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Does Gerry's father regret not pulling out of his mother?
Posted by: big fat mistake ()
Date: September 27, 2016 01:12PM

The shit that spews out of Gerry's mouth is just incoherent and unbelievable. Even people form backwater 3rd world hellhole find Gerry incoherent. Do you think papa Gerrymanderer has regrets?

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Re: Does Gerry's father regret not pulling out of his mother?
Posted by: Bagger Man ()
Date: September 27, 2016 01:33PM

Gerry doesn't have a father in the traditional sense.

Present at the conception of Gerry;

Three women, none of which could read or write
A deck of playing cards
A turkey baster
Two actual turkeys
A room with nothing except a cot and small radio
Four goats
Some cheez doodles

That's it. It's been documented and verified. I don't know how the fucker even came to exist, but it's clear from the ingredients why he's this dumb.

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