I work in an office with an extremely lax dress code. Ever since the weather got hot, the office tramps are in full bloom. Super short skirts, cleavage almost popping out, and the other day, no joke, this woman was wearing a leather dress.

It would be one thing if they were all smoking hot, but most of them are chain smoking skanks that look more at home at a dive bar than an office.

Anybody here surrounded by office sluts?

I suppose you work at a lower-tiered office building with old plumbing and the smell of must? We don't have that kind of trash around these parts.

I only have one stupid chain-smoking skank in my office who's guilty of the same behavior, and I have to look at it all day. What makes it even worse is she blew thousands of dollars on stupid looking fake tits (I HATE fake tits!) and a tummy-tuck. Well, the idiot makes sure that her fake tits are pretty much fully exposed for the world to see, and she eats whatever she wants and wonders why her pancake/flat-tire love handles stick out from under her mid-riff shirts with stretch marks raked all over them. A true jem, I assure you. 2 different kids from 2 different Daddies and victim #3 is in the works.

The Real Sculler Wrote:
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2 different kids from 2 different
> Daddies and victim #3 is in the works.


You are victim #3 arent you?

Hell. No.

The Real Sculler Wrote:
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> I only have one stupid chain-smoking skank in my
> office who's guilty of the same behavior, and I
> have to look at it all day. What makes it even
> worse is she blew thousands of dollars on stupid
> looking fake tits (I HATE fake tits!) and a
> tummy-tuck. Well, the idiot makes sure that her
> fake tits are pretty much fully exposed for the
> world to see, and she eats whatever she wants and
> wonders why her pancake/flat-tire love handles
> stick out from under her mid-riff shirts with
> stretch marks raked all over them. A true jem, I
> assure you. 2 different kids from 2 different
> Daddies and victim #3 is in the works.



All tits are the same on the outside. Personally, I don't discriminate against any kind of tits. Except man tits.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

So animal tits are OK with you as well? Cow utters perhaps?

Judge Crater Wrote:
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> So animal tits are OK with you as well? Cow
> utters perhaps?


Possibly. I've hooked up with some fatties when it was my turn to be the wingman back in the day.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Another useless thread without pictures

Warhawk Wrote:
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> All tits are the same on the outside. Personally,
> I don't discriminate against any kind of tits.
> Except man tits.

Blah... fake tittes are meh.

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Melissa Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
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> > All tits are the same on the outside.
> Personally,
> > I don't discriminate against any kind of tits.
> > Except man tits.
>
> Blah... fake tittes are meh.

STFU u skank cunt

Cunt? Yes. Skank? Nope.

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I wish my office had skanky sluts.