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So...Parks and Rec was just leftist propaganda
Posted by: Liblogic2015 ()
Date: February 26, 2015 11:33AM

Basically the show is about converting a staunch conservative into a dumbshit liberal.Ron on that show was nothing but a RINO at the end. Fucking show was all a bout making conservatives look stupid and liberals likeable. Thank god it has ended.

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Re: So...Parks and Rec was just leftist propaganda
Posted by: fucking dork ()
Date: February 26, 2015 11:40AM

Liblogic2015 Wrote:
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> Basically the show is about converting a staunch
> conservative into a dumbshit liberal.Ron on that
> show was nothing but a RINO at the end. Fucking
> show was all a bout making conservatives look
> stupid and liberals likeable. Thank god it has
> ended.


lol, you actually watched "Parks and Rec"

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Re: So...Parks and Rec was just leftist propaganda
Posted by: teeheee ()
Date: February 26, 2015 12:48PM

Amy Poehler is totally funny and adorable. This here dork dreams about Amy & Tina. In a completely friendly(see also,from dictionary: PLATONIC) way of course. I would love to go out on the town with the two of them for @least a night, drinking and cracking jokes, and making doofy comedic mayhem together @ the white castle @3a.m. To be 100% honest I'm not a giant fan of either parks&rec or 30 roc.. But just the two of them together without that backdrop, Yowie!! I'd love to be their plus one.

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Re: So...Parks and Rec was just leftist propaganda
Posted by: MILF.Hunter ()
Date: February 26, 2015 12:54PM

teeheee Wrote:
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> Amy Poehler is totally funny and adorable. This
> here dork dreams about Amy & Tina. In a completely
> friendly(see also,from dictionary: PLATONIC) way
> of course. I would love to go out on the town with
> the two of them for @least a night, drinking and
> cracking jokes, and making doofy comedic mayhem
> together @ the white castle @3a.m. To be 100%
> honest I'm not a giant fan of either parks&rec or
> 30 roc.. But just the two of them together without
> that backdrop, Yowie!! I'd love to be their plus
> one.

That's your problem. You know what kind of guys have platonic fantasies about 2 smoke-shows like Poehler and Fey? Guys that prefer cocks stabbed up their asses, that's who.

Me? I'd love to go out on the town with the two of them for at least a night, drinking and cracking jokes, making doofy comedy mayhem together at White Castle at 3AM and then get a room and fuck the shit out of both of them.

"In a completely friendly, platonic way of course..." Who says that? Fagarellos, that's who...

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Re: So...Parks and Rec was just leftist propaganda
Posted by: Dean Wormer ()
Date: February 26, 2015 01:07PM

"Fagarellos"...that one made me laugh.

Lots of Millennials probably have dreams of platonic relationships like that. Male Millennials are smooth down there...like Barbie dolls. They would choose their phones over women every time.

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Re: So...Parks and Rec was just leftist propaganda
Posted by: MILF.Hunter ()
Date: February 28, 2015 06:27PM

Dean Wormer Wrote:
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> "Fagarellos"...that one made me laugh.

Happy to oblige, Dean...thanks for ringing in as always.

> Lots of Millennials probably have dreams of
> platonic relationships like that. Male
> Millennials are smooth down there...like Barbie
> dolls. They would choose their phones over women
> every time.

Generation X here. It's like Duvall and Penn discuss in the film "Colors"...

Millenial bull: Hey! Look at all of those cows down there! Let's pick one out and fuck the shit out of her.

Generation X bull: Let's fuck 'em all.

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Re: So...Parks and Rec was just leftist propaganda
Posted by: Proven Fact ()
Date: February 28, 2015 07:04PM

MILF.Hunter Wrote:
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> Dean Wormer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Fagarellos"...that one made me laugh.
>
> Happy to oblige, Dean...thanks for ringing in as
> always.
>
> > Lots of Millennials probably have dreams of
> > platonic relationships like that. Male
> > Millennials are smooth down there...like Barbie
> > dolls. They would choose their phones over
> women
> > every time.
>
> Generation X here. It's like Duvall and Penn
> discuss in the film "Colors"...
>
> Millenial bull: Hey! Look at all of those cows
> down there! Let's pick one out and fuck the shit
> out of her.
>
> Generation X bull: Let's fuck 'em all.

But Generation X doesn't have any balls.

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Re: So...Parks and Rec was just leftist propaganda
Posted by: Bluto Blutarsky ()
Date: February 28, 2015 07:21PM

MILF.Hunter Wrote:
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>
> Generation X here. It's like Duvall and Penn
> discuss in the film "Colors"...
>
> Millenial bull: Hey! Look at all of those cows
> down there! Let's pick one out and fuck the shit
> out of her.
>
> Generation X bull: Let's fuck 'em all.

Proper way to tell it:

An old bull and a young bull are at the top of a hill looking over a pasture full of cows. The young bull turns to the old bull and says "let's run down there and fuck a cow." The old bull just shakes his head and says "no, let's walk down and fuck 'em all."

If you're going to tell a story, tell it right.

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