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Why do I suck at life so much?
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: September 18, 2015 10:51AM

Why do I suck at life? I lost my job cleaning gas station toilets, live with my poor broke parents, and am 39 years old. I haven't touched a girl in years. My only outlet is coming here and sexually flirting with high school boys over the internet. What have I become? Why am I also so very gay? The other day I was at the glory hole at Barnes and Noble thinking to myself as to why homos are pleasuring me instead of women. Then it dawned on me that I must be gay.

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Re: Why do I suck at life so much?
Posted by: MMSF Douche ()
Date: September 19, 2015 08:48AM

You are fat, lazy, stupid, and ugly,

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