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My wife has become obese like Brianna Keiler and wants sex every morning.
Posted by: Obese wife ()
Date: January 16, 2016 07:57AM

My new wife who was tight and hot when married has ballooned into the shape of that dyke man woman Brianna Keiler. Worst of all, she wants sex every morning and I'm grossed out by the chunks. Do I get divorced again?

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Re: My wife has become obese like Brianna Keiler and wants sex every morning.
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: January 16, 2016 08:11AM

Again?

First time could have been anyone's fault.

Second time it's your fault.

Divorce her and leave the female gender alone.

You aren't compatible with them.

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Re: My wife has become obese like Brianna Keiler and wants sex every morning.
Posted by: Nipnotsignedin ()
Date: January 16, 2016 11:34AM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Again?
>
> First time could have been anyone's fault.
>
> Second time it's your fault.
>
> Divorce her and leave the female gender alone.
>
> You aren't compatible with them.


Vexxxed you crack me up. OP listen to the man he knows of what he speaks.

Nip

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Re: My wife has become obese like Brianna Keiler and wants sex every morning.
Posted by: antivexxed ()
Date: January 16, 2016 12:06PM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Again?
>
> First time could have been anyone's fault.
>
> Second time it's your fault.
>
> Divorce her and leave the female gender alone.
>
> You aren't compatible with them.


Worked for you didn't it faggot

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