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So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: Who the fuck knew? ()
Date: May 06, 2015 12:32AM

It's not Mexican Independence Day and not even really celebrated in Mexico.

It's a 'holiday' that was promoted by the San Antonio-based beer importer for Corona and Grupo Modelo as a marketing deal to sell beer to Mexican Americans.

Another fun fact, more beer is sold on Cinco de Mayo than for the Superbowl weekend or St. Patrick's Day.

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: JCGNP ()
Date: May 06, 2015 12:34AM

everyone knew but you bet you still believe in santa too

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: Caveman ()
Date: May 06, 2015 12:34AM

Who the fuck knew? Wrote:
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> It's not Mexican Independence Day and not even
> really celebrated in Mexico.
>
> It's a 'holiday' that was promoted by the San
> Antonio-based beer importer for Corona and Grupo
> Modelo as a marketing deal to sell beer to Mexican
> Americans.
>
> Another fun fact, more beer is sold on Cinco de
> Mayo than for the Superbowl weekend or St.
> Patrick's Day.


Have you been living under a rock?!

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: Who the fuck knew? ()
Date: May 06, 2015 12:40AM

Caveman Wrote:
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> Who the fuck knew? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's not Mexican Independence Day and not even
> > really celebrated in Mexico.
> >
> > It's a 'holiday' that was promoted by the San
> > Antonio-based beer importer for Corona and
> Grupo
> > Modelo as a marketing deal to sell beer to
> Mexican
> > Americans.
> >
> > Another fun fact, more beer is sold on Cinco de
> > Mayo than for the Superbowl weekend or St.
> > Patrick's Day.
>
>
> Have you been living under a rock?!


Naaa, just never gave a fuck, don't drink Corona, so didn't pay any attention to it.

Apparently not the only one since they had a long segment on the origin on the radio today.
Must not be the only one since they

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: Who the fuck knew? ()
Date: May 06, 2015 12:42AM

JCGNP Wrote:
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> everyone knew but you bet you still believe in
> santa too


The common modern image of Santa was created by Coca Cola so I guess there is some similarity.

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: Caveman ()
Date: May 06, 2015 12:43AM

Sureeeee. I don't drink the Mexican piss either but knew all of that. You just seems to not know a lot of things...

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: GMCLK ()
Date: May 06, 2015 12:43AM

who the fuck still listens to the radio lol

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: D43 ()
Date: May 06, 2015 12:49AM

Feliz Dia de los Gringos Borachos! Happy Cuervo Day!

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: Cuervo-tardz... LOL! ()
Date: May 06, 2015 12:54AM

You thought is was like 4th of July or something? Wow! Que idiota!

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: bill boner popper ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:14AM

OP must be a FCPS alumni. Clearly his stupidity is the result of running in too many Boosterthons.

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: Je$$e Jack$on ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:15AM

Just found out Kwanza is BS too. Ain't that a bitch!

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: Thinking about literal shit at 1AM ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:15AM

He's talking about poop now

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: post masterbater ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:17AM

Mother's Day was a conspiracy by hallmark and the us postal service to sell more cards and stamps.

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: DNHKN ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:18AM

So was flag day. You know what flag day is really for, right?

Burning your old flags and getting put in jail.

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: print copy boner juices ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:20AM

Boxing Day was established by Don King.

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: Corona fags ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:20AM

Only homos drink Corona anyway.

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: PUbuP ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:20AM

now that is a lie

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: True ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:21AM

9/11 was an inside job

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: uuhttbnjk ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:22AM

March 15 th is made up.

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: Dehydrated ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:23AM

The 3st is real

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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: OP is retãrd ()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:53AM


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Re: So I find out today that Cinco de Mayo is complete bullshit
Posted by: It's a hard nog life ()
Date: May 06, 2015 02:06AM

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