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Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: Reaper ()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:45PM

He's old. They go in but they don't come out.

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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: Dead old man walking ()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:48PM

His poll numbers are too high.

Hillary's going to arrange another 'accident.'

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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: berning turd ()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:56PM

He was pushing too hard on the campaign trail.

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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: Dr. Ben Dover ()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:08PM

Outpatient hernia operation. No big deal.

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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: Dr. Ben Dover ()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:08PM

Outpatient hernia operation. No big deal.

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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: Ew3yh ()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:54PM

doubt he'll survive the surgery. there is a danger when putting a retarded person under anesthesia that he may not wake up. especially old white men who suffer severe mental handicaps. good news is this is gonna bring his carbon footprint down to zero.

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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: Dumbass libturdz. ()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:30PM

His decomposing body will release too many greenhouse gases. We better shoot it off to outer space.

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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: Doped Out ()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:31PM

Ew3yh Wrote:
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> doubt he'll survive the surgery. there is a
> danger when putting a retarded person under
> anesthesia that he may not wake up. especially
> old white men who suffer severe mental handicaps.
> good news is this is gonna bring his carbon
> footprint down to zero.

Then you had better hope you are never put under "anesthesia".

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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: he gonna daid ()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:53PM

That's the way that it always starts with old folks.

Some minor health problem...

Then BAM!

Dead.

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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: November 30, 2015 06:37PM

Bernie tried to pick up Hillary.

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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: dembells ()
Date: November 30, 2015 06:39PM

True the Vote! Wrote:
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> Bernie tried to pick up Hillary.


That's a good 185 lb dead lift.

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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: Gw pkway ()
Date: November 30, 2015 07:41PM

Ah, the old Vince Foster trick.

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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: mwyPX ()
Date: November 30, 2015 08:14PM


i found no news of this health problem except on ffu

fuck off

transmitting false health information over telephone lines is ILLEGAL


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Re: Bernie Sanders in hospital - Not expected to live
Posted by: UMAD ()
Date: December 01, 2015 08:09PM

Feel da birn.
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