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Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2016 08:02AM

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: Augmentation surprise? ()
Date: September 21, 2016 08:41AM

Will she be getting a boobie job?

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: Fugly Them ()
Date: September 21, 2016 08:42AM

I hope their genes skip a generation for their kids sake. Oh, who cares, really? That kid will have more money than the U.S.A.!

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: TrumpTrump ()
Date: September 21, 2016 08:45AM

They plan to setup a $1 Billion Trump super-PAC to Make America Great Again or Chan agreed to give Zuckerberg anal. One or the other is my guess.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: asian lover ()
Date: September 21, 2016 08:57AM

she's not a lot to look at(much like my girlfriend) but would you marry or date a woman like that regardless of her looks(can't be a fatty though) as long as she was wild in bed?

That's what my Asian girlfriend is like.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: Bull in an Asian shop ()
Date: September 21, 2016 09:41AM

Asian Lover,

I want to take your gook for a test fuck! Be a good cuck and let me! I'll let you clean up afterwards, with a cocktail straw!

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: Asian Lottery ()
Date: September 21, 2016 09:43AM

She hit the jackpot! Just think... that slopehead has to let him climb on top of her! Sick, isn't it?

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: MVnk9 ()
Date: September 21, 2016 09:47AM

She looks a lot like the mamasan in the last Asian massage parlor I visited.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: cuck a doodle doodoo ()
Date: September 21, 2016 09:51AM

He is a douche.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: heHmV ()
Date: September 21, 2016 10:02AM

Bull in an Asian shop Wrote:
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> Asian Lover,
>
> I want to take your gook for a test fuck! Be a
> good cuck and let me! I'll let you clean up
> afterwards, with a cocktail straw!


people that use the word "cuck" are flaming fags that should have their skulls cracked open with a baseball bat!

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: Bull Mastiff ()
Date: September 21, 2016 10:07AM

heHmV Wrote:
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> Bull in an Asian shop Wrote:
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> -----
> > Asian Lover,
> >
> > I want to take your gook for a test fuck! Be a
> > good cuck and let me! I'll let you clean up
> > afterwards, with a cocktail straw!
>
>
> people that use the word "cuck" are flaming fags
> that should have their skulls cracked open with a
> baseball bat!

Hey, Cuck!, slob on my cock!

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: Dem Teef doe ()
Date: September 21, 2016 10:26AM

With as much money as they have, you would think they could afford a better dentist.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: MaNIPulator ()
Date: September 21, 2016 10:30AM

Just 30 minutes to go! how exciting!!!

Nip

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: Waiting ()
Date: September 21, 2016 12:42PM

So? What was this Earth shattering announcement?

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2016 12:44PM

11 AM Pacific Time.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: umLd9 ()
Date: September 21, 2016 12:48PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 11 AM Pacific Time.

What an idiot. This country operates on EST.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: September 21, 2016 01:16PM

The east coast waits for no one.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: Zuckerberg is God ()
Date: September 21, 2016 04:12PM

They are going to cure everyone with $3 Billion.

Shit’s gonna get awkward when they get divorced.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: Miss Swan ()
Date: September 21, 2016 04:32PM

She look lika man.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2016 04:34PM

http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/09/21/mark-zuckerberg-priscilla-chan-chan-zuckerberg-initiative/90790572/


Dr. Chan spoke through tears as she recalled telling parents their child had an incurable disease or could not be revived — experiences she said made her even more determined to work with scientists and engineers to build new tools that can save lives by the end of the century.
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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2016 04:36PM

Zuckerberg is God Wrote:
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> Shit’s gonna get awkward when they get divorced.





She'll never leave him, even when he enters his bloated Elvis, choking on his own vomit phase.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: X4uep ()
Date: September 21, 2016 04:39PM

Why does she look 60?

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: September 21, 2016 04:39PM

The Chan Zuckerberg's latest effort will begin with a $600 million investment in a project called Biohub, an independent research center located at the University of California at San Francisco that will work on developing new tools to measure and treat disease.



http://www.theverge.com/2016/9/21/13003174/chan-zuckerberg-initiative-commits-to-investing-3-billion-to-cure


Well, well ,well.........Chan got her medical degree from UCSF.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2016 05:07PM

It all feels self-aggrandizing, like it's some sort of vanity charity.

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: MkDPG ()
Date: September 21, 2016 05:20PM


in 5 yr they'll announce a divorce, she'll say she's grown since then and demand half the supposed fortune



i never beleived there was a fortune, am sure the "movie" is a total lie (ie, social apps were popular before he was born !!! been developed that long before him)

i think the whole thing survives on counterfieted money which is hwy they need "good media" to cover their tracks

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: wXJLF ()
Date: September 21, 2016 05:23PM


is she a dual citizen of a foreign country?

because zuerk has usa loans and grant money

if so that'd constitute funneling money out of the usa

(why? when she divorces or before she she shift to fortune to a foreign country *legally*)



yet this kind of game is *not* new, but spread like disease on a fruit tree under obama.gov

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: FcjK4 ()
Date: September 21, 2016 05:24PM

I still haven't figured out how Facebook and Zuckerburg make a damn penny.

I know they have tons of ads but I've never read a single one. I'm sure I'm not alone either.

Where does the billions come from? And could it all disappear overnight if something goes wrong?

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2016 06:28PM

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Re: Who's Excited for the Big Chan Zuckerberg Announcement Today?!!
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: September 21, 2016 06:49PM

wXJLF Wrote:
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> is she a dual citizen of a foreign country?
>
> because zuerk has usa loans and grant money
>
> if so that'd constitute funneling money out of the
> usa
>
> (why? when she divorces or before she she shift
> to fortune to a foreign country *legally*)
>


>
> yet this kind of game is *not* new, but spread
> like disease on a fruit tree under obama.gov


Chan was born in the US (MASS).

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