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Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: Toilet brush ()
Date: August 01, 2015 11:12AM

Hey man you wanna get together sometime and shit in some of the good bathrooms around Fairfax? Mariano's in Tyson's has a great toilet. Wondering if you wanted to review some of the toilets around here with me. Also I shot in a urinal one time hahaha.

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: Greasemn ()
Date: August 01, 2015 11:26AM

Do you think you and I could take a simultaneous constitutional???

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: Toilet Brush ()
Date: August 01, 2015 11:47AM

Yeah bro for sure. Hey if you wanna come with I'm sure we could use an extra reviewer. What's your favorite toilet? Whirl flush or power flush? You ever shit in a urinal or pull an upper deck?

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: Greasemn ()
Date: August 01, 2015 02:15PM

I have done upperdeckers using a pair of salad tongs. I am big bulky man and I cannot hover over the upper deck.

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: Carlton crapper ()
Date: August 01, 2015 03:47PM

In Tyson's or Crystal City the Ritz Carlton is a good place for a dump. Clean, private, nice mood lighting, cloth hand towels. I haven't shat in the Georgetown location so can't comment on that one.

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: prankster ()
Date: August 01, 2015 03:55PM

List of places with toilet tanks for upper decker, thanks the prankster.

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 01, 2015 05:40PM

Right now, might need one. Plumbing problem like none other.

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: Toilet Brush ()
Date: August 01, 2015 07:19PM

Hey glad to see you came! Now we need Meghan to post pics of her poop. She looks like she can shit some bricks.

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 01, 2015 07:29PM

Toilet Brush Wrote:
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> Hey glad to see you came! Now we need Meghan to
> post pics of her poop. She looks like she can shit
> some bricks.


That would require midwives

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: Toilet brush ()
Date: August 01, 2015 07:42PM

I took a candle shit this morning. So it came out like a normal shit but then it was gooey at the end. Hence candle shit. Also took a Coney Island. Log of shit with runny shit on top. Smelled great, made sure the gf was in the shower too. Lol flush toilet, she screams because the water gets cold, and smells it all.

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: Butt Weiser ()
Date: August 01, 2015 07:42PM

I like to take a dump in the restrooms at the newer Giant Food Stores. They are clean and modern, and equipped with a handicap stall. I always use the handicap stall because no matter how much noise you make, or how long you occupy it nobody fucks with you, and there is another reason.

On the way to the restroom swing through the beer department, and grab a 6 of something to refresh with as I take a dump. A buddy of mine taught me this trick in college. He would grab chips as well.

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: outter flanks ()
Date: August 07, 2015 09:23AM

I was vacationing at kitty hawk NC last week. Every morning I dropped my load underwater. It's a great feeling!

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 07, 2015 09:41AM

outter flanks Wrote:
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> I was vacationing at kitty hawk NC last week.
> Every morning I dropped my load underwater. It's a
> great feeling!


This is bad. Your bowels could disturb an ecosystem

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: toilet brush ()
Date: August 07, 2015 10:55AM

Hey Brown Onion you think we could get together and take a shit in some bathrooms? The Macy*s bathroom is quite nice along with Legal Sea Foods at Tyson's Galleria. They have individual towels to dry your hands and fancy quilted toilet paper.

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Re: Brown Onion. Places to go places to shit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 07, 2015 11:22AM

toilet brush Wrote:
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> Hey Brown Onion you think we could get together
> and take a shit in some bathrooms? The Macy*s
> bathroom is quite nice along with Legal Sea Foods
> at Tyson's Galleria. They have individual towels
> to dry your hands and fancy quilted toilet paper.


We could do, what is it the young folks call, a flash mob of people needing to shit? We could scream together, support each other, and pass out IBS awareness pamphlets after washing our hands.

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