so, i figured since vince's quotes have gotten himself into people's signatures, i would make a thread about his various quotes and the posts they came from.

im not trying to make this a personal attack on vince, i just think some of the things he says are hilarious.

so, post 'em and a link to their origin.

• Yes...the resistence in Iraq and Afghanistan are their performing patriotic duties
• Jews were not singled out and therefor are not victims of a holocaust.
• [White people] dont like uppity anything except uppity up [their] ass!
• I am not a racist
• You sorry ass whining [white] 20 somethings would get your asses kicked in any revolution. Then you'd really have to kiss some hispanic ass to survive!
• All signature quotes are stupid..used by stupid people.
• whats so anti-feminist about saying a women has a cunt?
• Your cunt is made from gold?

oh and put 'em in your signatures (he loves signature quotes)!



i almost forgot, to change your signature, go here: http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/control.php?40,panel=sig

please use this format in your signatures so we can actually tell it's a signature.

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<br /><font style="text-decoration:overline;font-family:Lucida Console,Andale Mono,Courier New,Courier">"<i>Quote goes here!</i>" -- Vince[1]</font>

"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."



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well for a guy who ignores me....you do a mediocre job of quoting me. At least half your quotes are incorrect...and taken out of context. By the please stop signing on as me....and probably a half dozen other people.

edit by Cary: Ridiculously huge images removed. Vince(1), please stop posting these.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.



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Re: Obama still arming America like never before
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: May 04, 2009 08:47PM

Im sure the historians will look back at the death and injury stats and see a direct relationship with all the guns and ammo being bought. As long as they shoot themselves...and their families. I could care less

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/183830/183832.html#msg-183832

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> well for a guy who ignores me....you do a mediocre
> job of quoting me.

when did i say i was ignoring you?


> At least half your quotes are incorrect...and taken
> out of context.

please point out the ones that are incorrect because i used copy/paste to put them there. also, which ones are "out of context" as to misrepresent what you said?


> By the please stop signing on as me....and probably a
> half dozen other people.

im not sure why you think i am doing that. i would have a lot more fun if i was.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."



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Thanks Cary!

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edit by Cary: Ridiculously huge images removed. Vince(1), please stop posting these.

"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Re: If ILLEGAL KIDS DONT PERFORM OR BEHAVE IN SCHOOL - EXPEL THEM
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: February 26, 2009 07:05AM


God bless all illegals..they come here to work...dont complain...pay taxes..want to pay more taxes and add more to our society then anyone on here.




http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/156546/160405.html#msg-160405

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"Sweetey..you are funny! Now pull your pants up and go to work."

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> well for a guy who ignores me....you do a mediocre
> job of quoting me. At least half your quotes are
> incorrect...and taken out of context. By the
> please stop signing on as me....and probably a
> half dozen other people.
>
> edit by Cary: Ridiculously huge images removed.
> Vince(1), please stop posting these.


Well...those pictures do not exceed the maximum image file size you have established. Id like to know why you think them ridiculous? Because they arent threatening or insulting someone? Or did your buddy Gravis ask you take action? Sure would be nice if you did more then kiss Gravis's ass sometime.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

That's good Vince...declare war on the administrator. Keep it up.

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> Well...those pictures do not exceed the maximum
> image file size you have established. Id like to
> know why you think them ridiculous? Because they
> arent threatening or insulting someone? Or did
> your buddy Gravis ask you take action? Sure would
> be nice if you did more then kiss Gravis's ass
> sometime.

You have to be joking Vince. The maximum file size is just that... a MAXIMUM. You cannot exceed it. It won't let you.

The pictures are too big (resolution not size) for the average monitor and definitely too big for a phone. All you have to do is resize them with MS Paint to about the size Meeper used for his "Unleash the fury" picture and I doubt anyone would ever complain again. I'll teach you how if you want.

By the way, Furfur is the one who has been asking for Cary to do something about those pics...

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> By the way, Furfur is the one who has been asking
> for Cary to do something about those pics...


That fur guy needs to get a life. 500 posts? Get laid already.

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> That fur guy needs to get a life. 500 posts? Get
> laid already.

And I need to step away from my banjo and polish up my spittoon.

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> Well...those pictures do not exceed the maximum
> image file size you have established. Id like to
> know why you think them ridiculous? Because they
> arent threatening or insulting someone? Or did
> your buddy Gravis ask you take action? Sure would
> be nice if you did more then kiss Gravis's ass
> sometime.

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> That's good Vince...declare war on the
> administrator. Keep it up.

+1


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

enjoy

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.
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So there must be more to it than "just wanting to share pictures"... It's so easy to resize. And it makes the picture look better.
Here the first one's free verga.
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> enjoy

im sure cary will be thrilled with you now.




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> So there must be more to it than "just wanting to
> share pictures"... It's so easy to resize. And it
> makes the picture look better.
> Here the first one's free verga.

vince is throwing an e-tantrum, that's all.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."



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Vince,

I don't get involved in the 'Vince vs. the rest of the forum' battles, but those flower pics are weh ghey!



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I don't get the flower pics. But, Vince, please explain the "Jew" comments.

Are you Mr Tiny Tim? Tiptoeing through the tulips?

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> I don't get the flower pics. But, Vince, please
> explain the "Jew" comments.
>
> Are you Mr Tiny Tim? Tiptoeing through the tulips?

Vince likes flowers. So does Ross. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qm_jB0yyKq4/ShijYsRerLI/AAAAAAAAAgo/tuk7aT3KKnc/s1600-h/photo-774917.jpg

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> I don't get the flower pics. But, Vince, please
> explain the "Jew" comments.
>
> Are you Mr Tiny Tim? Tiptoeing through the tulips?


Find the "holocaust" topic read it yourself...then you too can misquote me.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

"I am not a racist!" -- Vince(1)

Re: Does Protesting Make A Difference?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: May 24, 2009 08:30PM

Jerry Rubin Wrote:
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> Vince(1) Wrote:
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> > I wish I could grow a beard like him..and be as
> > rich as she is. I would certainly never would
> > have gone to North Vietnam as she did...and wish
> I
> > had done more then I did to bring our soldiers
> > home.
>
> Vince, Please tell us, what was it that you DID do
> to bring the soldiers home?
> Im surprised because I figured you were much too
> young to have been around
> then. I hope it was more than wave signs in front
> of cameras on the Mall. Hmm???


Vote. Which is more then some on here.



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Great picture! Too funny. :o)

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my wiener has a first name its V.I.N.C.E.1
my Chezburgher has a second names its
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM~

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"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

LolCat, you are a fucking dumbass, shut the fuck up already.

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> LolCat, you are a fucking dumbass, shut the fuck
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You must have no sense of humor. I anxiously await LOLcat's posts each day.

Re: Believe Obama is not a US Citizen? new
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: June 11, 2009 03:51PM

I dont answer personal questions...especially those designed to do nothing but try to make your dick look bigger then mine.

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"I voted"

"I hate all Jews. I shot up the Holocaust Museum for fun." -- Vince(1)



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I urge people to hover over the above link.

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>
>
> You must have no sense of humor. I anxiously await
> LOLcat's posts each day.
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It's more then most here.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

Hover... but *don't* click, if you know what's good for you.

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> > LolCat, you are a fucking dumbass, shut the
> fuck
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>
>
> You must have no sense of humor. I anxiously await
> LOLcat's posts each day.


LOLKitteh is lovin Yew
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I tried warning you, Travesty. I got got too. How embarrassing.

10 years later, and Lemon Party links continue to remain funny.


"I hate all Jews. I shot up the Holocaust Museum for fun. -- Vince[1]"

Ha ha ha! Whoo! Grampa's getting some action!

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Vince(1) Wrote:
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>
> It's more then most here.

Don't BS yourself.

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LemonParty. Thats so 2005.

Now, OneManOneJar....that's classy.

Be sure to google that one - especially with coworkers nearby.

She's my kind of bitch...one with a brain~

-Vince on Katie Couric

...people dont kill, guns do!

-Vince

You guys should publish these words of wisdom! in a book. My quotes remind me of Thomas Paine....

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.



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Vince(1) Wrote:
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> You guys should publish these words of wisdom! in
> a book. My quotes remind me of Thomas Paine....

Your words would get you fired and/or your ass kicked in real life.

Costanza Wrote:
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> > You guys should publish these words of wisdom!
> in
> > a book. My quotes remind me of Thomas
> Paine....
>
> Your words would get you fired and/or your ass
> kicked in real life.

As they did for Thomas Paine....but he was right!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

Costanza Wrote:
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> > You guys should publish these words of wisdom!
> in
> > a book. My quotes remind me of Thomas
> Paine....
>
> Your words would get you fired and/or your ass
> kicked in real life.

Isn't that kinda what happened to Mr. Paine as well...? Which is kind of ironic, because we live by much of what he said..

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Vince(1)
I cant agree to that....the murder rate would go down.

"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

We need to stay clear of Russia's sphere of
> influence...this includes all previous satellite
> nations and puppet regimes.

HAHA Have some vodka friend...

vince's favorite movie is here http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6229070629122885245

Well, we can't forget the original.

In no particular order...

"You know folks..this is the world a lot of people live in. This cuntry does a pretty poor job giving opportunity to all."

LOL

"If they could pay..they'd probably have insurance."

"I dont see a mass exodus of "rich" blacks from the democratic party. It does happen to a greater degree then at lower incomes...but insufficiently to see a causal relationship."

"It's racist to think that blacks come to their political beliefs because they are easily fooled into believing what is truly not in their best interests."

"Get ready to buy some cheap chicken."

"Re: Elton John wants to Adopt a Ukrainian Boy
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: September 13, 2009 10:15PM

me too"

"I am concidered caucasians...I am slightly olive complected...not pig hued."

"I think all immigrants legal and those that are undocumented are the greatest hope this country has to maintain it's lead in the world."

"Well..allow me to be the first conspiracy nut..perhaps it was all very intentional. Seems to me the entire republkan party is involved in a concerted effort to delegitimize the president...perhaps this was a shot of the bow telling the president to stay on his side of the potomac or risk harm. Military exercises are often "messages"...this was a clear message."

"He shows a pattern of joining predominantly white conservative groups. Imagine what his constituents must be like. South Carolina remains the center for dirty and nasty politics."

"Did you know that every ounce of gold ever mined from the beginning of time is still in existence? It never corrodes. The ring on your finger is composed of the actual complex molecules formed at the moment of "creation"...the gold on your finger was there."

"By the way...every day as I see the main stream democratic party fail to shove a nail up the ass of every Pat Robertson republican..turns me more and more into a socialist."

"It must be pretty scary when you realize anything and everything youve ever done is being investigated by non-law enforcemtn officials. It's like having the Nazi Party in the 1930-30s trying to "quiet" the opposition. Pure power..."



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tb;dr

resuscitating a thread from June: lame
Reggie's fascination with Vinnie: priceless

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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

Yeah FF - you are starting to have that same issue aren't you? Maybe you can take up the mantle of being my latest gay stalker. Thanks for caring so much.

That's nice. Thanks for sharing.

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Hey OMG OMG OMG() - you might want to see someone about that problem you are having with ADD. Is that your parents coming home?
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OMG OMG! Did you link IHASAHOTDOG.com???? That site is so funny it reminds me of Sesame Street!

Maybe you can find the blue ball in here OMG
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THAT'S RACIST.

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Well, there are some red ones too once in a while... :)

I don't get it...

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> Maybe you can find the blue ball in here OMG

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> I don't get it...
>

I was providing some distraction for his ADD

Well, thanks to you, I'll be spending the remainder of the day staring at that thing... Trying to follow each and every blue ball on its path...

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> I was providing some distraction for his ADD

I like my new ones...almost as much as the old. This does settle for once and for all who is obsessed with who!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

I sent this to everyone's favorite communist bigot after noticing he continues to talk to me in teh threadz like he matters to me.

> I'm ignoring you, because you're a hateful, bitter
> racist with an agenda. I do not feel that you
> have anything worthwhile to contribute to society
> or this forum. I feel dumber every time I read
> something you write. Please do not talk to me.
> Thank you.

The intellectual juggernaut responded with:

> No!

What ever happened to "Yes We Can?"

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At least you got your answer in less then 4 pages of cut and paste quotes.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

OH SNAP! That was actually a very good comeback, Vince(1)!