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Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: some more info. ()
Date: October 30, 2015 02:25AM

God, I hate this car. Might as well have that Flintstones thing than this 'Champagne' piece of shit. Was fiiinally going to get that new Taurus until...well, that's just not an option anymore. Still, I'd rather sit here and stare at the Henderson's than go inside. Fuck! I might as well just get it over with...one of them might look out the window if I stay too much longer.

Oh my God, I can hear them already. What the fuck could've possibly happened now?
I Knew I should've emptied out the study and locked them in there all day. Nothing else could happen if I take their phones and lock them up while I'm gone, right? Jesus CHRIST I haven't even opened the Door yet and I can hear her shrieking. That's what she does...just Shrieks.

"...--ould do something like this!" shrieks Fat Sharon. That's what I call her, now. Fat Sharon.

The smell hits me like a physical being, forcing me back a step. I retch and dry heave, but manage to keep the Long John Silvers from earlier down. It smells like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have been having anal sex in my house. With no ventilation. For months.

I'm so stunned I can't even close the door quickly enough, and the cat shoots out into the night. Like she was shot out of one of those t-shirt cannons at a Nats game. Maybe she Was...who the fuck knows what I'm about to walk into tonight. She's been trying to escape since the day we got her.

"Save yourself," I mutter.
"Send help," I pray.

It's better for her this way, anyway. She probably hasn't been fed in days, and there's a literal Ziggurat of shit spilling out of her box. Biologists should be studying her to figure out how she's survived so long.

"...--ur father has to say about This!" I hear as the shrieking forces its way back into my head, obliterating any chance of hearing myself think. What the Fuck has the little faggot done now. God, I hope whatever it is carries mandatory jail time. What I would give to go back in time and throw him down a well. Or leave him outside for the wolves, or whatever people do. Could've frozen him until prom season and thrown him in a dumpster behind Broad Run. A Prom Night Dumpster-Baby. End of Story. Hindsight is twenty twenty.

Sometimes, I can still smell that new Taurus leather. Fucking worthless Leiser. Fucking worthless kid. Thirty fucking years old. Thirty!

I'm at the top of the stairs, following Fat Sharon's screams, when the crinkling starts. I look down and see that someone has apparently spent their day carefully cutting out all the pictures of children from the Sunday Post's color ads. Hundreds of tiny boys and girls line the hallway smiling up at me, mocking my existence. The smell is getting worse. I should just turn around now. I could probably make it to the bank by five if I catch the lights. Empty out all my accounts and half of the joint. I'm not greedy. If I move now I could be at Dulles by six, no one would ever find me in the Philippines. I hear there's thousands of tiny islands. Thousands of tiny beaches.

But I don't. That decision alone better earn me a place in heaven. I keep moving forward through the tiny childre--are those rose petals too? Yup. That worthless fat fuck has lined the hallway with photos of small children and rose petals. I'll bet the Philippines are amazing this time of year. I follow the trail around the corner where it dead-ends with His room. At some point within these last few feet, I've climbed inside Lucifer's asshole...the smell has started to effect my motor-functions.

How is Fat Sharon still on her feet? I steady myself with a hand on the wall.

"Will you talk some sense into him?" she Shrieks.
I take a deep breath and try the door. Locked. I pat the pocket containing my prayer card of St Bonaventure in silent thanks. Judging by the fact I can Taste the air now, I doubt I would have survived the backdraft if it opened. It tastes like diarrhea. Four Loko blackout 4am McDonald's breakfast diarrhea.

"Mom -e--ed up -y -eeb-r!" comes a shrill muffled cry.

God why is his voice so feminine? Why couldn't he have been more like the Henderson boy? What did I do? What-did-I-DO? But Ol' Saint B remains silent on this regard, so I persevere.

"I can't hear you, William. Lift up a corner of the covers," I reply.
"I saaiiid, 'Mom messed up by peeber!' You never fucking listen to me!" responds the door.

"Peeber?" I mouth silently to Fat Sharon.
"It's an acronym!" she shrieks right in my fucking ear. "Pedophile Yellow Brick Road."

"It was the Best one! Ever!" adds the door.
If I killed him now, who would know? Who would Care?

"He hasn't come out from there all day," Fat Sharon shrieks.
"From his room?"
"No, from under the covers."

I am beginning to visualize the source of the smell: an unwiped thirty year old man-child, who subsists solely on fast food. Maybe I should call Cathy from work...she was talking about retiring soon...maybe start over fresh somewhere. Maybe Cathy likes the beach. Maybe then it wouldn't be something new Every Single Day from my "autistic" pedophile son. Or my childish fat wife who babies and enables him.

Is this who I have worked so hard for? Is this IT? What happened to my needs? My dreams? If I run all the reds, I can still make it to the bank...

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Oh, for f***'s sake.... ()
Date: October 30, 2015 02:34AM

His head's already under the covers - just pile a few pillows on top, and press down for fifteen minutes.

Or, go outside and call SWAT.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 30, 2015 03:02AM

Bravo

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: same village same questions ()
Date: October 30, 2015 06:30AM

Is Fat Sharon available for "childcare"?

Perhaps she could find serenity by immersing herself in the steady droning sounds of socially retarded millenials, who in their idiotic certainty, speak wisdom in guttural grunts and garbled semi-syllables.

Save lives by locking ambulating millenials in small dimly lit rooms feeding them only cheese puffs only when the duct tape is briefly removed.

So long as they have access to cellular or satellite devices, they must be physically prevented from attsmpting verbal communication. (Refresh the duct tape as needed.)

The highest and best use of any millenial: doorstop or anchor.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: 9k7eh ()
Date: October 30, 2015 02:39PM

I feel bad for moreno senior too.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Rockstar ()
Date: October 30, 2015 03:02PM

(slow clap)

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: up da wazoo ()
Date: October 30, 2015 10:48PM

Sen├Ár, por favor, say to me that Fryday be mucho, mucho gooder then Thorsday at Casa del Sterling. Me is mucho cry to you.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 30, 2015 10:55PM

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: some more info. ()
Date: October 30, 2015 11:14PM

Look into the man's eyes.
Feel his sorrow.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Eesh rap battle throwdown ()
Date: October 30, 2015 11:18PM

eesh Wrote:
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> !


hermaphrodite don't even try to act like you half as tight you pass pipes with tweakers and take it in the ass at night.

Yo the only thing we got in common is your level of melanin, You crash dorm parties with your that are celebate and start sending them messages to the resident's president like "yes sir your excellence recollecting the evidence"

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: nice one eesh! ()
Date: October 30, 2015 11:25PM

some more info. Wrote:
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> God, I hate this car. Might as well have that
> Flintstones thing than this 'Champagne' piece of
> shit. Was fiiinally going to get that new Taurus
> until...well, that's just not an option anymore.
> Still, I'd rather sit here and stare at the
> Henderson's than go inside. Fuck! I might as well
> just get it over with...one of them might look out
> the window if I stay too much longer.
>
> Oh my God, I can hear them already. What the fuck
> could've possibly happened now?
> I Knew I should've emptied out the study and
> locked them in there all day. Nothing else could
> happen if I take their phones and lock them up
> while I'm gone, right? Jesus CHRIST I haven't even
> opened the Door yet and I can hear her shrieking.
> That's what she does...just Shrieks.
>
> "...--ould do something like this!" shrieks Fat
> Sharon. That's what I call her, now. Fat Sharon.
>
> The smell hits me like a physical being, forcing
> me back a step. I retch and dry heave, but manage
> to keep the Long John Silvers from earlier down.
> It smells like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
> have been having anal sex in my house. With no
> ventilation. For months.
>
> I'm so stunned I can't even close the door quickly
> enough, and the cat shoots out into the night.
> Like she was shot out of one of those t-shirt
> cannons at a Nats game. Maybe she Was...who the
> fuck knows what I'm about to walk into tonight.
> She's been trying to escape since the day we got
> her.
>
> "Save yourself," I mutter.
> "Send help," I pray.
>
> It's better for her this way, anyway. She probably
> hasn't been fed in days, and there's a literal
> Ziggurat of shit spilling out of her box.
> Biologists should be studying her to figure out
> how she's survived so long.
>
> "...--ur father has to say about This!" I hear as
> the shrieking forces its way back into my head,
> obliterating any chance of hearing myself think.
> What the Fuck has the little faggot done now. God,
> I hope whatever it is carries mandatory jail time.
> What I would give to go back in time and throw him
> down a well. Or leave him outside for the wolves,
> or whatever people do. Could've frozen him until
> prom season and thrown him in a dumpster behind
> Broad Run. A Prom Night Dumpster-Baby. End of
> Story. Hindsight is twenty twenty.
>
> Sometimes, I can still smell that new Taurus
> leather. Fucking worthless Leiser. Fucking
> worthless kid. Thirty fucking years old. Thirty!
>
> I'm at the top of the stairs, following Fat
> Sharon's screams, when the crinkling starts. I
> look down and see that someone has apparently
> spent their day carefully cutting out all the
> pictures of children from the Sunday Post's color
> ads. Hundreds of tiny boys and girls line the
> hallway smiling up at me, mocking my existence.
> The smell is getting worse. I should just turn
> around now. I could probably make it to the bank
> by five if I catch the lights. Empty out all my
> accounts and half of the joint. I'm not greedy. If
> I move now I could be at Dulles by six, no one
> would ever find me in the Philippines. I hear
> there's thousands of tiny islands. Thousands of
> tiny beaches.
>
> But I don't. That decision alone better earn me a
> place in heaven. I keep moving forward through the
> tiny childre--are those rose petals too? Yup. That
> worthless fat fuck has lined the hallway with
> photos of small children and rose petals. I'll bet
> the Philippines are amazing this time of year. I
> follow the trail around the corner where it
> dead-ends with His room. At some point within
> these last few feet, I've climbed inside Lucifer's
> asshole...the smell has started to effect my
> motor-functions.
>
> How is Fat Sharon still on her feet? I steady
> myself with a hand on the wall.
>
> "Will you talk some sense into him?" she Shrieks.
> I take a deep breath and try the door. Locked. I
> pat the pocket containing my prayer card of St
> Bonaventure in silent thanks. Judging by the fact
> I can Taste the air now, I doubt I would have
> survived the backdraft if it opened. It tastes
> like diarrhea. Four Loko blackout 4am McDonald's
> breakfast diarrhea.
>
> "Mom -e--ed up -y -eeb-r!" comes a shrill muffled
> cry.
>
> God why is his voice so feminine? Why couldn't he
> have been more like the Henderson boy? What did I
> do? What-did-I-DO? But Ol' Saint B remains silent
> on this regard, so I persevere.
>
> "I can't hear you, William. Lift up a corner of
> the covers," I reply.
> "I saaiiid, 'Mom messed up by peeber!' You never
> fucking listen to me!" responds the door.
>
> "Peeber?" I mouth silently to Fat Sharon.
> "It's an acronym!" she shrieks right in my fucking
> ear. "Pedophile Yellow Brick Road."
>
> "It was the Best one! Ever!" adds the door.
> If I killed him now, who would know? Who would
> Care?
>
> "He hasn't come out from there all day," Fat
> Sharon shrieks.
> "From his room?"
> "No, from under the covers."
>
> I am beginning to visualize the source of the
> smell: an unwiped thirty year old man-child, who
> subsists solely on fast food. Maybe I should call
> Cathy from work...she was talking about retiring
> soon...maybe start over fresh somewhere. Maybe
> Cathy likes the beach. Maybe then it wouldn't be
> something new Every Single Day from my "autistic"
> pedophile son. Or my childish fat wife who babies
> and enables him.
>
> Is this who I have worked so hard for? Is this IT?
> What happened to my needs? My dreams? If I run all
> the reds, I can still make it to the bank...


Good one eesh!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: hbnJc ()
Date: October 30, 2015 11:28PM

eesh is not a great enough writer to have made this.

Richard, run while you can.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: some more info. ()
Date: October 31, 2015 12:14AM

hbnJc Wrote:
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> eesh is not a great enough writer to have made
> this.

Indeed, sir.

> Richard, run while you can.

Indeed, sir.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: wtf is eesh ()
Date: October 31, 2015 10:18AM

the acrid odor of fartulation rushes forth, escaping a tortured incarceration by the flappy-lipped poster-boy who holds dear the notion of incoherent spew. "the unlimited genius in my possession generates verses clever, provoked in their entirety by my randy nights of fellatious gulping behind the dumpster of the rt 7 quickie-mart."

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: wtf? ()
Date: November 01, 2015 05:35AM

Wut.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: flfas ()
Date: November 29, 2015 09:41PM

outfuckingstanding

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Thank you sir can I have another ()
Date: December 20, 2015 10:02PM

Whoever wrote this....PLEASE do another one but make it about Christmas.

This is so funny. Seriously, 4-5 days is plenty of time to tell what Richard's Christmas will be like this year.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: include a paragraph ()
Date: January 01, 2016 10:03PM

outlining how miz was given sheets for Christmas, and was som pissed off with this present that he tore them up, and then went after his father with an axe.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: 3K9dJ ()
Date: January 05, 2016 02:38PM

Somebody should create an Urban Dictionary definition of Peeber.

Even an entry on William Moreno would be justified given that he has gone international with this story.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: looks like an inner tube ()
Date: January 05, 2016 02:44PM

His waist. Love handles for Mo.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: January 05, 2016 03:23PM

*_*

Nip
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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: 9Fwtw ()
Date: February 11, 2016 05:16PM

Thank you sir can I have another Wrote:
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> Whoever wrote this....PLEASE do another one but
> make it about Christmas.
>
> This is so funny. Seriously, 4-5 days is plenty
> of time to tell what Richard's Christmas will be
> like this year.


Yeah, we need another story like this.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: more ()
Date: May 01, 2016 04:14PM

Need some updates.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: feel free to pitch in! ()
Date: May 21, 2016 02:55PM

more Wrote:
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> Need some updates.


add you rown eeshlizmizmeg adventures to tis thread!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Bhygffft ()
Date: May 21, 2016 03:21PM

some more info. Wrote:
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> God, I hate this car. Might as well have that
> Flintstones thing than this 'Champagne' piece of
> shit. Was fiiinally going to get that new Taurus
> until...well, that's just not an option anymore.
>

>
> "Peeber?" I mouth silently to Fat Sharon.
> "It's an acronym!" she shrieks right in my fucking
> ear. "Pedophile Yellow Brick Road."
>
> Is this who I have worked so hard for? Is this IT?
> What happened to my needs? My dreams? If I run all
> the reds, I can still make it to the bank...

Brilliant!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: back to the top ()
Date: May 21, 2016 05:35PM

an FU classic!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: who would make the best PYBR? ()
Date: May 21, 2016 07:22PM

miz, or Meade?

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Date: May 21, 2016 07:51PM

eesh Wrote:
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file.php?40,file=207557,filename=4814593

That's the look you're going for in a large circulation paper like the Post?

Greasy hair, shirt too tight around your too many Big Macs belly, and collar open with tie hanging down.

Keep it classy Willy, keep it classy.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: MmdXv ()
Date: May 27, 2016 02:41PM

bump

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: how did the portrait turn out? ()
Date: May 27, 2016 09:17PM

Cucks for Clinton Wrote:
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>
> That's the look you're going for in a large
> circulation paper like the Post?
>
> Greasy hair, shirt too tight around your too many
> Big Macs belly, and collar open with tie hanging
> down.
>
> Keep it classy Willy, keep it classy.

amhe WaPo story said William was dressed to have his portrait painted. Did they ever finish?

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: back to the top ()
Date: May 30, 2016 01:03AM

back to the top

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: uHuxu ()
Date: May 30, 2016 01:07PM

Bump

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: CF9cU ()
Date: May 31, 2016 04:22PM

I'd like to hear another follow up to this story.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Writer ()
Date: May 31, 2016 04:43PM

CF9cU Wrote:
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> I'd like to hear another follow up to this story.

Write one up! We should have a contest.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: VYTP3 ()
Date: May 31, 2016 05:19PM

Writer Wrote:
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> CF9cU Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd like to hear another follow up to this
> story.
>
> Write one up! We should have a contest.


If you're the OP of this thread, I'll readily admit that you're a far better writer than I am.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Writer ()
Date: May 31, 2016 06:05PM

Not OP and you are correct, that would be tough to beat.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: back to the top ()
Date: June 02, 2016 12:22AM

back to the top

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Moreno madness. ()
Date: June 08, 2016 07:22PM

Bump

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Hnkuv ()
Date: June 09, 2016 02:30AM

Misery has been creating all those spam threads to try and get this one off of the first page.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: can't let that happen... ()
Date: June 09, 2016 02:59AM

Hnkuv Wrote:
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> Misery has been creating all those spam threads to
> try and get this one off of the first page.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Ed4Uy ()
Date: June 10, 2016 06:30PM

This is my favorite line in this whole short story. Lol

"I can't hear you, William. Lift up a corner of the covers," I reply.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: notice he said 'covers' ()
Date: June 10, 2016 06:39PM

Miz doesn't have sheets!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: mom messed up my peeber!!!! ()
Date: June 11, 2016 07:06PM

Best! One! Ever!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Gbwxn ()
Date: June 13, 2016 01:18PM

notice he said 'covers' Wrote:
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> Miz doesn't have sheets!


No, but he does have the covers over his head.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: how can he breathe? ()
Date: June 13, 2016 11:09PM

That unsheeted mattress must be filthy.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: I see team miz is active ()
Date: June 16, 2016 12:02AM

so back to the top with this thread

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: My favorite part ()
Date: June 16, 2016 07:53PM

some more info. Wrote:
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> I'm so stunned I can't even close the door quickly
> enough, and the cat shoots out into the night.
> Like she was shot out of one of those t-shirt
> cannons at a Nats game. Maybe she Was...who the
> fuck knows what I'm about to walk into tonight.
> She's been trying to escape since the day we got
> her.

This is my favorite part of the story. The fact that cat just takes the fuck off as soon as the door opens is just a really bad omen. The cat knew it was time to get the fuck out of dodge. Richard knew he was walking into some awful shit but had no idea he was about to come upon a PBYR for the first time.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Another good part ()
Date: June 19, 2016 03:17PM

This part is great too. It's early on in the story and it sets the tone beautifully for what is to come. The cat just took the fuck off and never looked back. Richard, on the other hand, went in and was introduced to his first PBYR.

some more info. Wrote:
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> I'm so stunned I can't even close the door quickly
> enough, and the cat shoots out into the night.
> Like she was shot out of one of those t-shirt
> cannons at a Nats game. Maybe she Was...who the
> fuck knows what I'm about to walk into tonight.
> She's been trying to escape since the day we got
> her.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Lake Diver ()
Date: June 19, 2016 03:34PM

Cucks for Clinton Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > !
>
>
> src="http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.
> php?40,file=207557,filename=481459368.jpg">
>
> That's the look you're going for in a large
> circulation paper like the Post?
>
> Greasy hair, shirt too tight around your too many
> Big Macs belly, and collar open with tie hanging
> down.
>
> Keep it classy Willy, keep it classy.


He looks like the bloated corpse of a drowning victim dressed up for the funeral.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: looks like a walrus ()
Date: June 21, 2016 12:42AM

The guy needs a gym. I bet chasing eesh down the street while swinging a bat was the first exercise miz has had in twenty years!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: xLTLj ()
Date: June 21, 2016 01:00AM

Miz is all of about 5'5" tall. He is doomed to the physique of a garden gnome at best.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: he's a fat MIDGET? ()
Date: June 21, 2016 01:02AM

Could that guy GET any more fucked up?

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: miz is active today ()
Date: June 21, 2016 03:54PM

so, back to the top.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: A gnome! Awesome! ()
Date: June 22, 2016 08:20PM

xLTLj Wrote:
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> Miz is all of about 5'5" tall. He is doomed to
> the physique of a garden gnome at best.


someone should make an entire line of FU celebrity garden gnomes! The moronos, eesh, Meade, hambeast. The would go well in my flower garden. (Don't know how I'd explain them to the neighbors, though.)

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: I want the hambeast gnome ()
Date: June 22, 2016 11:06PM

Lizzie could sculpt these things out of poop!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: That would work ()
Date: June 22, 2016 11:58PM

I want the hambeast gnome Wrote:
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> Lizzie could sculpt these things out of poop!

Well at least the sculptures would smell like the real characters.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: hmmm. sickening thought.... ()
Date: June 23, 2016 02:33AM

I'd never before contemplated how the fantastic four must smell. Cant' be good. Can't be good....

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Farmer Vincent's fritters ()
Date: June 23, 2016 04:54AM

A gnome! Awesome! Wrote:
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> xLTLj Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miz is all of about 5'5" tall. He is doomed to
> > the physique of a garden gnome at best.
>
>
> someone should make an entire line of FU celebrity
> garden gnomes! The moronos, eesh, Meade, hambeast.
> The would go well in my flower garden. (Don't know
> how I'd explain them to the neighbors, though.)


It seems like they have already made a Meade Garden Gnome.
Meade is looking for a good lawyer to sue the pants of Lucasfilms.
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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: back to the top........ ()
Date: June 25, 2016 08:51PM

back to the top........

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Average Thursday Night in Sterling with registered nurse Alicia dawn cook eastern Mennonite university
Posted by: night with Alicia Dawn Cook EMU ()
Date: June 26, 2016 10:19AM

Squish stuff owner Seth Comstock is married to nursing eastern Mennonite university graduate Alicia dawn cook

Alicia dawn cook eastern Mennonite university Harrisonburg Virginia

10/10

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: 5'5''? ()
Date: June 26, 2016 04:36PM

xLTLj Wrote:
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> Miz is all of about 5'5" tall. He is doomed to
> the physique of a garden gnome at best.


Miz and his family are DWARVES?
I'd like to go with eesh over to the Morono house and we could do some dwarf tossing!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: y3wLE ()
Date: June 27, 2016 01:09PM

some more info. Wrote:
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> "It was the Best one! Ever!" adds the door.
> If I killed him now, who would know? Who would
> Care?
>
> "He hasn't come out from there all day," Fat
> Sharon shrieks.
> "From his room?"
> "No, from under the covers."
>


This part is great. It shows just how much Richard hates his son. Richard Moreno realizes that his son is a worthless pedophile but it trapped and unable to get rid of him

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: bumping bumer ()
Date: June 30, 2016 03:14PM

B U M P

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: classic thread..... ()
Date: July 02, 2016 02:14PM

Introduced our little FU community to peebers.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: online infor re: PYBRs ()
Date: July 12, 2016 11:27PM

all thanks to Mr misery.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: mr morono's lament... ()
Date: July 12, 2016 11:34PM

some more info. Wrote:
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>
> Fucking
> worthless kid. Thirty fucking years old. Thirty!
>
>

It just sums things up.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: bumpity bump ()
Date: July 13, 2016 09:03PM

bump bump

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Another classic part ()
Date: July 14, 2016 03:58PM

some more info. Wrote:
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> "Peeber?" I mouth silently to Fat Sharon.
> "It's an acronym!" she shrieks right in my fucking
> ear.
"Pedophile Yellow Brick Road."

This just shows how Richard is trying his hardest against all odds to maintain his composure in a really bad situation and Sharon has just completely lost it and screams right in his ear.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: happy Bastille Day ()
Date: July 14, 2016 06:10PM

bump

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: readerrich ()
Date: July 14, 2016 07:12PM

you psychopaths just won't give up will you. if you've got enough time to devote so much keeping this crap going you certainly have no real lives of your own. regardless of moreno's faults , you bastards have proven to be worse. sick, spiteful bunch of losers

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: STFU miz... ()
Date: July 15, 2016 12:32AM

and go build a PYBR!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: PBYR's R' Us ()
Date: July 15, 2016 12:43AM

some more info. Wrote:
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>
> "I can't hear you, William. Lift up a corner of
> the covers," I reply.
> "I saaiiid, 'Mom messed up my peeber!' You never
> fucking listen to me!" responds the door.
>
> "Peeber?" I mouth silently to Fat Sharon.
> "It's an acronym!" she shrieks right in my fucking
> ear. "Pedophile Yellow Brick Road."

> "It was the Best one! Ever!" adds the door.


file.php?40,file=241418,filename=William

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: listen, shithead ()
Date: July 15, 2016 12:56AM

readerrich Wrote:
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> you psychopaths just won't give up will you. if
> you've got enough time to devote so much keeping
> this crap going you certainly have no real lives
> of your own. regardless of moreno's faults , you
> bastards have proven to be worse. sick, spiteful
> bunch of losers


Enough time? It takes about two minutes to bump all the PYBR threads to the top. Plenty of time left for outside activites!

Miz has been told to leave (with good reason), and even banned. Yet he still returns. It seems he thought his 'triumph' over eesh was somehow life-changing.
Well no. He is still neurotic, useless to society, attention-seeking, a burden on his parents, and a blight on this forum. As long as he remains, he is a target for derision and scorn.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Time to flush ()
Date: July 15, 2016 01:53AM

listen, shithead Wrote:

> Miz has been told to leave (with good reason), and
> even banned. Yet he still returns. It seems he
> thought his 'triumph' over eesh was somehow
> life-changing.
> Well no. He is still neurotic, useless to society,
> attention-seeking, a burden on his parents, and a
> blight on this forum. As long as he remains, he is
> a target for derision and scorn.


You forget,
This is the most important thing to ever happen to Miz.



If I cared about him, I think it was a crying shame.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: what did william do? ()
Date: July 15, 2016 04:32PM

What did William do to deserve this fame ?

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: A couple of things ()
Date: July 15, 2016 09:52PM

what did william do? Wrote:
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> What did William do to deserve this fame ?


1) Posted a lot of obnoxious shit on this forum for attention (which he got.)

2)Went to the press and said he wanted the world to know his story. (Well, AFTER the story was written and was ready to go to press, he allegedly changed his mind an demanded the story NOT be printed. Too late!

But really, miz is famous nowhere outside of this forum. If he wants anonymity, he has but to leave.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: learn about PYBRs in this thread ()
Date: July 19, 2016 09:42PM

Invented right here in Northern Virginia!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Teaching Moment ()
Date: July 20, 2016 08:53PM

What does PBYR stand for?

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Ask the peeber master ()
Date: July 20, 2016 09:52PM

Miz knows PYBRs.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: PhD in Peeberology ()
Date: July 20, 2016 10:52PM

Ask the peeber master Wrote:
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> Miz knows PYBRs.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: what WILL miz wear tomorrow? ()
Date: July 28, 2016 12:36AM

Cucks for Clinton Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > !
>
>
> src="http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.
> php?40,file=207557,filename=481459368.jpg">
>
> That's the look you're going for in a large
> circulation paper like the Post?
>
> Greasy hair, shirt too tight around your too many
> Big Macs belly, and collar open with tie hanging
> down.
>
> Keep it classy Willy, keep it classy.


I want a report! Also, I want to know who the hell else shows up!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Smut Peddler Amir ()
Date: July 28, 2016 12:47AM

Do you think the FBI will show up and arrest Miz on his pending child porn charges?

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: they'll ask about PYBRs ()
Date: July 28, 2016 12:55AM

and whether he uses pornographic pictures IN his PYBRs

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: bumpity bumpity bump ()
Date: July 31, 2016 02:43AM

Hey miz, with all the mattress stores in NoVa, shouldn't you be out shopping, rather than pursuing your pathetic bid to regain stature here?

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: "It's an acronym!" ()
Date: July 31, 2016 06:11PM

some more info. Wrote:
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>
> "It's an acronym!" she shrieks right in my fucking
> ear. "Pedophile Yellow Brick Road."
>
>

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: pPWhG ()
Date: August 04, 2016 06:15PM

Bump

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: 18 words ()
Date: August 05, 2016 12:32AM

some more info. Wrote:
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> "Save yourself," I mutter.

>
> "I can't hear you, William. Lift up a corner of
> the covers,"
I reply.

> "Peeber?" I mouth silently to Fat Sharon.
> "It's an acronym!" she shrieks right in my fucking
> ear. "Pedophile Yellow Brick Road."
>

> "From his room?"
> "No, from under the covers."

This is a 954 word post yet Richard only has 18 words worth of actual dialogue. All of the rest are simply what he is thinking about as he is introduced to his first PYBR.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: did someone say PEEBERS? ()
Date: August 05, 2016 12:39AM

HapPYBRthday Miz!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: did somebody say 'PYBRs"? ()
Date: August 12, 2016 12:35AM

It's MIZ!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: pre-flight ()
Date: August 18, 2016 10:16PM

Miz is cracking open a couple cold PYBR's about now, having already mapped out which infants to molest tonight.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Mom messed up by peeber! ()
Date: August 19, 2016 05:04PM

'You never fucking listen to me!" responds the door.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 19, 2016 05:40PM

What is a PYBR?

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: It is spelled out clearly ()
Date: August 19, 2016 07:05PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> What is a PYBR?


An invention of miz's.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Under the Covers. ()
Date: August 19, 2016 07:06PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What is a PYBR?


some more info. Wrote:
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> "I saaiiid, 'Mom messed up by peeber!' You never
> fucking listen to me!" responds the door.
>
> "Peeber?" I mouth silently to Fat Sharon.
> "It's an acronym!" she shrieks right in my fucking
> ear. "Pedophile Yellow Brick Road."
>
> "It was the Best one! Ever!" adds the door.
> If I killed him now, who would know? Who would
> Care?
>
> "He hasn't come out from there all day," Fat
> Sharon shrieks.
> "From his room?"
> "No, from under the covers."

>

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: It's an acronym! ()
Date: August 20, 2016 01:00AM

and, regular jokes about PYBRs are the BEST way to keep morono away from this forum. He HATES PYBR jokes! They drive him insane!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: annnnnnnnnnd BUMP! ()
Date: August 27, 2016 03:24PM

This is it - the thread that taught us about william's PYBRs.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: miz is posting again... ()
Date: September 17, 2016 09:32PM

so this goes back to the top.

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: Uncanny ()
Date: September 21, 2016 07:14PM

Similarity
Attachments:
William Robert Moreno autism.jpg

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: miz is not a failed artist ()
Date: September 21, 2016 11:58PM

His PYBRs are magnificent!

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Re: Average Thursday Night in Sterling
Posted by: mom messed up my PYBR!!!!!! ()
Date: October 09, 2016 04:40PM

back to the top

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