her place in Oakton where I shot my load all over her back. (Sorry about staining your couch.)
BTW, have you seen my ball stretchers and Japanese clovers?
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>
>
> You heard it here first, kiddos!
Alias and I met up last week at Tara Thai in Vienna. She's not bad looking for a woman in her mid-forties with four children. She has a certain MILF quality about her.
After we got drunk, we headed back to her place in Oakton where I shot my load all over her back. (Sorry about staining your couch.)
BTW, have you seen my ball stretchers and Japanese clovers?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/09/2009 12:17AM by eesh.
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Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: September 09, 2009 12:18AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 12:39PM by Alias.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: September 09, 2009 01:38AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 12:34PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 12:34PM by Alias.
Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
cleeves
()
Date: September 09, 2009 02:07AM
Alias, do you like to singing? And dancing?
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: September 09, 2009 02:44AM
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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 03:14AM by Alias.
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Re: I WILL FOLLOW HIM
Posted by:
toffee fay
()
Date: September 09, 2009 02:57AM
I just to wanting to know if you very much to enjoy the singing? And dancing?
?
?
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Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: September 09, 2009 03:14AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 12:32PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 12:32PM by Alias.