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Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 02, 2016 11:21AM

Tell us, what would you do if you only had a brain?
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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: He is a dummy ()
Date: February 02, 2016 06:19PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Tell us, what would you do if you only had a
> brain?


Ralph Pootawn does come off as one of the slower posters here. Actually, you Gerrymanderer, seems more intelligent at times. And that's not saying much.

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 02, 2016 07:19PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Tell us, what would you do if you only had a
> brain?
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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 03, 2016 02:59PM

No answer Ralph? Do you understand the question? Post a meme if you need to.

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 03, 2016 03:04PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> No answer Ralph? Do you understand the question?
> Post a meme if you need to.
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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 03, 2016 03:07PM

The sheriff does not approve of this Ralph. He's fond of you.

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 03, 2016 03:15PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Tell us, what would you do if you only had a
> brain?
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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 03, 2016 03:17PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> -----
> > Tell us, what would you do if you only had a
> > brain?


She looked so much better when she was drunk in the video.

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Caulky White ()
Date: February 03, 2016 04:06PM

I'm inclined to disagree with Gerry's inference that Ralph is brainless. I find Ralph to be one of the more entertaining posters here. When he does make a comment, it seems authentic and sincere. When he does find himself at the 'butt end' of a joke, he has demonstrated that he has the ability to keep his sense of humor. His remarks are often funny but never really mean. I say well done, Ralph.

Gerrymanderer2. While you sometimes sound reasonably intelligent, more often you do not. I don't think you are actually as smart as you think yourself to be. At least, to me, that's how you usually come across. A bit too pompous. Personally, I find you annoying. Petty as it may sound, I even find your FFU moniker 'Gerrymanderer2' annoying. To me, Gerry, you're never funny. I find your attempts at humor to be trite and contrived. I find myself avoiding or clicking out of a post if I see you are involved in the conversation. I certainly don't take time to read 90% of what you say as too often it turns out to be drivel. For example, you posted the Scarecrow picture to start this thread. I think that underscores my opinion on your non-existent sense of humor. If you leave, you will not be missed.

Wingnut. Lately, I do miss Wingnut and hope that he is not forever gone from this gloomy forum. His posts present him as a formidable ally in the war against stupidity and ignorance. His common-sense approach and bulletproof ego make him a titan of FFU. I have found myself laughing aloud at some of the comments and observations that Wingnut brings to the table. To me, he is one of the last of a dying breed. Soon to join ranks of many of the fallen All-Stars; inkahootz, Mephisto, Jen Money, Hoochanude, Washingtonelocian,(sp?) just to name a few.

For what its worth...

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 03, 2016 04:17PM

Jen Money? lol. That was a good laugh. You got a lot more patience and dedication to this than I do. I could never write a wall of text like that about nothing while calling others posts dribble.

Very entertaining. Write another one.

Wingnut? Why'd you go into hiding? Did you catch a charge?

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Caulky White ()
Date: February 03, 2016 04:25PM

Drivel. I called your posts drivel.

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 03, 2016 04:28PM

Whyd you try to erase your posts wingnut? Did you leave because I bumped all the shit you were wrong on over the years? I doubt it. You never showed any sense of shame.

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: February 03, 2016 04:32PM

Gerry is not funny, and he's not a Real American.

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 03, 2016 04:33PM

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Oh Please ()
Date: February 03, 2016 04:37PM

Caulky White Wrote:
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> I'm inclined to disagree with Gerry's inference
> that Ralph is brainless. I find Ralph to be one
> of the more entertaining posters here. When he
> does make a comment, it seems authentic and
> sincere. When he does find himself at the 'butt
> end' of a joke, he has demonstrated that he has
> the ability to keep his sense of humor. His
> remarks are often funny but never really mean. I
> say well done, Ralph.
>
> Gerrymanderer2. While you sometimes sound
> reasonably intelligent, more often you do not. I
> don't think you are actually as smart as you think
> yourself to be. At least, to me, that's how you
> usually come across. A bit too pompous.
> Personally, I find you annoying. Petty as it may
> sound, I even find your FFU moniker
> 'Gerrymanderer2' annoying. To me, Gerry, you're
> never funny. I find your attempts at humor to be
> trite and contrived. I find myself avoiding or
> clicking out of a post if I see you are involved
> in the conversation. I certainly don't take time
> to read 90% of what you say as too often it turns
> out to be drivel. For example, you posted the
> Scarecrow picture to start this thread. I think
> that underscores my opinion on your non-existent
> sense of humor. If you leave, you will not be
> missed.
>
> Wingnut. Lately, I do miss Wingnut and hope that
> he is not forever gone from this gloomy forum. His
> posts present him as a formidable ally in the war
> against stupidity and ignorance. His common-sense
> approach and bulletproof ego make him a titan of
> FFU. I have found myself laughing aloud at some of
> the comments and observations that Wingnut brings
> to the table. To me, he is one of the last of a
> dying breed. Soon to join ranks of many of the
> fallen All-Stars; inkahootz, Mephisto, Jen Money,
> Hoochanude, Washingtonelocian,(sp?) just to name a
> few.
>
> For what its worth...

It ain't worth much. Gerry is one of the few reasons I still visit this site. I appreciate his political insights and he has a great sense of humor. Ralph and WingNut are ignorant bigots with NO sense of humor. But then I'm sure that you find Ralph's pic of an aging hippie playing the flute hilarious when he posts it for the millionth time, which he will undoubtedly do after this post.

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 03, 2016 06:01PM

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 03, 2016 06:04PM

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 03, 2016 06:05PM

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 03, 2016 06:05PM

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 03, 2016 06:07PM

Niiiiiiicee

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 03, 2016 06:08PM

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 03, 2016 10:56PM

Oh Please Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Caulky White Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm inclined to disagree with Gerry's inference
> > that Ralph is brainless. I find Ralph to be
> one
> > of the more entertaining posters here. When he
> > does make a comment, it seems authentic and
> > sincere. When he does find himself at the 'butt
> > end' of a joke, he has demonstrated that he has
> > the ability to keep his sense of humor. His
> > remarks are often funny but never really mean.
> I
> > say well done, Ralph.
> >
> > Gerrymanderer2. While you sometimes sound
> > reasonably intelligent, more often you do not.
> I
> > don't think you are actually as smart as you
> think
> > yourself to be. At least, to me, that's how you
> > usually come across. A bit too pompous.
> > Personally, I find you annoying. Petty as it
> may
> > sound, I even find your FFU moniker
> > 'Gerrymanderer2' annoying. To me, Gerry,
> you're
> > never funny. I find your attempts at humor to
> be
> > trite and contrived. I find myself avoiding or
> > clicking out of a post if I see you are
> involved
> > in the conversation. I certainly don't take
> time
> > to read 90% of what you say as too often it
> turns
> > out to be drivel. For example, you posted the
> > Scarecrow picture to start this thread. I think
> > that underscores my opinion on your
> non-existent
> > sense of humor. If you leave, you will not be
> > missed.
> >
> > Wingnut. Lately, I do miss Wingnut and hope
> that
> > he is not forever gone from this gloomy forum.
> His
> > posts present him as a formidable ally in the
> war
> > against stupidity and ignorance. His
> common-sense
> > approach and bulletproof ego make him a titan
> of
> > FFU. I have found myself laughing aloud at some
> of
> > the comments and observations that Wingnut
> brings
> > to the table. To me, he is one of the last of a
> > dying breed. Soon to join ranks of many of the
> > fallen All-Stars; inkahootz, Mephisto, Jen
> Money,
> > Hoochanude, Washingtonelocian,(sp?) just to name
> a
> > few.
> >
> > For what its worth...
>
> It ain't worth much. Gerry is one of the few
> reasons I still visit this site. I appreciate his
> political insights and he has a great sense of
> humor. Ralph and WingNut are ignorant bigots with
> NO sense of humor. But then I'm sure that you find
> Ralph's pic of an aging hippie playing the flute
> hilarious when he posts it for the millionth time,
> which he will undoubtedly do after this post.


You're obviously one of those idiots cheering at a Sanders or Clinton rally. If you got out of your parents' basement and worked for a living you might wake up someday. It's ok little one.

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: The better image ()
Date: February 04, 2016 06:55PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No answer Ralph? Do you understand the
> question?
> > Post a meme if you need to.
Don't invoke her without showing off those glorious funbags

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: bump this all night ()
Date: February 09, 2016 07:55PM

Hey Hey Hey

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: MMMM ME WANTS ()
Date: February 09, 2016 08:14PM

YUMMY

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2016 08:52PM

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Re: Hey Ralph Pootawn
Posted by: Trump Voter ()
Date: February 09, 2016 10:19PM

eesh Wrote:
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Tight picture of a trump voter

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