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Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: No way out ()
Date: June 13, 2015 01:42AM

Sex with Megan or Monique?

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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: sexxxxxxxxx ()
Date: June 13, 2015 02:29AM

Monique, without a doubt! If I had the pick of all the crazies here then first choice would be Lynn Sadler, second choice Katie Eastman.

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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 13, 2015 05:21AM

I'd go for that Megan anyday.

Monique looks like she may bite.

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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: c ()
Date: June 13, 2015 06:35AM

I'll take the knife

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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: faridw ()
Date: June 13, 2015 12:14PM

Monique looks like a raison, and Megan is fat and filthy dirty hampster! Neither!

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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: UwXPu ()
Date: June 16, 2015 01:13PM

Kill me already, but I'll go down fighting.

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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight ()
Date: June 16, 2015 06:22PM

c Wrote:
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> I'll take the knife


Best answer.


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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: I'll just take the weasel ()
Date: December 31, 2017 01:00AM

No way out Wrote:
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> Sex with Megan or Monique?

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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: I'll just take the weasel ()
Date: December 31, 2017 01:00AM

No way out Wrote:
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> Sex with Megan or Monique?

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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 31, 2017 01:22AM

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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: Easy choice ()
Date: December 31, 2017 10:33AM

Megan. Even without a knife. Megan is doable. Sex with Monique or living with Megan would be a harder choice.

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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: Question??? ()
Date: December 31, 2017 02:07PM

Is jay fasick holding the knife?

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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: Danger Will Rob In Son ()
Date: December 31, 2017 02:32PM

Easy choice Wrote:
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> Megan. Even without a knife. Megan is doable.
> Sex with Monique or living with Megan would be a
> harder choice.
Megan is not "doable" by any definition of the word. I've seen her in person and the pictures do not do her justice. Her body is gross, huge wide ass, small torso with tits that point off in different directions, thunderous legs, no muscle tone, and her face is even more weathered and worn out looking than any pic posted on this site. When Megan takes a photo of herself she spends a lot of time troweling on makup and adjusting the lighting and uses selective camera angles. On top of her appearance she's fucked nearly every unemployed, homeless degenerate in the state, including a known Hep-C carrier.

Fun fact: Any criminal or bum ever mentioned on this site is connected to Megan either directly or within one degree of separation.

However many of the sleazy tramps that Megan associates with are very doable. Being that Megan is a career criminal, liar, drama queen, and general trouble-maker, she does not tend to accumulate any friends or long-term acquaintances willing to socialize with her. So it's imperative to act quickly and chat up any woman Megan introduces you to before Megan rifles through her purse or stabs her in the back.
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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: I need more info ()
Date: June 10, 2019 10:04PM

This IS a one-night stand, right? They have no way of contacting me ever again?

Because I think that, on the whole, lizzie would be a better lay, and a lot less repulsive. However, and this is no small thing, lizzie does not handle breakups well and would commence stalking the day after, whereas megan gets over things.

Better to bank hammie once and be rid of her, than to bang lizzie and have her in my life forever.

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Re: Someone has a knife to your throat, you must choose...
Posted by: EMSRN ()
Date: June 11, 2019 10:53AM

I don't know either of these 2 & from the sounds of it, I don't want to know them. How am I supposed to choose if I don't know either 1?

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