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Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Inquiring Inquirer
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Date: September 24, 2015 04:44AM
Haven't seen the blue haired skank around. Maybe her car broke down.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
RIP Streetz
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Date: September 24, 2015 05:35AM
She is still mourning the loss of her brother Michael Amstutz aka "Streetz."
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
He was an angel
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Date: September 24, 2015 05:37AM
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Working professional
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Date: September 24, 2015 05:48AM
He definitely had an employable appearance. So important in today's corporate environment.
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
So long Streetz
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Date: September 24, 2015 05:48AM
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Adjustment Bureau
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Date: September 24, 2015 05:53AM
Leave it alone. Leave her be, let her brother rest in peace. Let this board move forward without her.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
RIP Streetz
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Date: September 24, 2015 05:54AM
Adjustment Bureau Wrote:
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> Leave it alone. Leave her be, let her brother rest
> in peace. Let this board move forward without her.
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> Leave it alone. Leave her be, let her brother rest
> in peace. Let this board move forward without her.
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Megynlynn
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Date: September 24, 2015 05:58AM
Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
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> Haven't seen the blue haired skank around. Maybe
> her car broke down.
What gives? Why is it so interesting what is happening with me or all threads turn into something about me? To be honest this isn't normal.
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> Haven't seen the blue haired skank around. Maybe
> her car broke down.
What gives? Why is it so interesting what is happening with me or all threads turn into something about me? To be honest this isn't normal.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Sharpie
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Date: September 24, 2015 05:58AM
He looks like he fell asleep and some kids drew all over him with magic markers.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
RIP Streetz
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Date: September 24, 2015 06:00AM
Sharpie Wrote:
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> He looks like he fell asleep and some kids drew
> all over him with magic markers.
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> He looks like he fell asleep and some kids drew
> all over him with magic markers.
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Liar liar pants on fire
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Date: September 24, 2015 06:01AM
Megynlynn Wrote:
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> Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
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> > Haven't seen the blue haired skank around.
> Maybe
> > her car broke down.
>
>
> What gives? Why is it so interesting what is
> happening with me or all threads turn into
> something about me? To be honest this isn't
> normal.
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> Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
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> > Haven't seen the blue haired skank around.
> Maybe
> > her car broke down.
>
>
> What gives? Why is it so interesting what is
> happening with me or all threads turn into
> something about me? To be honest this isn't
> normal.
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Well Damn
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Date: September 24, 2015 06:03AM
Megynlynn Wrote:
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> Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
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> > Haven't seen the blue haired skank around.
> Maybe
> > her car broke down.
>
>
> What gives? Why is it so interesting what is
> happening with me or all threads turn into
> something about me? To be honest this isn't
> normal.
There you go.
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> Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
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> > Haven't seen the blue haired skank around.
> Maybe
> > her car broke down.
>
>
> What gives? Why is it so interesting what is
> happening with me or all threads turn into
> something about me? To be honest this isn't
> normal.
There you go.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Pig whore
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Date: September 24, 2015 06:05AM
Megynlynn Wrote:
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> To be honest this isn't
> normal.
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> To be honest this isn't
> normal.
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Patient Explanation.
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Date: September 24, 2015 06:34AM
Megynlynn Wrote:
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> Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
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> > Haven't seen the blue haired skank around.
> Maybe
> > her car broke down.
>
>
> What gives? Why is it so interesting what is
> happening with me or all threads turn into
> something about me? To be honest this isn't
> normal.
Actually, it's normal for Fairfax Underground. When you don't get enough of a reaction, ramp up your trolling to 11.
That is how things are done here.
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> Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Haven't seen the blue haired skank around.
> Maybe
> > her car broke down.
>
>
> What gives? Why is it so interesting what is
> happening with me or all threads turn into
> something about me? To be honest this isn't
> normal.
Actually, it's normal for Fairfax Underground. When you don't get enough of a reaction, ramp up your trolling to 11.
That is how things are done here.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Inquiring Inquirer
()
Date: September 24, 2015 08:20AM
Megynlynn Wrote:
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> Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
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> > Haven't seen the blue haired skank around.
> Maybe
> > her car broke down.
>
>
> What gives? Why is it so interesting what is
> happening with me or all threads turn into
> something about me? To be honest this isn't
> normal.
I just busted you as identifying with being a blue haired skank. How do you know this thread was about your sorry ass?
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> Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
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> > Haven't seen the blue haired skank around.
> Maybe
> > her car broke down.
>
>
> What gives? Why is it so interesting what is
> happening with me or all threads turn into
> something about me? To be honest this isn't
> normal.
I just busted you as identifying with being a blue haired skank. How do you know this thread was about your sorry ass?
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
anonymissus
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Date: September 24, 2015 08:27AM
I have noticed lots of you meanies calling that girl "ham beast" and "blue haired skank" among other things. Kind of a low blow to keep talking about her dead brother, though.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Myka and Michael
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Date: September 24, 2015 08:37AM
anonymissus Wrote:
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> I have noticed lots of you meanies calling that
> girl "ham beast" and "blue haired skank" among
> other things. Kind of a low blow to keep talking
> about her dead brother, though.
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> I have noticed lots of you meanies calling that
> girl "ham beast" and "blue haired skank" among
> other things. Kind of a low blow to keep talking
> about her dead brother, though.
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
jhaerhjpodtg
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Date: September 24, 2015 08:37AM
anonymissus Wrote:
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> I have noticed lots of you meanies calling that
> girl "ham beast" and "blue haired skank" among
> other things. Kind of a low blow to keep talking
> about her dead brother, though.
This is FFXU. We've been shaming deaths since the beginning. No one and I mean no one here is safe if they die.
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> I have noticed lots of you meanies calling that
> girl "ham beast" and "blue haired skank" among
> other things. Kind of a low blow to keep talking
> about her dead brother, though.
This is FFXU. We've been shaming deaths since the beginning. No one and I mean no one here is safe if they die.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
So many piercings
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Date: September 24, 2015 08:39AM
Her brother had a tongue piercing. You know what those are for, right?
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
chris rock sez
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Date: September 24, 2015 08:42AM
Ask Chris Rock. He knows.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
In bed with Megan
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Date: September 24, 2015 08:44AM
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
vWWYH7
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Date: September 24, 2015 06:51PM
Megynlynn Wrote:
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> Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Haven't seen the blue haired skank around.
> Maybe
> > her car broke down.
>
>
> What gives? Why is it so interesting what is
> happening with me or all threads turn into
> something about me? To be honest this isn't
> normal.
Megan isn't normal either. Hence the threads about her are not normal.
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> Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Haven't seen the blue haired skank around.
> Maybe
> > her car broke down.
>
>
> What gives? Why is it so interesting what is
> happening with me or all threads turn into
> something about me? To be honest this isn't
> normal.
Megan isn't normal either. Hence the threads about her are not normal.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
HtcCX
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Date: September 24, 2015 07:38PM
Megynlynn Wrote:
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> Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
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> > Haven't seen the blue haired skank around.
> Maybe
> > her car broke down.
>
>
> What gives? Why is it so interesting what is
> happening with me or all threads turn into
> something about me? To be honest this isn't
> normal.
Well her FU alert is still turned on which means we haven't heard the last of her.
By the way, a guy with a tongue ring is kinda advertising he wants to eat some dick, dont ya think?
I could see your brother was headed for great things.....like a midnight shift fry cook or a jizz mopper at a peep show.
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> Inquiring Inquirer Wrote:
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> -----
> > Haven't seen the blue haired skank around.
> Maybe
> > her car broke down.
>
>
> What gives? Why is it so interesting what is
> happening with me or all threads turn into
> something about me? To be honest this isn't
> normal.
Well her FU alert is still turned on which means we haven't heard the last of her.
By the way, a guy with a tongue ring is kinda advertising he wants to eat some dick, dont ya think?
I could see your brother was headed for great things.....like a midnight shift fry cook or a jizz mopper at a peep show.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Wondered of things
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Date: September 24, 2015 07:43PM
So who was the guy she murdered in the car accident?
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
M4EeW
()
Date: September 24, 2015 07:54PM
So how is this guy Megan's "brother"? She's not even mentioned in his obit. You suppose that was on purpose, or did he not even know this ho was his sister?
http://www.aublefuneralhome.com/obituaries/Michael-Amstutz/#!/Obituary
http://www.aublefuneralhome.com/obituaries/Michael-Amstutz/#!/Obituary
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Pussy Rivals
()
Date: September 24, 2015 08:05PM
Jesus, turns out his own buddy smoked him.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: September 24, 2015 10:56PM
Working professional Wrote:
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> He definitely had an employable appearance. So
> important in today's corporate environment.
Ewwwww. Look how dirty his fingernails are. Just how bad was his hygiene?
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> He definitely had an employable appearance. So
> important in today's corporate environment.
Ewwwww. Look how dirty his fingernails are. Just how bad was his hygiene?
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Migical? Shinning?
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Date: September 24, 2015 11:15PM
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
It would suck to be you
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Date: September 24, 2015 11:37PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Ewwwww. Look how dirty his fingernails are. Just
> how bad was his hygiene?
Are you a cunt?
He worked for a living, something I highly doubt you could even begin to comprehend
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>
>
> Ewwwww. Look how dirty his fingernails are. Just
> how bad was his hygiene?
Are you a cunt?
He worked for a living, something I highly doubt you could even begin to comprehend
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
"For a short time" ROFL
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Date: September 24, 2015 11:50PM
It would suck to be you Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> >
> >
> >
> > Ewwwww. Look how dirty his fingernails are.
> Just
> > how bad was his hygiene?
>
>
> Are you a cunt?
>
> He worked for a living, something I highly doubt
> you could even begin to comprehend
http://www.the-daily-record.com/obituaries/2015/08/07/michael-amstutz-25-orrville
ORRVILLE -- Michael Alan Amstutz, 25, Orrville, died Wednesday, Aug. 5, 2015, at Aultman Orrville Hospital in Orrville.
Michael was born May 30, 1990, in Youngstown. At age 5, Michael was adopted by Roger L. and Cheryl A. (Goff) Amstutz and made his home in Orrville.
He last worked for Quality Castings Co. in Orrville for a short time and was a self-employed tattoo artist.
For a short time = fired and can't hold employment
Self-employed tattoo artist = His work was so shitty that no tattoo parlor would hire him.
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> eesh Wrote:
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> >
> >
> >
> > Ewwwww. Look how dirty his fingernails are.
> Just
> > how bad was his hygiene?
>
>
> Are you a cunt?
>
> He worked for a living, something I highly doubt
> you could even begin to comprehend
http://www.the-daily-record.com/obituaries/2015/08/07/michael-amstutz-25-orrville
ORRVILLE -- Michael Alan Amstutz, 25, Orrville, died Wednesday, Aug. 5, 2015, at Aultman Orrville Hospital in Orrville.
Michael was born May 30, 1990, in Youngstown. At age 5, Michael was adopted by Roger L. and Cheryl A. (Goff) Amstutz and made his home in Orrville.
He last worked for Quality Castings Co. in Orrville for a short time and was a self-employed tattoo artist.
For a short time = fired and can't hold employment
Self-employed tattoo artist = His work was so shitty that no tattoo parlor would hire him.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
kyKpeG
()
Date: September 26, 2015 01:53PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Working professional Wrote:
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> > He definitely had an employable appearance. So
> > important in today's corporate environment.
>
>
>
>
>
> Ewwwww. Look how dirty his fingernails are. Just
> how bad was his hygiene?
That is known as "white trash". Megan is the same way. That type of people always look dirty and have a sheen or filmy look to them. They often have a noticeable body odor as well.
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> Working professional Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He definitely had an employable appearance. So
> > important in today's corporate environment.
>
>
>
>
>
> Ewwwww. Look how dirty his fingernails are. Just
> how bad was his hygiene?
That is known as "white trash". Megan is the same way. That type of people always look dirty and have a sheen or filmy look to them. They often have a noticeable body odor as well.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
That dude
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Date: September 26, 2015 05:19PM
Hambeast McMeat Curtains, to be more specific.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Did someone say meat?
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Date: September 26, 2015 05:23PM
That dude Wrote:
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> Hambeast McMeat Curtains, to be more specific.
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> Hambeast McMeat Curtains, to be more specific.
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
she's gone
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Date: September 30, 2015 12:34PM
Megan has been gone a while. Presumably she is locked up for probation violation.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Megynlynn
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Date: September 30, 2015 05:38PM
she's gone Wrote:
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> Megan has been gone a while. Presumably she is
> locked up for probation violation.
I am sure that is exactly what's going on.
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> Megan has been gone a while. Presumably she is
> locked up for probation violation.
I am sure that is exactly what's going on.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Equestrian Buttplugs
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Date: September 30, 2015 07:30PM
Megynlynn Wrote:
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> she's gone Wrote:
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> > Megan has been gone a while. Presumably she is
> > locked up for probation violation.
>
>
> I am sure that is exactly what's going on.
LOL she couldn't stay away!
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> she's gone Wrote:
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> > Megan has been gone a while. Presumably she is
> > locked up for probation violation.
>
>
> I am sure that is exactly what's going on.
LOL she couldn't stay away!
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
No internet
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Date: September 30, 2015 07:32PM
She doesn't have internet access anymore. She was leeching off nearby wifi, but all that is gone now. When she does post, it is from a library.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Add wifi thief to her rap sheet
()
Date: September 30, 2015 08:04PM
No internet Wrote:
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> She doesn't have internet access anymore. She was
> leeching off nearby wifi, but all that is gone
> now. When she does post, it is from a library.
I picture her furiously driving around NOVA in a rage trying to find a wifi signal strong enough so she can stay in the car/house. She's been watching this thread for a week and finally couldn't hold herself any longer.
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> She doesn't have internet access anymore. She was
> leeching off nearby wifi, but all that is gone
> now. When she does post, it is from a library.
I picture her furiously driving around NOVA in a rage trying to find a wifi signal strong enough so she can stay in the car/house. She's been watching this thread for a week and finally couldn't hold herself any longer.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Hello I'm calling about...
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Date: September 30, 2015 08:15PM
Megan works for a call center.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
9xFN3
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Date: October 01, 2015 09:12AM
Hello I'm calling about... Wrote:
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> Megan works for a call center.
1-900 number?
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> Megan works for a call center.
1-900 number?
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
whatever slags
()
Date: October 01, 2015 10:26AM
STFU AARON
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Stupid Ediots
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Date: October 02, 2015 11:25AM
"For a short time" ROFL Wrote:
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> It would suck to be you Wrote:
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> > eesh Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Ewwwww. Look how dirty his fingernails are.
> > Just
> > > how bad was his hygiene?
> >
> >
> > Are you a cunt?
> >
> > He worked for a living, something I highly
> doubt
> > you could even begin to comprehend
>
>
>
>
>
> http://www.the-daily-record.com/obituaries/2015/08
> /07/michael-amstutz-25-orrville
>
>
>
> ORRVILLE -- Michael Alan Amstutz, 25, Orrville,
> died Wednesday, Aug. 5, 2015, at Aultman Orrville
> Hospital in Orrville.
>
> Michael was born May 30, 1990, in Youngstown. At
> age 5, Michael was adopted by Roger L. and Cheryl
> A. (Goff) Amstutz and made his home in Orrville.
>
> He last worked for Quality Castings Co. in
> Orrville for a short time and was a self-employed
> tattoo artist.
>
>
>
> For a short time = fired and can't hold
> employment
>
>
> Self-employed tattoo artist = His work was so
> shitty that no tattoo parlor would hire him.
Yes "Self Employed" like Megan being a "self employed" cosmetologist, who steals her examples from the internet.
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> It would suck to be you Wrote:
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> > eesh Wrote:
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> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Ewwwww. Look how dirty his fingernails are.
> > Just
> > > how bad was his hygiene?
> >
> >
> > Are you a cunt?
> >
> > He worked for a living, something I highly
> doubt
> > you could even begin to comprehend
>
>
>
>
>
> http://www.the-daily-record.com/obituaries/2015/08
> /07/michael-amstutz-25-orrville
>
>
>
> ORRVILLE -- Michael Alan Amstutz, 25, Orrville,
> died Wednesday, Aug. 5, 2015, at Aultman Orrville
> Hospital in Orrville.
>
> Michael was born May 30, 1990, in Youngstown. At
> age 5, Michael was adopted by Roger L. and Cheryl
> A. (Goff) Amstutz and made his home in Orrville.
>
> He last worked for Quality Castings Co. in
> Orrville for a short time and was a self-employed
> tattoo artist.
>
>
>
> For a short time = fired and can't hold
> employment
>
>
> Self-employed tattoo artist = His work was so
> shitty that no tattoo parlor would hire him.
Yes "Self Employed" like Megan being a "self employed" cosmetologist, who steals her examples from the internet.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Blimey Gulliver
()
Date: October 03, 2015 05:31PM
After seeing those "Streetz" pics, today I learned that you Yanks have chavs too. My condolences.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
vice vice baby, you're dead
()
Date: October 03, 2015 06:23PM
RIP Streetz Wrote:
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> She is still mourning the loss of her brother
> Michael Amstutz aka "Streetz."
>
>
> -
Vanilla Ice Junior.
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> She is still mourning the loss of her brother
> Michael Amstutz aka "Streetz."
>
>
> -
Vanilla Ice Junior.
Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Gift keeps on giving
()
Date: October 04, 2015 12:03AM
Blimey Gulliver Wrote:
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> After seeing those "Streetz" pics, today I learned
> that you Yanks have chavs too. My condolences.
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> After seeing those "Streetz" pics, today I learned
> that you Yanks have chavs too. My condolences.
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Re: Is the Ham Beast in Jail?
Posted by:
Did I Win Yet?
()
Date: October 04, 2015 08:16PM
Is she dead?