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Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
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Conserva-tards!
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Date: May 04, 2015 01:41PM
Here's my back-of-the-envelope list of passengers in the 2012 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car and their 2016 ddoppelgängers:
2012: Mittens Romney; 2016: Jeb “I’ll be different. Really.” Bush
2012: Ron “Kookytown” Paul; 2016: Rand “Kookytown” Paul
2012: Newt Gingrich; 2016: ????
2012: Rick “The Lord is my Shepard” Santorum; 2016: Ted “Blunderbuss” Cruz
2012: Buddy “Who?” Roemer; 2016: ????
2012: Rick “Memory Loss” Perry; 2016: ????
2012: Jon “White-on-White” Huntsman, Jr.; 2016: Chris "You gonna eat that?" Cristie?
2012: Michele “Batshit Crazy” Bachmann; 2016 Carly “Bitch is my Middle Name” Fiorina
2012: Herman “Nine, Nine, Nine” Cain; 2016: Ben “Neophyte” Carson
2012: Gary “Who/What?” Johnson; 2016: Marco “Latino in Name Only” Rubio
Meine Damen und Herren... Madames et Messieurs... Ladies and Gentlemen. As you can see, the Clown Car still has several open seats. By whose ample posteriors will they be occupied? Place your bets! The wheel is about to spin!
2012: Mittens Romney; 2016: Jeb “I’ll be different. Really.” Bush
2012: Ron “Kookytown” Paul; 2016: Rand “Kookytown” Paul
2012: Newt Gingrich; 2016: ????
2012: Rick “The Lord is my Shepard” Santorum; 2016: Ted “Blunderbuss” Cruz
2012: Buddy “Who?” Roemer; 2016: ????
2012: Rick “Memory Loss” Perry; 2016: ????
2012: Jon “White-on-White” Huntsman, Jr.; 2016: Chris "You gonna eat that?" Cristie?
2012: Michele “Batshit Crazy” Bachmann; 2016 Carly “Bitch is my Middle Name” Fiorina
2012: Herman “Nine, Nine, Nine” Cain; 2016: Ben “Neophyte” Carson
2012: Gary “Who/What?” Johnson; 2016: Marco “Latino in Name Only” Rubio
Meine Damen und Herren... Madames et Messieurs... Ladies and Gentlemen. As you can see, the Clown Car still has several open seats. By whose ample posteriors will they be occupied? Place your bets! The wheel is about to spin!
Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Democrats are shit
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Date: May 04, 2015 01:55PM
and want the hildabeast.
Why so faggot bro? U mad, shithead?
Why so faggot bro? U mad, shithead?
Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Conserva-tards!
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Date: May 04, 2015 02:02PM
Democrats are shit Wrote:
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> and want the hildabeast.
>
> Why so faggot bro? U mad, shithead?
Conserva-tards!
LoLz!
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> and want the hildabeast.
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> Why so faggot bro? U mad, shithead?
Conserva-tards!
LoLz!
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Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Terry McAulifffe
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Date: May 04, 2015 02:18PM
Democrats are shit Wrote:
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> and want the hildabeast.
>
> Why so faggot bro? U mad, shithead?
Liberals only vote for rich old white people to run the plantation.
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> and want the hildabeast.
>
> Why so faggot bro? U mad, shithead?
Liberals only vote for rich old white people to run the plantation.
Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Conserva-tards!
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Date: May 04, 2015 02:23PM
Terry McAulifffe Wrote:
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> Liberals only vote for rich old white people to
> run the plantation.
Yeah! Well, except for the dashing statesman who is currently serving his 2nd term as POTUS.
Conserva-tards!
LoLz!
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> Liberals only vote for rich old white people to
> run the plantation.
Yeah! Well, except for the dashing statesman who is currently serving his 2nd term as POTUS.
Conserva-tards!
LoLz!
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Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Comedy Gold
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Date: May 04, 2015 02:28PM
Can the GOP possibly top the 2012 candidates?
More women GOP candidates! Those a laugh a minute.
Also bring back Palin. If she was good enough for Vice President than why not president?
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More women GOP candidates! Those a laugh a minute.
Also bring back Palin. If she was good enough for Vice President than why not president?
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Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Bachmann Please
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Date: May 04, 2015 02:31PM
Bring back Michelle Bachmann she was good laughs.
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Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: May 04, 2015 02:36PM
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008
"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!"
-Joe Biden
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
–Joe Biden
"His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul."
-Joe Biden
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."
-Joe Biden
"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
-Joe Biden
"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!"
-Joe Biden
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
–Joe Biden
"His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul."
-Joe Biden
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."
-Joe Biden
"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
-Joe Biden
Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Pootawn_Ralphie
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Date: May 04, 2015 03:14PM
Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Nonsense
Uncle Joe isn't running, Ralphie.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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> Nonsense
Uncle Joe isn't running, Ralphie.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Libtardz!!! LoLz!!
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Date: May 04, 2015 03:22PM
Conserva-tards! Wrote:
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> Terry McAulifffe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Liberals only vote for rich old white people to
> > run the plantation.
>
> Yeah! Well, except for the dashing statesman who
> is currently serving his 2nd term as POTUS.
>
> Conserva-tards!
>
> LoLz!
>
Lib-tards!
LoLz!
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> Terry McAulifffe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Liberals only vote for rich old white people to
> > run the plantation.
>
> Yeah! Well, except for the dashing statesman who
> is currently serving his 2nd term as POTUS.
>
> Conserva-tards!
>
> LoLz!
>
Lib-tards!
LoLz!
Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Puppet Masta
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Date: May 04, 2015 03:26PM
Conserva-tards! Wrote:
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> Terry McAulifffe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Liberals only vote for rich old white people to
> > run the plantation.
>
> Yeah! Well, except for the dashing statesman who
> is currently serving his 2nd term as POTUS.
>
> Conserva-tards!
>
> LoLz!
>
And you dumb fuckerz bought it when rich white Masta stood Toby up there.
LoLz!
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> Terry McAulifffe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Liberals only vote for rich old white people to
> > run the plantation.
>
> Yeah! Well, except for the dashing statesman who
> is currently serving his 2nd term as POTUS.
>
> Conserva-tards!
>
> LoLz!
>
And you dumb fuckerz bought it when rich white Masta stood Toby up there.
LoLz!
Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Crazy Eyes Joe
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Date: May 04, 2015 03:27PM
Pootawn_Ralphie Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > Nonsense
>
> Uncle Joe isn't running, Ralphie.
>
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh yes I am.
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nonsense
>
> Uncle Joe isn't running, Ralphie.
>
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh yes I am.
Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Conserva-tards!
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Date: May 04, 2015 05:28PM
Why didn't I see it earlier!
2012: Buddy “Who?” Roemer; 2016: Scott "The Lizzard" Walker
Conserva-tards!
LoLz!
2012: Buddy “Who?” Roemer; 2016: Scott "The Lizzard" Walker
Conserva-tards!
LoLz!
Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Repub
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Date: May 04, 2015 05:48PM
Yep - already got a black, a jew, and a cripple - oh wait...........
Re: Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Conserva-tards!
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Date: May 04, 2015 08:12PM
Conserva-tards!
LoLz!
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LoLz!
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Updated! Seats on the 2016 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car are filling up fast!
Posted by:
Conserva-tards!
()
Date: June 16, 2015 09:12AM
UPDATED! Back-of-the-envelope list of 2016 doppelgängers of the passengers in the 2012 Edition of GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car:
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Mittens Romney; 2016 Doppelgänger: Jeb “I’ll be different…Really” Bush
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Ron “Kookytown” Paul; 2016 Doppelgänger: Rand “Kookytown” Paul
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Newt “The Grinch” Gingrich; 2016 Doppelgänger: Ted “Blunderbuss” Cruz
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Rick “The Lord is my Shepard” Santorum; 2016 Doppelgänger: Rick “The Lord is my Shepard” Santorum
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Buddy “Who?” Roemer; 2016 Doppelgänger: George “Who?” Pataki
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Rick “Memory Loss” Perry; 2016 Doppelgänger: Rick “Run For President Again? Why The Hell Not!” Perry
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Jon “White-on-White” Huntsman, Jr.; 2016 Doppelgänger: Mike “The Huckster” Huckabee
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Michele “Batshit Crazy” Bachmann; 2016 Doppelgänger: Carly “Bitch is my Middle Name” Fiorina
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Herman “Nine, Nine, Nine” Cain; 2016 Doppelgänger: Ben “Neophyte” Carson
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Tim “Charisma of a Toaster” Pawlenty; 2016 Doppelgänger: Lindsey “Pillow Biter” Graham
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Gary “Who/What?” Johnson; 2016 Doppelgänger: Marco “Latino in Name Only” Rubio
Meine Damen und Herren... Madames et Messieurs... Ladies and Gentlemen. As you can see, the Clown Car still has several open seats. By whose ample posteriors will they be occupied? Trump (please, please, please run)? Christie? Kasich? Jindal? Place your bets! The wheel is about to spin!
Conserva-tards!
LoLz!
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Mittens Romney; 2016 Doppelgänger: Jeb “I’ll be different…Really” Bush
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Ron “Kookytown” Paul; 2016 Doppelgänger: Rand “Kookytown” Paul
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Newt “The Grinch” Gingrich; 2016 Doppelgänger: Ted “Blunderbuss” Cruz
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Rick “The Lord is my Shepard” Santorum; 2016 Doppelgänger: Rick “The Lord is my Shepard” Santorum
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Buddy “Who?” Roemer; 2016 Doppelgänger: George “Who?” Pataki
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Rick “Memory Loss” Perry; 2016 Doppelgänger: Rick “Run For President Again? Why The Hell Not!” Perry
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Jon “White-on-White” Huntsman, Jr.; 2016 Doppelgänger: Mike “The Huckster” Huckabee
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Michele “Batshit Crazy” Bachmann; 2016 Doppelgänger: Carly “Bitch is my Middle Name” Fiorina
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Herman “Nine, Nine, Nine” Cain; 2016 Doppelgänger: Ben “Neophyte” Carson
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Tim “Charisma of a Toaster” Pawlenty; 2016 Doppelgänger: Lindsey “Pillow Biter” Graham
2012 GOP Presidential Primary Clown Car Passenger: Gary “Who/What?” Johnson; 2016 Doppelgänger: Marco “Latino in Name Only” Rubio
Meine Damen und Herren... Madames et Messieurs... Ladies and Gentlemen. As you can see, the Clown Car still has several open seats. By whose ample posteriors will they be occupied? Trump (please, please, please run)? Christie? Kasich? Jindal? Place your bets! The wheel is about to spin!
Conserva-tards!
LoLz!