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need help breaking up with a girl
Posted by: disposable arts ()
Date: June 17, 2009 09:29AM

i come to you a broken man

the she devil is getting worse by the day. she used to just be a bitch. now she is super psycho crazy controlling nuts in a vice. and she is getting progressively uglier. she is not sexy enough, attractive enough, or cool enough to put me in this position

should i marry her?

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Date: June 17, 2009 09:31AM

disposable arts Wrote:
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> i come to you a broken man
>
> the she devil is getting worse by the day. she
> used to just be a bitch. now she is super psycho
> crazy controlling nuts in a vice. and she is
> getting progressively uglier. she is not sexy
> enough, attractive enough, or cool enough to put
> me in this position
>
> should i marry her?


Yes

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: June 17, 2009 09:38AM

No, and don't listen to WTL, he goes to National games, he wants to be unhappy.

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Date: June 17, 2009 09:38AM

spunky Wrote:
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> No, and don't listen to WTL, he goes to National
> games, he wants to be unhappy.


The dude is a troll.

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: June 17, 2009 09:39AM

disposable arts Wrote:
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> i come to you a broken man
>
> the she devil is getting worse by the day. she
> used to just be a bitch. now she is super psycho
> crazy controlling nuts in a vice. and she is
> getting progressively uglier. she is not sexy
> enough, attractive enough, or cool enough to put
> me in this position
>
> should i marry her?


Does she post on FFXU?

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: June 17, 2009 09:41AM

disposable arts Wrote:
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> i come to you a broken man
>
> the she devil is getting worse by the day. she
> used to just be a bitch. now she is super psycho
> crazy controlling nuts in a vice. and she is
> getting progressively uglier. she is not sexy
> enough, attractive enough, or cool enough to put
> me in this position
>
> should i marry her?

Sounds like you already did.

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: June 17, 2009 09:45AM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> spunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No, and don't listen to WTL, he goes to
> National
> > games, he wants to be unhappy.
>
>
> The dude is a troll.


WTL why are you on my ass today? 9:38am, same, same?

Why all the trolls?

Maybe we should create a scavenger hunt through out fairfax county in an effort

to identify some of these trolls? I would say they are mostly kids.

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: June 17, 2009 09:51AM

Disposable - please provide more details, how long you've been with her...photos...what does she do to you etc.

It's hard to give good advice based on what you've said but it's definitely evident it's time to get out.

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Posted by: disposable arts ()
Date: June 17, 2009 09:53AM

I think she does post on FU. And I think I know her handle, but I don't dare say who

I'm not a troll. Just a guy in need of some guidance by those who have made similar mistakes in life

my true love lives in San Francisco and comes to vist twice a year. my in real life woman troll doesnt know about her

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Posted by: disposable arts ()
Date: June 17, 2009 09:54AM

okay brit i will. give me a second though

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 17, 2009 09:57AM

disposable arts Wrote:
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> i come to you a broken man
>
> the she devil is getting worse by the day. she
> used to just be a bitch. now she is super psycho
> crazy controlling nuts in a vice. and she is
> getting progressively uglier. she is not sexy
> enough, attractive enough, or cool enough to put
> me in this position
>
> should i marry her?


Is your "she devil" named Spunky?

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“It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton Lavey

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: June 17, 2009 09:58AM

Does the word succubus mean anything to you?

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Date: June 17, 2009 09:58AM

spunky Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spunky Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No, and don't listen to WTL, he goes to
> > National
> > > games, he wants to be unhappy.
> >
> >
> > The dude is a troll.
>
>
> WTL why are you on my ass today? 9:38am, same,
> same?
>
>

I thought I gave you good woodpecker advice. WTF?

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: June 17, 2009 10:12AM

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Eh, if you are for real, change the locks on your house, change all of your passwords because women are craftier than men and she probably knows them, and tell her to hit the road. Let her know exactly why you are breaking up with her, then ignore her going forward. Keeping in contact only gives false hope of a reconciliation. Just like on here, if you IGNORE people who are out to get you, they eventually go away. (Hint, Vince and Inkahootz.)

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

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Re: need help breaking up with a girl
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: June 17, 2009 12:56PM

Can I has her numbers?

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