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Why Bill Clinton used a cigar.
Posted by: PC retards ()
Date: August 02, 2016 04:23PM

Bill is impotent.

Bill said that he had "hundreds of affairs" before "turning forty" but then he began a "concerted effort to be faithful," according to a conversation with Monica reported to the Starr grand jury. This suggests that he began to have a sexual potency problem at forty in 1986. A man who is periodically impotent and so fears erectile dysfunction when he attempts sexual intercourse has a reason to avoid it and to substitute masturbation and oral sex. The reason is fear of failure. The Starr Referral says, "...the President inserted a cigar into (Monica's) vagina and then put the cigar in his mouth and said, 'It tastes good.' " This is a statement about Bill's felt need for a better penis, more dependable, harder and maybe larger. Sometimes a cigar is more then just a cigar.
Monica tells us via the Starr report, "...that her physical relationship with the President included oral sex but not sexual intercourse...he touched her genitals...bringing her to orgasm on two occasions...initially the President would not let her perform oral sex to completion...(but) during their last two...encounters, both in 1997, he did ejaculate." The report said that on March 31, 1996 the President " '...focused on me pretty exclusively...' kissing her bare breasts and fondling her genitals...

Bill's preference for foreplay rather then sexual intercourse with Monica is the routine as he, "...'unzipped his pants and sort of exposed himself,' " when they meet in the Oval office. They had oral sex nine times and phone sex fifteen times according to the Starr report. Monica wanted sexual intercourse with Bill but it never happened although once there was "...brief genital to genital contact."
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Re: Why Bill Clinton used a cigar.
Posted by: The good book ()
Date: August 02, 2016 04:26PM

Bill found in the bible that a blow job was not a sin.

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Re: Why Bill Clinton used a cigar.
Posted by: taste of carribean ()
Date: August 02, 2016 04:39PM

A cigar immersed in a pussy juice give a more robust flavor, it is a South Sea Islander delight called "tooth of the barracuda". It has nothing to do with sex. You never had a cigar till you had one done like this, especially a Cubana.

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Re: Why Bill Clinton used a cigar.
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: August 02, 2016 04:54PM

You mean the White House docs wouldn't give him a few dick pills?

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Re: Why Bill Clinton used a cigar.
Posted by: 9E3Jv ()
Date: August 02, 2016 04:56PM

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