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Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
I've never understood handkerchiefs. Carrying around a snot-soaked piece of cloth all day long, just in case some lady bursts into tears and you can lend it her: "Here, rub some of my snot in your eyes."
I use mine to clean my dick after I fuck some loser's wife. Most of the limp dicks on here don't dress well, much less make enough money to have any sort of style. I find their wives will crawl all over me, and all I have to do is dress sharp.