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Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: captain kidd ()
Date: May 02, 2016 07:23PM

I'm recruiting a pirate crew in Fairfax County.

No seagoing experience necessary, but must be willing to drink rum, rape, pillage and plunder. US Navy and Fairfax County Police and Fire not allowed-- we don't want queers.

Apply by reply.

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: One Eyed Willy ()
Date: May 02, 2016 08:38PM

I'm in

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: Peg Leg ()
Date: May 02, 2016 08:54PM

I'm in

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: Carries ()
Date: May 02, 2016 09:39PM

Arrrrrrrrrr

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: yarrr ()
Date: May 02, 2016 09:48PM

*belches*

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: USS Underground ()
Date: May 02, 2016 11:13PM

All aboard.
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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: KekLK ()
Date: May 02, 2016 11:53PM

>All aboard.

Can't you read? US Navy need not apply.

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: argh ()
Date: May 02, 2016 11:59PM

argh.

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: hot wench ()
Date: May 03, 2016 08:00AM

Yo ho ho an a bottle o rum, mateys.

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: CaptainFeathersword ()
Date: May 03, 2016 09:18AM

Let's do this!
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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: bn ()
Date: May 03, 2016 09:35AM

What!? No butt pirates allowed? that blows.

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: Bmtem ()
Date: May 03, 2016 09:42AM

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: Whitebeard ()
Date: May 03, 2016 09:48AM

What type of pirate pack do I sign?

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: Closeted Doofus Pirate ()
Date: May 03, 2016 10:12AM

captain kidd Wrote:
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> I'm recruiting a pirate crew in Fairfax County.
>
> No seagoing experience necessary, but must be
> willing to drink rum, rape, pillage and plunder.
> US Navy and Fairfax County Police and Fire not
> allowed-- we don't want queers.
>
> Apply by reply.

Oh, so you're looking for some closeted/curious pirates.
Because anyone secure in their choice of partner's gender doesn't give a shit what other people do.

I also bet if your house is on fire or you get robbed in Fairfax, the first number you'll dial is 911.

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: XueVJ ()
Date: May 04, 2016 01:21PM

the fact is in the 1990's , fairfax was FIRING any honest worker

corrupt workers rose above hard workers quickly, hard workers that were chearters suffered and were fired, the crud that cheated and never work were promoted

the town was absolutely bent on being criminal and firing anyone who would "call the cops or sue" if they encountered illegal things going on. employers often stalked their own employees - ie missing paychecks and "set-ups".


you can say i'm the only one who remembers. but infact many others in the are made similar comments during the 1990's.



i have no doubt the beltway bandits (dc) were doing likewise

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: GHXeW ()
Date: May 04, 2016 01:21PM

pretty fucking parrot funny isn't it ?
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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: WigglesForHire ()
Date: May 04, 2016 01:45PM

These guys may be available, but I believe one of them may have died. :(...
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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: GkPLv ()
Date: May 05, 2016 04:44PM

GkPLv

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Re: Recruiting Pirates in Fairfax County
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:27PM

How bout rump rangers? I have a scurvy crew that wants your booty.

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