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Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: pulvorizor ()
Date: September 10, 2015 03:09PM

It was fun being a bully in school, before this sissy boy anti Bullying movement came along. We used to rule the school. Here's my story. So there was this Pakistani fat kid who couldn't speak English right. He used to wear this stupid hat and he sounded like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. We used to beat the hell out of this kid every chance we got. Lol one time we shoved an ice cream sandwich down his pants and another time we dumped a bowl of ceral on his head and he went off on this Pakistani language rant it was hilarious. Knocking trays of food out of his hands at lunch, putting thumb tacks on his seat in class, and writing love notes to girls under his name. Hahaha it was hilarious seeing these random girls go up to him like "wtf? Did you write this to me?" This went on all throughout high school up until graduation when we pushed him into a huge mud puddle.

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: Freelance makeup artist ()
Date: September 10, 2015 03:14PM

I was the biggest girl in middle school and I would get violent all the time with the smaller girls. I got free lunches everyday and all the 8th grade black guys loved me.

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: Morono ()
Date: September 10, 2015 04:03PM

Making fun of the Morenos is just so easy and so much fun. It's especially funny how they react and continue to fail at getting anybody back for anything.

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: klasdjhwef ()
Date: September 10, 2015 04:07PM

Freelance makeup artist Wrote:
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> I got free lunches everyday and all the 8th
> grade black guys loved me.

So, I'm hearing that you got really fat from all the "free" food. Niggers love fat chicks.

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: Just being me ()
Date: September 10, 2015 04:32PM

LOL, just thinking back makes me laugh. Once made a kid wear a jockstrap on his face on the bus, made two boys get married and kiss each other, painted a kids face with ink on the bus. Used to make a kid dance in the back of the bus LOL, I wasn't alone there were a bunch of us upperclassmen. We would just do this to the effeminate looking freshman, on a bus, where could they go to? LOL. Good times! Good times! Like the Academies used to do.

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: Leiser Law ()
Date: September 10, 2015 04:36PM

We tried to get a young girl to give us money for legal services she never asked for and never agreed to pay for. We just sent her a bill and expected her to pay because we are bullies with no integrity; the slimmest law firm in the state.

Unfortunately for us, she had a backbone and called us out for attempting to get money under false pretenses. Hope she doesn't make a complaint to the Bar Association; we could be censured.

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: Lawyers "r" Us all ()
Date: September 10, 2015 04:40PM

Leiser Law Wrote:
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> We tried to get a young girl to give us money for
> legal services she never asked for and never
> agreed to pay for. We just sent her a bill and
> expected her to pay because we are bullies with no
> integrity; the slimmest law firm in the state.
>
> Unfortunately for us, she had a backbone and
> called us out for attempting to get money under
> false pretenses. Hope she doesn't make a
> complaint to the Bar Association; we could be
> censured.

No harm in trying we always say at the office. If you do it once there is no grounds for censure, we are only human too.

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: MDW ()
Date: September 10, 2015 04:41PM

LOL! ^

Lemme find out about that shit. Hahah, bitches thought somebody was stupid! You let them or that dumbass family send me one more fucking legal slice of paper....

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: The Bard of FFXU ()
Date: September 10, 2015 05:59PM

I posted this and WingNut pretty much ran away for an extended period of time because he tasted poop.

Too Funny!

We come each day to FFXU,
In search of witty minds,
And stumble upon his dreadful posts,
Full of venom, bile, and slime.

One casts an eye upon his rants,
Good Lord there are so many,
They boast about his principles,
He is clearly devoid of any.

His insults rain like a biblical flood,
Against Dem’s and their Low IQ’s,
But when measured in and of himself,
His smarts don’t reach his shoes.

His slovenly keystrokes cast no doubt,
His thoughts are like a pestilence,
His prose is that of a drunken lout,
Intoxicated with a lack of eloquence.

He claims to be a self made man,
And worships his creator,
He claims to be a patriot,
And spews like a Confederate traitor.

His points are often mean and sharp,
Like thumbs from a very dull mind,
When confronted with facts and figures,
He’s unable to respond in kind.

The primary point in his vile remarks,
Is really to just whine and bitch,
To try grasping his meandering logic,
Will make your eyeballs itch.

He blasts so loud and often,
At the Blacks, the Browns, and the Poor,
One would think that our Admin Cary,
Would kick his ass out the door.

Here lurks a soul so devoid of wit,
He casts darkness upon the night,
Belching Fox news garbage all about,
Unarmed for an intelligent fight.

His offenses to many are countless,
So his trailer has a moat,
But nobody here would breach it,
And condescend themselves by cutting his throat.

His day of judgment will surely come,
He’ll soon meet the undertaker,
And on his grave shall be my post,
“Please piss upon this defecator.”

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: EuxFN ()
Date: September 10, 2015 06:45PM

Back in the 80's at Rocky Run elementary, a group of kids used to chase this kid around at recess until he peed himself. He had a weak bladder.. He would run to the pincipals office crying etc.

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: Best of All ()
Date: September 10, 2015 07:49PM

We used to beat the shit out of faggots. Put a few in the hospital. Life was better then. Now queers almost think they're human and that they somehow matter.

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: Saving Best of All For Last ()
Date: September 10, 2015 10:36PM

I kept a list and raped and killed some of the guys who bullied me. Not all, but enough to be satisfying.

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 10, 2015 10:39PM

Saving Best of All For Last Wrote:
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> I kept a list and raped and killed some of the
> guys who bullied me. Not all, but enough to be
> satisfying.




Do you have a manifesto?

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Re: Post your funny bullying stories here of people you've bullied
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: September 10, 2015 10:43PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68sRqrZZ6wQ


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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