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Rate my butt
Posted by: Insecure girl at George Mason ()
Date: June 16, 2016 02:33PM

My boyfriend says my butt is getting fat. what do you people think. Please be honest.
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: 74tNL ()
Date: June 16, 2016 03:28PM

If you're 25 or younger, there's gonna be a problem soon. That's shits hard to get rid of after 30.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Tommy 12 inch ()
Date: June 16, 2016 03:34PM

Hold the phone there susie...

Who's your "hot as fuck" friend sitting there texting?

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Donald T ()
Date: June 16, 2016 03:41PM

That ass is yuge!

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: real answer from real guy ()
Date: June 16, 2016 04:02PM

You need a new boyfriend, if you aren't being hit on frequently while out I'm surprised, and if you are maybe you should take someone up on it.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Nostra Strokas ()
Date: June 16, 2016 04:33PM

That's a giant turd cutter, but I'd tap it repeatedly.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Doing the butt all night long ()
Date: June 16, 2016 04:36PM

Bet you're popular with the nogs.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Sphincter Pryer ()
Date: June 16, 2016 04:37PM

Looks deep and appears to have seen the business end of many a BBC.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Insecure girl at George Mason ()
Date: June 16, 2016 04:59PM

74tNL Wrote:
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> If you're 25 or younger, there's gonna be a
> problem soon. That's shits hard to get rid of
> after 30.


I'm 28 and I work out a lot and played soccer all my life. That's why my butt is so big. I'll post another picture here. Sorry, can't post anything with my face showing because of all the stalkers on this site.
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: CumShooter ()
Date: June 16, 2016 06:12PM

Insecure girl at George Mason Wrote:
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> 74tNL Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you're 25 or younger, there's gonna be a
> > problem soon. That's shits hard to get rid of
> > after 30.
>
>
> I'm 28 and I work out a lot and played soccer all
> my life. That's why my butt is so big. I'll post
> another picture here. Sorry, can't post anything
> with my face showing because of all the stalkers
> on this site.

Facebook stolen pictures....But whatever...

Has that ass ever taken a real not plastic cock balls deep?

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Very Nice Butt ()
Date: June 16, 2016 06:19PM

8 on a scale of 10. If it's muscular from sports, that's fantastic.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Uyhg ()
Date: June 16, 2016 06:51PM

The crack is like 2 feet long. That's too much to wipe and clean. When it's elderly it's gonna gross out the visiting Angels .

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: fatty fatterson ()
Date: June 16, 2016 07:55PM

You have a big ass. Get over it. Find a nice negro gentleman to appreciate it. He will give it the occasional slap with a car antenna.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Nice booty ()
Date: June 16, 2016 07:58PM

Forget the haters in this thread. You have a great butt. Having a big ass isn't a problem when it's well defined, athletic and all muscle. You have a tiny waste and athletic arms. Very little fat on you. Maybe some guys like little pan cake butts but not me.

That said, you probably do get hit on by a lot of brothers.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: UNTPK ()
Date: June 16, 2016 09:54PM

I'll give your butt a 9.75 out of 10. You look really athletic, and have great muscle tone. It is normal for a 28 year-old woman to add some fat around the edges. You don't get to be young forever, mind you. That said, you have a sexxy butt and if your boyfriend says it,s fat, fuck him.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Insecure girl at George Mason ()
Date: June 16, 2016 10:43PM

UNTPK Wrote:
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> I'll give your butt a 9.75 out of 10. You look
> really athletic, and have great muscle tone. It is
> normal for a 28 year-old woman to add some fat
> around the edges. You don't get to be young
> forever, mind you. That said, you have a sexxy
> butt and if your boyfriend says it,s fat, fuck
> him.


Thanks for the kind words. Here's another picture. The first one I think I look pretty good. The second one, not so much. I've got big legs/hips/butt. Can't be helped.
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Dogging dogger ()
Date: June 17, 2016 02:02AM

Do you like it doggy style? That ass is made for doggy. I would crush it.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: billy jean ()
Date: June 17, 2016 02:23AM

You look like Michael Jackson in the darts pic. Unblur your face to prove us wrong.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: mVVLk ()
Date: June 17, 2016 08:23AM

It's hard to fully judge the magnitude of such a specimen without truly inspecting it from all angles. If you could submit a photo of your perineum for analyzing, it would be most appreciated. Also, it would be nice to compare the contrast of colors between your areola/nipple and labia. So, a photo of those would also assist in presenting a complete analysis of your initial question. Thank you.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Ignore the trolls ()
Date: June 17, 2016 08:41AM

You're an attractive young lady who exercises and takes care of herself. Hope your significant other appreciates you, and best of luck in your studies at GMU.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Hans Huckibein ()
Date: June 17, 2016 08:46AM

I don't really believe in the whole 1-10 grading scale for anything. You are fit and have a nice as straight up. As someone who plays the beautiful game myself, and played at a competitive level in college, I can certainly appreciate your athleticism and what it does for your whole body. Soccer players can go 90 minutes + on the field and in the sack, so I suspect you have a similar ability....

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: bag of cottage cheese ()
Date: June 17, 2016 10:21AM

gonna look like a disgusting sack of cottage cheese from ages 35-death. Enjoy it while its firm.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: XdDnJ ()
Date: June 17, 2016 10:23AM


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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: nanaknowsbest ()
Date: June 17, 2016 11:27AM

That's a dude!!!!

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Will s ()
Date: June 17, 2016 11:33AM

You have a great butt and you shouldn't be so self conscious, you are gorgeous, don't let these fools bring you down

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Insecure girl at George Mason ()
Date: June 17, 2016 11:49AM

Thanks again for the feed back. There are some truly dumb comments in this thread but I guess that's to be expected. Here's another.
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Hans Huckibein ()
Date: June 17, 2016 12:16PM

Insecure girl at George Mason Wrote:
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> Thanks again for the feed back. There are some
> truly dumb comments in this thread but I guess
> that's to be expected. Here's another.

Nice moves. What position do you play? What are you studying at Mason?

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Insecure girl at George Mason ()
Date: June 17, 2016 12:44PM

Hans Huckibein Wrote:
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> Insecure girl at George Mason Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks again for the feed back. There are some
> > truly dumb comments in this thread but I guess
> > that's to be expected. Here's another.
>
> Nice moves. What position do you play? What are
> you studying at Mason?


I'm fairly tall at 5'10 so forward was a natural fit for me. I don't want to say too much about what I'm studying at Mason but suffice it to say I'm a grad student there. Haven't played any real competitive soccer since college, though I still play co-ed and rec leagues.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Butt critic ()
Date: June 17, 2016 12:45PM

Nice booty Wrote:
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> Forget the haters in this thread. You have a
> great butt. Having a big ass isn't a problem when
> it's well defined, athletic and all muscle. You
> have a tiny waste and athletic arms. Very little
> fat on you. Maybe some guys like little pan cake
> butts but not me.
>
> That said, you probably do get hit on by a lot of
> brothers.

Based on the second photo you need to work on your calf muscles a lot more. Yes the butt is big, however just keep it firm and don't allow any fat rolls or cottage cheese to develop there and elsewhere on your stomach and thighs and it should be ok.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Hillary's Butt ()
Date: June 17, 2016 01:14PM

What will Hillary's butt look like after a couple of years of jail food for her espionage conviction?

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Nog Hauler Rider ()
Date: June 17, 2016 02:07PM

How insecure are you?

You've posted pics here asking for feedback - knowing there are some unstable folks here, so we've got that level insecurity.

Are you "date a nigger" insecure, or is this just some reinforcement about your physical attributes?

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: You should allow me to ()
Date: June 17, 2016 02:10PM

French-kiss the end of your shit pipe!

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: your future, FORETOLD ()
Date: June 17, 2016 02:11PM

"I like big butts and cannot lie"
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Insecure girl at George Mason ()
Date: June 17, 2016 02:22PM

Nog Hauler Rider Wrote:
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> How insecure are you?
>
> You've posted pics here asking for feedback -
> knowing there are some unstable folks here, so
> we've got that level insecurity.
>
> Are you "date a nigger" insecure, or is this just
> some reinforcement about your physical attributes?


I've only dated one black guy and that was briefly back in college. And not surprisingly, I do get a lot of black guys approaching me. I'm not racist and don't pass judgement on people based on anything other than how they carry themselves.

I would never date some ghetto trash black guy. Nor would I date some trailer trash white boy. But I wouldn't see any problem with dating a black man who is respectful , employed, driven and takes care of himself.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: June 17, 2016 02:51PM

Insecure girl at George Mason Wrote:
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> Nog Hauler Rider Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How insecure are you?
> >
> > You've posted pics here asking for feedback -
> > knowing there are some unstable folks here, so
> > we've got that level insecurity.
> >
> > Are you "date a nigger" insecure, or is this
> just
> > some reinforcement about your physical
> attributes?
>
>
> I've only dated one black guy and that was briefly
> back in college. And not surprisingly, I do get a
> lot of black guys approaching me. I'm not racist
> and don't pass judgement on people based on
> anything other than how they carry themselves.
>
> I would never date some ghetto trash black guy.
> Nor would I date some trailer trash white boy.
> But I wouldn't see any problem with dating a black
> man who is respectful , employed, driven and takes
> care of himself.


Go back to black and stay there, you're dead to us. :)

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: ethnographer ()
Date: June 17, 2016 03:10PM

If you don't mind me asking, what is your ethnic background? I would guess Greek, Italian, or some other Latin influenced ethnic group.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: The Pride of FCPS ()
Date: June 17, 2016 03:11PM

ethnographer Wrote:
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> If you don't mind me asking, what is your ethnic
> background? I would guess Greek, Italian, or some
> other Latin influenced ethnic group.

Oh yes, Greek is a Latin influenced group. This is why they want a meals tax, to teach crap like this.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Not A Good Idea ()
Date: June 17, 2016 03:11PM

One woman to another - get out of here while you can, and remove the pictures. I'm sure you get lots of positive affirmation in the real world. You don't need it here. Whatever you do, do not give out any more personal information. There are some seriously disturbed people in this forum who will use it to their advantage.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: EenTF ()
Date: June 17, 2016 03:18PM

You're a good looking woman, but to really be able to see what you've got going on I need to see some more skin. Butts look different out of supporting garments just like breasts do when they are released from their jail cell-like supporting undergarments. Tits and skin or GTFO.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: ethnographer ()
Date: June 17, 2016 03:21PM

The Pride of FCPS Wrote:
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> ethnographer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you don't mind me asking, what is your
> ethnic
> > background? I would guess Greek, Italian, or
> some
> > other Latin influenced ethnic group.
>
> Oh yes, Greek is a Latin influenced group. This is
> why they want a meals tax, to teach crap like
> this.

1. Went to a private school in Arlington

2. I'm well aware greek isn't Latin based, I was referring to the earlier mentioned Italian heritage.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: thanks ()
Date: June 17, 2016 03:35PM

To OP:

This is the most worthwhile thread that's been posted on this forum in a long time. Thanks for posting and good luck with your studies at Mason.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Chimichanga ()
Date: June 17, 2016 04:05PM

The butt looks muscular, so don't worry about anything. Keep staying fit & everything will be ok.

Anyone that gives you any trouble about it, isn't worth putting time into.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: troll busters ()
Date: June 17, 2016 04:40PM

Hans Huckibein Wrote:
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> I don't really believe in the whole 1-10 grading
> scale for anything. You are fit and have a nice as
> straight up. As someone who plays the beautiful
> game myself,
and played at a competitive level in
> college, I can certainly appreciate your
> athleticism and what it does for your whole body.
> Soccer players can go 90 minutes + on the field
> and in the sack, so I suspect you have a similar
> ability....

This is an eesh troll catfish/thread because this guy mentioned he played soccer as well, waybefore she posted a soccer pic

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: VNbFC ()
Date: June 17, 2016 04:48PM

troll busters Wrote:
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> Hans Huckibein Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't really believe in the whole 1-10
> grading
> > scale for anything. You are fit and have a nice
> as
> > straight up. As someone who plays the
> beautiful
> > game myself,
and played at a competitive
> level in
> > college, I can certainly appreciate your
> > athleticism and what it does for your whole
> body.
> > Soccer players can go 90 minutes + on the field
> > and in the sack, so I suspect you have a
> similar
> > ability....
>
> This is an eesh troll catfish/thread because this
> guy mentioned he played soccer as well, waybefore
> she posted a soccer pic


She mentioned she played soccer before he did & before the pic of her kicking it.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Idiot Moreno ()
Date: June 17, 2016 04:49PM

troll busters Wrote:
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> Hans Huckibein Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't really believe in the whole 1-10
> grading
> > scale for anything. You are fit and have a nice
> as
> > straight up. As someone who plays the
> beautiful
> > game myself,
and played at a competitive
> level in
> > college, I can certainly appreciate your
> > athleticism and what it does for your whole
> body.
> > Soccer players can go 90 minutes + on the field
> > and in the sack, so I suspect you have a
> similar
> > ability....
>
> This is an eesh troll catfish/thread because this
> guy mentioned he played soccer as well, waybefore
> she posted a soccer pic


She mentioned that she played soccer in about the 10th post in this thread. The post with the picture of her with her arm around her friend.

You have 1,000 threads on this site to continue your juvenile feud.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Insecure girl at George Mason ()
Date: June 17, 2016 05:07PM

The Pride of FCPS Wrote:
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> ethnographer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you don't mind me asking, what is your
> ethnic
> > background? I would guess Greek, Italian, or
> some
> > other Latin influenced ethnic group.
>
> Oh yes, Greek is a Latin influenced group. This is
> why they want a meals tax, to teach crap like
> this.

Actually, ethnographer wasn't that far off. My family is from Montenegro which is very close to both Italy and Greece.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Eharmony Profiler ()
Date: June 17, 2016 06:32PM

So you've gone black.

Alrighty then.

As another poster mentioned, it's best to stay there. Hope your self esteem improves but be sure to mention the nog sampling to any white guys that hit on you so they know where it's been. It will save you lots of time to go ahead and cover that on the first date.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: eVEDU ()
Date: June 17, 2016 06:47PM

Insecure Girl, don't listen to the racist trolls here. Dating a black guy "briefly" is nothing to be ashamed of.

Your body is on point but you clearly have some self esteem issues to work on.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: i Go To GMU Too ()
Date: June 17, 2016 07:22PM

Am I attractive as well?
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Winkiesmelly ()
Date: June 17, 2016 07:34PM

Smelly winkie
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: J L Jones ()
Date: June 17, 2016 08:43PM

Be careful around the brothers with that monster ass. In African tribal societies a massive ass on a women is viewed as a symbol of a man's prosperity. In lean times it can become an emergency food supply.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Kid Sensation ()
Date: June 18, 2016 03:14AM

Girl has big butt.
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Kid Sensation ()
Date: June 18, 2016 03:24AM


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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: hCKMY ()
Date: June 18, 2016 07:31PM

If your bf says your butt is too big, tell him his dick is too small. He'll get the point.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Hank Conger ()
Date: June 18, 2016 09:13PM

She has a great butt.
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Mikie Mahtook ()
Date: June 18, 2016 09:14PM

This girl has it going on!!
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: jptEE ()
Date: June 18, 2016 09:25PM

Insecure girl at George Mason Wrote:
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>
>
>
> I've only dated one black guy and that was briefly
> back in college. And not surprisingly, I do get a
> lot of black guys approaching me. I'm not racist
> and don't pass judgement on people based on
> anything other than how they carry themselves.
>
> I would never date some ghetto trash black guy.
> Nor would I date some trailer trash white boy.
> But I wouldn't see any problem with dating a black
> man who is respectful , employed, driven and takes
> care of himself.

Have you had a black penis in your mouth, vagina, or ass? If yes to any, you are tainted for life. Bad move.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Y9WVK ()
Date: June 18, 2016 09:28PM

i Go To GMU Too Wrote:
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> Am I attractive as well?

I would do you in front of my grandmother!

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: HukcT ()
Date: June 18, 2016 09:43PM

jptEE Wrote:
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> Insecure girl at George Mason Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> >
> > I've only dated one black guy and that was
> briefly
> > back in college. And not surprisingly, I do get
> a
> > lot of black guys approaching me. I'm not
> racist
> > and don't pass judgement on people based on
> > anything other than how they carry themselves.
> >
> > I would never date some ghetto trash black guy.
>
> > Nor would I date some trailer trash white boy.
> > But I wouldn't see any problem with dating a
> black
> > man who is respectful , employed, driven and
> takes
> > care of himself.
>
> Have you had a black penis in your mouth, vagina,
> or ass? If yes to any, you are tainted for life.
> Bad move.


So you're tainted then too.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Fapping Fapper ()
Date: June 19, 2016 04:15PM

Wonder how many faps this thread has been responsible for...

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Hans Huckibein ()
Date: June 19, 2016 08:56PM

OP, overall everyone seems to be in consensus that you have a nice ass. If you have reservations about your current boyfriend and are looking for a man that won't try to shame you for something you shouldn't be shamed for, I'd love to go out with you sometime. I actually know a Montenegrin that goes to Mason named Alex. He's also into soccer. I don't know if you know him or not. He is surely the only other Montenegrin named Alex that goes there. I know another Montenegrin that actually plays for the Montenegro's national team. If you wish to meet me, talk to Alex, mention someone who knows that Montenegrin player and he will know precisely who you speak of.

-Hans

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Alwaleed bin Talal ()
Date: June 20, 2016 03:27PM

Insecure girl at George Mason Wrote:
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> My boyfriend says my butt is getting fat. what do
> you people think. Please be honest.

Without sticking the nose in and giving you a lick or six, I can't tell.
You've got a shape--work hard to keep it. You might want to think about
getting rid of the boyfriend.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: bumpster ()
Date: June 29, 2016 03:40PM

Wish I knew her name...Ever since I read this thread, I've had dreams about the mystery Montinegrin woman, and I write sonnets to her.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: k9FWP ()
Date: June 30, 2016 04:54PM

bumpster Wrote:
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> Wish I knew her name...Ever since I read this
> thread, I've had dreams about the mystery
> Montinegrin woman, and I write sonnets to her.


Yeah, this thread is far better than anything that's been on this site in a long time. Alas, insecure girl has left and now it's back to lizzie's fatness, Megan's ferrets up her ass, eesh's stalking and William Moreno's pedophilia.

Insecure girl, you will be missed.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: She was a dime ()
Date: June 30, 2016 08:07PM

Insecure Mason girl was by far the hottest chick to ever post here and that's with her face blurred. Her and the Eastman sisters were the only female ffxu personalities that weren't vagina non grata.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: rest were heifers ()
Date: June 30, 2016 08:13PM

She was a dime Wrote:
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> Insecure Mason girl was by far the hottest chick
> to ever post here and that's with her face
> blurred. Her and the Eastman sisters were the only
> female ffxu personalities that weren't vagina non
> grata.



u must be new here elle diabla was by far the hottest female to ever post here

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: P4PHt ()
Date: June 30, 2016 11:37PM

rest were heifers Wrote:
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> She was a dime Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Insecure Mason girl was by far the hottest
> chick
> > to ever post here and that's with her face
> > blurred. Her and the Eastman sisters were the
> only
> > female ffxu personalities that weren't vagina
> non
> > grata.
>
>
>
> u must be new here elle diabla was by far the
> hottest female to ever post here


elle diabla was cute. The Eastman sisters are not bad looking either but none of those 3 have anywhere near the body of Insecure Girl. We have no idea what her face looks like though.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: romeo ()
Date: July 01, 2016 09:38AM

P4PHt Wrote:
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> rest were heifers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She was a dime Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Insecure Mason girl was by far the hottest
> > chick
> > > to ever post here and that's with her face
> > > blurred. Her and the Eastman sisters were the
> > only
> > > female ffxu personalities that weren't vagina
> > non
> > > grata.
> >
> >
> >
> > u must be new here elle diabla was by far the
> > hottest female to ever post here
>
>
> elle diabla was cute. The Eastman sisters are not
> bad looking either but none of those 3 have
> anywhere near the body of Insecure Girl. We have
> no idea what her face looks like though.


Insecure Mason Girl makes me view women in a whole other light. She makes me want to actually respect them and not just see them as fuck hole facilitators for my dick. If I could, I would actually want to take insecure mason girl out to dinner somewhere other than cracker barrell. I'd take her somewhere with tablecloths and soft playing music. I'd actually want to get to know her and over time put a ring on it. And mean it!

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Idea... ()
Date: July 01, 2016 03:57PM

Insecure girl, what would you think about dating William Moreno. You both have an ethnic look about you. You both are from Northern Va and you both struggle with insecurities and self-esteem.

He seems to be courting you in this thread. Consider it. He's a very powerful man on this forum.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: 'nuff said ()
Date: July 01, 2016 04:44PM

P4PHt Wrote:
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> rest were heifers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She was a dime Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Insecure Mason girl was by far the hottest
> > chick
> > > to ever post here and that's with her face
> > > blurred. Her and the Eastman sisters were the
> > only
> > > female ffxu personalities that weren't vagina
> > non
> > > grata.
> >
> >
> >
> > u must be new here elle diabla was by far the
> > hottest female to ever post here
>
>
> elle diabla was cute. The Eastman sisters are not
> bad looking either but none of those 3 have
> anywhere near the body of Insecure Girl. We have
> no idea what her face looks like though.


ur crazy...better tits, no long ass...and a beautiful face versus a blurred out Michael Jackson face.
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Lovin Lynn ()
Date: July 01, 2016 04:55PM

She was a dime Wrote:
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> Insecure Mason girl was by far the hottest chick
> to ever post here and that's with her face
> blurred. Her and the Eastman sisters were the only
> female ffxu personalities that weren't vagina non
> grata.


Lynn Sadler has a nice body as well. I'd do her and convenientally forget to wear a condom.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Hans Huckibein ()
Date: July 01, 2016 06:22PM

I've made it something of a mission to figure out who this mystery woman is. If/when I find out, I am going to take her out for drinks.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: 2 pees in the pod ()
Date: July 01, 2016 06:25PM

Hans Huckibein Wrote:
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> I've made it something of a mission to figure out
> who this mystery woman is. If/when I find out, I
> am going to take her out for drinks.




typical EESH/MIZish stalking behavior.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Hans Huckibein ()
Date: July 01, 2016 06:28PM

2 pees in the pod Wrote:
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> Hans Huckibein Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've made it something of a mission to figure
> out
> > who this mystery woman is. If/when I find out,
> I
> > am going to take her out for drinks.
>
>
>
>
> typical EESH/MIZish stalking behavior.


Not at all. I won't be driving 150 + miles to anyone's home to leave a note on their windshield, or taking pictures outside of their home. Sorry if that dissapoints you.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: good luck creep ()
Date: July 01, 2016 07:07PM

Hans Huckibein Wrote:
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> 2 pees in the pod Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hans Huckibein Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I've made it something of a mission to figure
> > out
> > > who this mystery woman is. If/when I find
> out,
> > I
> > > am going to take her out for drinks.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > typical EESH/MIZish stalking behavior.
>
>
> Not at all. I won't be driving 150 + miles to
> anyone's home to leave a note on their windshield,
> or taking pictures outside of their home. Sorry if
> that dissapoints you.



So snooping around on the internet in order to find out a random stranger's identity and creepily asking her out isn't stalker type behavior? What is your opening line to her going to be? "You have absolutely no idea who I am, but I figured out who you are from a random thread on fairfaxunderground, in which you blurred out your face, so people wouldn't figure out who you are, stalk you down, and then ask you out on a date, like I am doing now?"

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: HmHnV ()
Date: July 02, 2016 10:03AM

Hans Huckibein Wrote:
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> I've made it something of a mission to figure out
> who this mystery woman is. If/when I find out, I
> am going to take her out for drinks.


You will have to compete with William Moreno for insecure girl's attention and Moreno is a boss on FFXU.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: thcJy ()
Date: July 02, 2016 11:16AM

still a fail on finding anything *much* happening in fairfax

occasional dating by women who beleive they found mr right - but mostly women who go out together and leave together - who have a huge resistance to giving out phone number to the 50:1 male to female crowd waiting for fairfax to not be so dead

meanwhile obama.gov gets its pussy a completely different way ... ie giving white women jobs and apartments in exchange for pussy, working in cush gov workplaces and etc, becoming mr right by goverment paycheck, etc

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: 7H9wD ()
Date: July 02, 2016 11:20AM

meanwhile mostly the only BUSINESS in fairfax is urban sprawl on federal dollars (non-gov satellites aside)

roads, nurses, power, accountains, spic workers, blah blah blah

the city of anti-industry and no pussy

(still not worth a fuck)

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: GYvuG ()
Date: July 02, 2016 11:21AM

"and top-down acceptance by law of other cities globally who are our sister city doing the same"

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Just passing through ()
Date: July 02, 2016 12:32PM

Just wanted to post to get the 80th comment and to say I wouldn't definitely spike this girls drink to Kop a feel of that ass.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Bumping bumper. ()
Date: July 27, 2016 08:49AM

Bump for the bumps

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Rockstar ()
Date: July 27, 2016 01:12PM

Bumping bumper. Wrote:
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> Bump for the bumps


the herpes bumps?

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Insecure girl at George Mason ()
Date: July 27, 2016 01:23PM

Rockstar Wrote:
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> Bumping bumper. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bump for the bumps
>
>
> the herpes bumps?


I don't have herpes. Hope everyone is having a better summer than I am. Here's another picture to prove it's me.
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: honest Abdul ()
Date: July 27, 2016 02:00PM

Insecure girl at George Mason Wrote:
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> Rockstar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bumping bumper. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bump for the bumps
> >
> >
> > the herpes bumps?
>
>
> I don't have herpes. Hope everyone is having a
> better summer than I am. Here's another picture
> to prove it's me.


Even if you did have herpes, I still would hit. Cheers, and hope you're having a great summer "Mason Girl"

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: July 27, 2016 02:02PM

Would you be willing to meet me at the olde Arthur Treachers in FFX around 11:30 tonight? Wear something nice.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Moon watcher ()
Date: July 27, 2016 02:38PM

Insecure Girl, you not only have a big, healthy round butt, you also have perfect spinal curvature. Bottom line, if your boyfriend doesn't like your butt, he's probably some kind of closet faggot.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2979043/Why-Kim-Kardashian-s-booty-attractive-Men-prefer-women-curved-spines-suggests-better-FORAGING-food.html

45 degrees... that's the perfect angle between a woman's bottom and her spine (according to men)


Curved spines would have allowed women to. forage forage longer into pregnancy would have been seen as preferable in early hunter-gatherer societiessts at Bilkent University, Turkey studied the preferences of 300 men
They were shown silhouettes of women's bodies and asked to rank them
A curved spine with an angle of 45 degrees was the most attractive to men
There are many things believed to make a woman more attractive in a man’s eyes – but a curved spine isn’t usually thought to be one of them.

However, researchers claim men are particularly attracted to a women with a back that curves exactly 45 degrees above the top of her bottom.

The findings provide a new explanation as to why voluptuous celebrities such as Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez are considered to be so attractive, with extra mass around the buttocks enhancing the curvature of the spine.

Such an angle would have given a woman an advantage while pregnant in early hunter-gatherer societies and so has evolved as being seen as attractive around the world, they claim.

Perfect angle: Jennier Lopez has an attractive curve as scientists discover that extra mass around the buttocks can often enhance the curvature of a woman's spine +7
Perfect angle: Jennier Lopez has an attractive curve as scientists discover that extra mass around the buttocks can often enhance the curvature of a woman's spine
J-Lo, pictured above, may have the ideal spine curvature that evolved to be attractive in early hunter-gatherer societies because it gave women an advantage to forage for food while bearing children +7
J-Lo, pictured above, may have the ideal spine curvature that evolved to be attractive in early hunter-gatherer societies because it gave women an advantage to forage for food while bearing children
Kim Kardashian, shown above, has become famous for her curvy figure and buttocks, but her appeal to men may be tapping into something rooted in our evolutionary past when they gave an evolutionary advantage

Kim Kardashian, shown above, has become famous for her curvy figure and buttocks, but her appeal to men may be tapping into something rooted in our evolutionary past when they gave an evolutionary advantage
The scientists found that extra mass around the buttocks could often enhance the curvature of a woman's spine.

However, the researchers also found that a physical curvature of the spine - known as vertebral wedging - was seen as more attractive than extra buttock mass.

Curvy hips and buttocks may provide vital 'fat banks' that help to fuel the development of newborn babies' brains, claim scientists.

Researchers say the fat stored around the buttocks provides extra energy for babies when they are breast feeding.

The scientists at Pittsburgh University say the fat there is rich in DHA (docosahexaenoic acid), which is a particularly important component in the human brain.

Over the past five million years, the average human brain has trebled in volume from 400ml to 1,200ml. It could therefore follow that women have had to become fatter to keep up with the growing demands of babies’ brains.

The researchers argue that mothers who breast-feed typically lose one pound of fat (half a kilo) a month.

Dr David Lewis, a psychologist at Bilkent University in Turkey, said: 'It's an independent and previously undiscovered standard of attractiveness.

'(The curve) would have enabled ancestral women to shift their centre of mass back over their hips during pregnancy, a time during which there is a dramatic forward shift of their centre of mass.

'This benefit is critical: without being able to do this, women would experience a dramatic increase in hip torque (pressure) subjecting them to risk of muscular fatigue and injury.

'Consequently, ancestral women who possessed this degree of lumbar curvature would have been able to forage longer into pregnancy and would have been able to carry out multiple pregnancies with a reduced risk of spinal injury.'

Dr Lewis said that this trait would have become sexually attractive to men due to the evolutionary advantage it gave.

Without such a curve, the pressure on a woman's hips during pregnancy increases by nearly 800 per cent, rendering her largely immobile and increasing the risk of health problems.

An example of the silhouettes shown to men during the study with different curvature of the spine. A curved angle of around 45 degrees was rated the most attractive and is also an optimum angle during pregnancy +7
An example of the silhouettes shown to men during the study with different curvature of the spine. A curved angle of around 45 degrees was rated the most attractive and is also an optimum angle during pregnancy
Dr Lewis said: 'One can think of vertebrae that aren't wedged like (ice) hockey pucks - they are the same height in the front and the back,' he said.

'A dorsally wedged vertebra, on the other hand, is taller in the front of the body than it is in the back.

'When you stack hockey pucks on top of and underneath a vertebra that is taller in the front than it is in the back, you end up with a curved stack.'

A 45-degree angle was optimal because it would have aided movement, yet would not have been so great so as to expose women to the back pain and risk of slipped discs that can come with excessive spinal curvature.

These silhouettes all exhibit identical buttock protrusion but it is due to different reasons such as excess muscle (a), fat (b) and vertebral wedging( c). The participants found the vertebral wedging was most attractive +7
These silhouettes all exhibit identical buttock protrusion but it is due to different reasons such as excess muscle (a), fat (b) and vertebral wedging( c). The participants found the vertebral wedging was most attractive
For the study, which was published in the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour, the psychologists showed 300 men silhouettes of women with different angles of curvature.

They were then asked to rate the images according to how attractive they found the silhouette.

Most of the men were significantly more attracted to those with a spine curve of 45.5 degrees, the researchers found.

Analysis of the results also found that the preference for this level of spine curve was 'unequivocally not a by-product of a preference for buttock mass', they added.

Men who think they like big bottoms may actually be more into spines, Dr Lewis said.

He said: 'Men may be directing their attention to the butt and obtaining information about women's spines, even if they are unaware that that is what their minds are doing.

'Alternatively, men may have preferences for both lumbar curvature and buttock size.

'Future research is needed to better understand the latter


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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Baconator ()
Date: July 27, 2016 03:35PM

White swimsuit looks perfect on you. Your ass is a glorious thing.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: XEeMD ()
Date: July 27, 2016 03:57PM

(.)(.)
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: post ya mug ()
Date: July 27, 2016 04:43PM

Insecure girl at George Mason Wrote:
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> Rockstar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bumping bumper. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bump for the bumps
> >
> >
> > the herpes bumps?
>
>
> I don't have herpes. Hope everyone is having a
> better summer than I am. Here's another picture
> to prove it's me.



No more blurred Michael Jackson face pics!

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Matthew Lillard ()
Date: July 27, 2016 06:40PM

I was able to remove the blur and track down the identity of OP. Out of respect, I won't out her, but man is she a thing of beauty.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Huckabee Fuckabee ()
Date: July 27, 2016 06:46PM

Matthew Lillard Wrote:
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> I was able to remove the blur and track down the
> identity of OP. Out of respect, I won't out her,
> but man is she a thing of beauty.


No you didn't. But you did prove you are a stalker in the making.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: lookinggood ()
Date: July 28, 2016 03:55PM

Personal assessment-Spectacular-if your boyfriend is dissatisfied with your appearance it might be time for a new guy. Nobody keeps it together forever and if he's criticizing your body now it will only get worse as you get older.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: KM ()
Date: July 28, 2016 05:28PM

Yeah it is..

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Insecure girl at George Mason ()
Date: August 18, 2016 11:02AM

The picture on the left was taken 6 months ago; weight-165. The picture on the right was taken on Monday; weight-156. I think insecurities regarding my appearance may be leading me to taking working out to unhealthy levels.
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Hans Huckibein ()
Date: August 18, 2016 11:28AM

Insecure girl at George Mason Wrote:
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> The picture on the left was taken 6 months ago;
> weight-165. The picture on the right was taken on
> Monday; weight-156. I think insecurities
> regarding my appearance may be leading me to
> taking working out to unhealthy levels.


You are a physical specimen. There is no need for you to work out excessively.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Denty Moore ()
Date: August 18, 2016 12:00PM

Because Some of us Like some Meat with Our Potatoes! Damn!

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: August 18, 2016 12:33PM

When can we fuck you? First.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: The Coal Miner's Daughter ()
Date: August 18, 2016 12:34PM

This chick obviously burns coal at both ends.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Jimmy B ()
Date: August 18, 2016 05:47PM

Insecure girl at George Mason Wrote:
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> The picture on the left was taken 6 months ago;
> weight-165. The picture on the right was taken on
> Monday; weight-156. I think insecurities
> regarding my appearance may be leading me to
> taking working out to unhealthy levels.

Wow! You look amazing in both pics!

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: For proper judgement ()
Date: August 18, 2016 06:38PM

If you want a honest critique...since you're blurring your face...why not just post a straight ass pic? let's see what you're working with...

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: missing mason girl ()
Date: February 13, 2017 11:11PM

I miss you insecure mason girl! Many nights iv'e dreamed of you sitting on my face!

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: George Lopez ()
Date: February 18, 2017 09:51AM

Damn am I too late?

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Fiji ()
Date: February 18, 2017 12:04PM

I would do her doggy style on the beaches of Fiji

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Still don't believe ()
Date: February 18, 2017 01:41PM

I don't believe this is a real post due to your attractive body.

Post a pic holding a Mason object such as a flag or paper.

Such an attractive lady shouldn't be insecure about such a naturally beautiful body.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Ggzs ()
Date: March 30, 2017 12:28AM

I miss this ass. I want to snort mounds of wasabi off it.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Insecure Girl no longer at Mason ()
Date: October 30, 2017 01:44PM

Haven't posted here in a while. Hope all is well. Here's what I'll be for Halloween 2017. Had the added benefit of costing nothing! All I needed was an old bed sheet and a pair of scissors. Only drawback is that it does get a bit itchy at times.
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: annandale ()
Date: October 30, 2017 02:01PM

There is this woman that lives in the townhouse complex next to mine that looks a lot like you. Smokin' hot, BTW.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: @ ()
Date: October 31, 2017 04:21AM

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: fldsf ()
Date: October 31, 2017 02:26PM

Honestly, If I ever met a woman like this out in public, I would become stark raving mad. She's stunning. Think she would be down to date a 43 year old? I've own properties throughout the East Coast and have amassed a fortune in construction. Wouldn't mind splurging some cash, and loving a young woman like this. They truly make you feel alive.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Yaseen ()
Date: December 13, 2017 10:05PM

Hello beautiful. What's your name? Are you single, would you like to date a strong, respectful and virile Arab guy? I would love to take out to dinner for a meal, and then we can go on a long walk. Please let me know, and I will give you my information.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: trump's anal fixation ()
Date: January 12, 2018 06:16PM

How does Trump feel about this shithole?

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: inowitall ()
Date: January 13, 2018 04:57PM

ahha, haha, you're a dude!!! no woman their

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Frug ()
Date: January 13, 2018 06:15PM

That’s a seriously big turd cutter. I would enjoy kissing her sphincter.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Bricks ()
Date: August 18, 2018 10:19PM

I would pay an exorbitant amount of money to eat out of that asshole.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Ww ()
Date: January 12, 2019 12:35AM

w
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: secureu ()
Date: January 12, 2019 04:29PM

I can't tell for sure how big it is... come here and let me put my cock in it and i will better be able to rate it... i'm sure it will make you feel better about yourself

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Ben F. ()
Date: January 12, 2019 10:29PM

Nice. Very Nice.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: lk ()
Date: February 22, 2019 11:20PM

yg
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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Vsyy u cam ()
Date: January 06, 2020 08:26PM

I wish she would check in.

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Bumptard ()
Date: June 04, 2020 11:16PM

I still think about her!

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Re: Rate my butt
Posted by: Bumpski ()
Date: June 05, 2021 04:03PM

Hope she’s okay!

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