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Do you have trouble banging your girl while she is pregnant?
Posted by: Dick Longwood ()
Date: September 18, 2016 01:02PM

Last night my unborn son actually kicked the tip of my schlong. I totally went soft then she wanted me to feast on the yeast to finish her off, no way I could do that with my kid in there. She cried and slept in the guest room then went to her best friends apartment this morning with a big suitcase.
Am I the only one who thinks that screwing a 6 month pregnant woman is too creepy?

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Re: Do you have trouble banging your girl while she is pregnant?
Posted by: father of 3 ()
Date: September 18, 2016 01:19PM

Dick Longwood Wrote:
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> Last night my unborn son actually kicked the tip
> of my schlong. I totally went soft then she wanted
> me to feast on the yeast to finish her off, no way
> I could do that with my kid in there. She cried
> and slept in the guest room then went to her best
> friends apartment this morning with a big
> suitcase.
> Am I the only one who thinks that screwing a 6
> month pregnant woman is too creepy?


Hey now! Football is on and you got the house to yourself. Hope you have beer and pizza. She will be back in a couple days. Enjoy yourself while you can.

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Re: Do you have trouble banging your girl while she is pregnant?
Posted by: Big10Inch ()
Date: September 18, 2016 09:09PM

I'll just wait until yours isn't and bang her. It won't matter that mine is pregnant.

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