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What should eesh get his dad for Father's Day?
Posted by: $25,000.00 bond ()
Date: June 09, 2016 05:59PM

His bail money back? Gas money from New York to Va? Lawyer money?

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Re: What should eesh get his dad for Father's Day?
Posted by: a Nike shirt ()
Date: June 10, 2016 12:53AM

and some camo shorts, so they can have matching outfits.

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Re: What should eesh get his dad for Father's Day?
Posted by: in yo face ()
Date: June 10, 2016 07:12AM

A blowjob

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Re: What should eesh get his dad for Father's Day?
Posted by: WSH LAX Father's Day ()
Date: June 10, 2016 07:15AM

He should finger paint a picture for him with his own poop. Then when his dad says "eewww man wtf?" Eesh can say "you created my poop, so it's your poop, now you can lick it and not get sick." Then he could pee on his face and they can both go to Old Country Buffet and poop the poop they pooped on each other because they are gay like that.

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Re: What should eesh get his dad for Father's Day?
Posted by: WYwYU ()
Date: June 11, 2016 12:05AM

Nothing, like he got his mother

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Re: What should eesh get his dad for Father's Day?
Posted by: Randy Quaid ()
Date: June 11, 2016 12:17AM

A membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

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Re: What should eesh get his dad for Father's Day?
Posted by: that was dumb ()
Date: June 12, 2016 01:08AM

WSH LAX Father's Day Wrote:
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> He should finger paint a picture for him with his
> own poop. Then when his dad says "eewww man wtf?"
> Eesh can say "you created my poop, so it's your
> poop, now you can lick it and not get sick." Then
> he could pee on his face and they can both go to
> Old Country Buffet and poop the poop they pooped
> on each other because they are gay like that.


Okaaay lol

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Re: What should eesh get his dad for Father's Day?
Posted by: GARBAGE. ()
Date: June 12, 2016 02:37AM

Who gives a fuck.

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