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I just took a big dump at the Golds gym in Herndon. I am not washing my hands. I will see how many hands I can shake today.
Posted by: Wash man ()
Date: May 06, 2015 08:37AM

I will report back how it goes!

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Re: I just took a big dump at the Golds gym in Herndon. I am not washing my hands. I will see how many hands I can shake today.
Posted by: Mental Condition ()
Date: May 06, 2015 09:47AM

Why are fat people so obsessed with taking a dump? It's like fat people want to find new ways to gross people out?

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Re: I just took a big dump at the Golds gym in Herndon. I am not washing my hands. I will see how many hands I can shake today.
Posted by: Congressional Aide ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:12PM

Wash man Wrote:
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> I will report back how it goes!

Congressman Connolly, is this going to be a regular habit of yours?

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Re: I just took a big dump at the Golds gym in Herndon. I am not washing my hands. I will see how many hands I can shake today.
Posted by: Nasty white people ()
Date: May 06, 2015 03:57PM

You know OP is a white male

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Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: May 06, 2015 04:49PM

Do you have a beard? If so, just kiss your mom.

http://nypost.com/2015/05/04/science-proves-that-beards-contain-fecal-matter/

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Re: I just took a big dump at the Golds gym in Herndon. I am not washing my hands. I will see how many hands I can shake today.
Posted by: Not detector ()
Date: May 06, 2015 07:39PM

Nasty white people Wrote:
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> You know OP is a white male

No, I'm a towel head.

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Re: I just took a big dump at the Golds gym in Herndon. I am not washing my hands. I will see how many hands I can shake today.
Posted by: Fdj33 ()
Date: May 06, 2015 09:03PM

Yeah, they're are reprobates like OP all around the world. Some guys like torturing animals. Other guys like slapping women. Hell, then there are those guys that fart in church and snicker-giggle.

Plus, there are guys like OP who'll leave a dump in the toilet and not flush. They giggle about it all day long, thinking about the "surprise" they left behind.

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Posted by: ideaguy ()
Date: May 06, 2015 11:10PM

Leaving a dump in the toilet for others to see? Farting in public and laughing. Yes. All things I do.

I never wash my hands after shitting or pissing. I love shaking hands also.
I often fart in public places. The more crowded, the better. Then, if it smells I act offended and look around like some other asshole did it.

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Re: I just took a big dump at the Golds gym in Herndon. I am not washing my hands. I will see how many hands I can shake today.
Posted by: My Guess ()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:17AM

OP is a cook at Kilroys?

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Re: I just took a big dump at the Golds gym in Herndon. I am not washing my hands. I will see how many hands I can shake today.
Posted by: Typical Mormon Behavior ()
Date: May 07, 2015 02:10PM

They can't excrete a gold plate, this is the next best thing. Gives them something to do in between banging their plural wives.

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Posted by: UxXJm ()
Date: May 07, 2015 02:32PM

Pics or we don't believe you, Smelly!

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Re: I just took a big dump at the Golds gym in Herndon. I am not washing my hands. I will see how many hands I can shake today.
Posted by: strongest poster here ()
Date: May 07, 2015 02:43PM

I actually benched way over 300 lbs there a few months ago, some people on this site stopped by to give me support, thanks again.

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Re: I just took a big dump at the Golds gym in Herndon. I am not washing my hands. I will see how many hands I can shake today.
Posted by: 6ptTP ()
Date: May 07, 2015 02:44PM

I used to bench 315 in 6 rep sets.

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Re: I just took a big dump at the Golds gym in Herndon. I am not washing my hands. I will see how many hands I can shake today.
Posted by: strongest poster here ()
Date: May 07, 2015 02:46PM

6ptTP Wrote:
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> I used to bench 315 in 6 rep sets.


Impressive!

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