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Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: WSH Lax Deceased ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:03PM

Well brohans, it happened. Those FTRA guys tracked me down in San Diego. A couple of them were black and I told them I was friends with Danny Glover and LL Cool J but they whipped the shit out of my ass. Dying is really fucking wierd, it must be what shrooms are like. Anyway they almost killed Maverick too, but he's not here so I quess Candi's with him now. That fucking sucks bros. I wish she had died too. The wierdest thing about dying is I still have internet.

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: KC6d7 ()
Date: May 06, 2016 06:13PM

Time for that idiot that picks on these kids to reveal that he's friends with a retired coroner that he called up and got to call every morgue in SoCal to check if it happened. You know, as a favor.

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: WSH LAX Deceased ()
Date: May 06, 2016 06:36PM

I got to the Pearly Gates & met Saint Peter. He is hung like a horse. After I gave him a knob job, he sent me back to Earth.

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: WSH BASEBALL ()
Date: May 06, 2016 07:10PM

Glad to see you back from the dead brohan! Since you ruled the school I knew you soul rule death too! You are such a badass and I need to tell you that you were the reason I always got shower boner! I mean you are just so cool with your awesome hobo fake life and we are all jealous broner! All of your fake made up friends are pulling for you brohan and we can accept your new buddy Maverick into our PNP Parties if you want brohemian!

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:28PM

Haha more jealousy. I know this is you Mike O'Meara Show Fan. The references to gay porn, the jealousy, and the sexual obsession of me. Hey faggot how's your butt buddy Rush Limbaugh? You smoke any 711 Dominican cigars with him? Or talk to more of you homo friends who do you sexual favors? Aren't you a foreigner too? Wait til Trump gets elected and you're gone. Hahahaha

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:38PM

This is the finale? After all that it ends with a stupid bros I got killed thread? You fucking suck cock. Weirdo.

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:50PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> This is the finale? After all that it ends with a
> stupid bros I got killed thread? You fucking suck
> cock. Weirdo.

Shut the fuck up you filthy camel fucking rag head. That wasn't even me you stupid fucktard.

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:54PM

U fuckin piece of shit. You and your shit suck balls.

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:56PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> U fuckin piece of shit. You and your shit suck
> balls.


I'll suck yours. Want me to bring Maverick too? One bro for each ball.

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:58PM

I will punch you so hard you goatfucker. I will then fuck you in the camel loving tailpipe.

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 09:04PM

Maverick taught me that if you punch a bro in the gut hard then it makes it easier to slip into their ass. I didn't even know he'd started until he was already balls deep. Epic trick.

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: WSH Baseball ()
Date: May 06, 2016 09:18PM

WSH LAX Drifter Wrote:
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> Maverick taught me that if you punch a bro in the
> gut hard then it makes it easier to slip into
> their ass. I didn't even know he'd started until
> he was already balls deep. Epic trick.

Kyle that is amazing. I don't think Brandon knew that last night. It was a rough entry.

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: Dylan McKay ()
Date: May 07, 2016 01:38AM

The FTRA gang are no joke. I almost died on a train going to Santa Fe, NM.

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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: Not a joke ()
Date: May 07, 2016 11:23AM

Dylan McKay Wrote:
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> The FTRA gang are no joke. I almost died on a
> train going to Santa Fe, NM.

Robert Joseph Silvera Jr or the "Boxcar Killer," was an FTRA member who killed dozens of rail riders in the 90's. Often killing his victims with hard objects.
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Re: Yo bros I got killed
Posted by: More details plz ()
Date: May 07, 2016 12:15PM

Dylan McKay Wrote:
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> The FTRA gang are no joke. I almost died on a
> train going to Santa Fe, NM.

Would love to know more of your story, really. I had a similar experience with FTRA in 96. Was on a train heading north to Spokane, WA in a open box car. Old dude's pretty chill. We're drinking thunderbird and watching the scenery. Then all of the sudden he freaks out and starts yelling at me about how I stole his boots in Fresno, CA. He pulled out a knife and started telling me how he was gonna keeeel me and then throw my body under the train wheels. By the grace of God the train slowed down enough to where I could jump off. Threw my gear then myself. Got roughed up a little but found my gear and walked it off. Pretty much gave up on freight hopping after that mess. Back then you had some pretty sketchy people riding. Ex cons, illegals, and mental patients. People who otherwise couldn't function in regular society. Heard that nowadays the FTRA is pretty much gone. Either all the old timers died off or got arrested. A lot of people who claim they're FTRA are full of shit. Now the bull's pretty much a tactical unit when they used to be douchebags in suits. Also fines are a lot stricter because of terrorist shit.

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